(A/N) Thanks Melissa, Audrey, Jeramie, and Charlotte for taking my fanfic notebook and reading this chapter ahead of time. XD

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Sakura: Do you think he suspects anything?

Ino: We left him like 5 messages, what do you think?

Sakura: Well excuse me! At least I'm not blonde.

Ino: Take that back, ugly!

Sakura: Your so blonde you drowned trying to scratch a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

Ino: Your so ugly when Sasuke looks at you his eyes will melt.

Sakura: Your so blonde you failed an IQ test!

Ino: Your so ugly you make people blind.

Sakura: What did you say!

Ino: You heard me!

Narrator: Sakura and Ino begin pulling each other's hair while rolling on the ground; Kakashi then peeks in.

Kakashi: Whoa! Girl fight!

Narrator: Kakashi pulls out a bucket of popcorn and yells:

Kakashi: Go ugly girl, your so gonna kick that stupid blonde's ass!

Sakura and Ino: (Together) What!

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Hiei: What's the point of going to Sasuke's party? He's going to die eventually, anyway.

Kurama: You need to do something social, Hiei. Besides, It wouldn't hurt you to find someone you don't want to kill.

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(A/N) Wow, another disturbing chapter. Kakashi loves looking at miners, Who knew?