(A/N) This chapter may be a little boring, but hey, this one contains a Paris Hilton cliché.

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Sakura and Ino: (Together) Do you take back what you say about us?

Kakashi: No, your still ugly and your still dumb.

Sakura: I'm not ugly! But she is definitely dumb.

Ino: I'm not dumb but you're a hideous monster.

Sakura: You take that back, white-trash!

Ino: Shut up, Godzilla!

Narrator: Ino jumps on Sakura's back and begins to pull her hair.

Kakashi: Wow, that's hot!

Sakura and Ino: (Together) Ewwe!

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Naruto: I still have pin the bikini on Sakura.

Sasuke: Wow, I feel disturbed.

Naruto: Fine, I'll let you go first.

Sasuke: You really are an idiot.

Naruto: Yeah I am, way to tell me!

Sasuke: Someone needs to check you in to a mental institution.

Naruto: I went there and they wanted to know what flavor of ice cream I wanted.

Sasuke: That would be an Ice Cream store.

Naruto: Then what's the place with the bouncy walls?

Sasuke: (Sighs)

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Narrator: Hinata heads over to Sakura's house.

Hinata: (Happy) Hi Sakura!

Sakura: (Distracted) Hi Hinata..?

Hinata: Where's Ino?

Sakura: In the kitchen making punch, I'll go get her.

Narrator: Sakura heads to the kitchen.

Sakura: (To Ino) Why did you invite Hinata?

Ino: Because I'll look even better standing next to ugly people.

Sakura: Great idea.. Wait.. What did you call me?

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Not a great chapter, but I promise Chapters 4 and 5 will have some laughter.