(A/N) This chapter may be a little boring, but hey, this one contains a Paris Hilton cliché.
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Sakura and Ino: (Together) Do you take back what you say about us?
Kakashi: No, your still ugly and your still dumb.
Sakura: I'm not ugly! But she is definitely dumb.
Ino: I'm not dumb but you're a hideous monster.
Sakura: You take that back, white-trash!
Ino: Shut up, Godzilla!
Narrator: Ino jumps on Sakura's back and begins to pull her hair.
Kakashi: Wow, that's hot!
Sakura and Ino: (Together) Ewwe!
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Naruto: I still have pin the bikini on Sakura.
Sasuke: Wow, I feel disturbed.
Naruto: Fine, I'll let you go first.
Sasuke: You really are an idiot.
Naruto: Yeah I am, way to tell me!
Sasuke: Someone needs to check you in to a mental institution.
Naruto: I went there and they wanted to know what flavor of ice cream I wanted.
Sasuke: That would be an Ice Cream store.
Naruto: Then what's the place with the bouncy walls?
Sasuke: (Sighs)
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Narrator: Hinata heads over to Sakura's house.
Hinata: (Happy) Hi Sakura!
Sakura: (Distracted) Hi Hinata..?
Hinata: Where's Ino?
Sakura: In the kitchen making punch, I'll go get her.
Narrator: Sakura heads to the kitchen.
Sakura: (To Ino) Why did you invite Hinata?
Ino: Because I'll look even better standing next to ugly people.
Sakura: Great idea.. Wait.. What did you call me?
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Not a great chapter, but I promise Chapters 4 and 5 will have some laughter.
