(A/N) I thought we could join Sakura and Ino for a flashback. Enjoy.
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Narrator: Flashback 1; The Oprah Show
Oprah: Today on the Oprah show we join two friends on their quest of trying to win a guy's heart. Lets start with Sakura.
Narrator: Oprah turns toward Sakura.
Oprah: Now Sakura, why do you like Sasuke so much?
Sakura: I don't know.. He's just so awesome and I love how kissable he looks.
Ino: He would never like you! Your forehead is so big, I'm surprised people don't mistake you for a rhino!
Sakura: Your so dumb, Kiba's dog is smarter than you!
Oprah: Girls, Please!
Sakura and Ino: (Together and Angry) Shut up, Oprah!
Narrator: Sakura and Ino push Oprah to the ground.
Narrator: Present time.
Sakura: And that's the time we were on the Oprah show.
Hinata: Well.. I would of bust a cap in her ass.
Ino: Whoa! Did she just say what I think she said?
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Naruto: Wow Sasuke, that's almost as funny as the time Ino was on the Jerry Spring show!
Narrator: Flashback 2; The Jerry Springer Show
Jerry: Today we join Ino to find out if Akamaru is her child's father.
Ino: I'm not pregnant and Akamaru is a dog.
Jerry: Your not pregnate?
Ino: No.
Jerry: Deformed?
Ino: No.
Jerry: Having an affair with your mother's boyfriend?
Ino: No.
Jerry: Come on, we just want to see you have a fight with the audience and throw some chairs.
Ino: I did have a fight with Oprah onceā¦
Jerry: Did Akamaru cheat on you with Oprah?
Ino: Did he? Oh my god!
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(A/N) Disclaimer: I don't own Jerry Springer, Oprah Winfrey, or Naruto. XD
By the way, thanks Ben, Melissa, Audrey, Jeramie, and Charlotte for betating chapters 4 and 5.
