(A/N) I thought we could join Sakura and Ino for a flashback. Enjoy.

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Narrator: Flashback 1; The Oprah Show

Oprah: Today on the Oprah show we join two friends on their quest of trying to win a guy's heart. Lets start with Sakura.

Narrator: Oprah turns toward Sakura.

Oprah: Now Sakura, why do you like Sasuke so much?

Sakura: I don't know.. He's just so awesome and I love how kissable he looks.

Ino: He would never like you! Your forehead is so big, I'm surprised people don't mistake you for a rhino!

Sakura: Your so dumb, Kiba's dog is smarter than you!

Oprah: Girls, Please!

Sakura and Ino: (Together and Angry) Shut up, Oprah!

Narrator: Sakura and Ino push Oprah to the ground.

Narrator: Present time.

Sakura: And that's the time we were on the Oprah show.

Hinata: Well.. I would of bust a cap in her ass.

Ino: Whoa! Did she just say what I think she said?

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Naruto: Wow Sasuke, that's almost as funny as the time Ino was on the Jerry Spring show!

Narrator: Flashback 2; The Jerry Springer Show

Jerry: Today we join Ino to find out if Akamaru is her child's father.

Ino: I'm not pregnant and Akamaru is a dog.

Jerry: Your not pregnate?

Ino: No.

Jerry: Deformed?

Ino: No.

Jerry: Having an affair with your mother's boyfriend?

Ino: No.

Jerry: Come on, we just want to see you have a fight with the audience and throw some chairs.

Ino: I did have a fight with Oprah once…

Jerry: Did Akamaru cheat on you with Oprah?

Ino: Did he? Oh my god!

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(A/N) Disclaimer: I don't own Jerry Springer, Oprah Winfrey, or Naruto. XD

By the way, thanks Ben, Melissa, Audrey, Jeramie, and Charlotte for betating chapters 4 and 5.