(A/N) We join Sasuke and Naruto for some really weird-weirdness. If Paris Hilton impersonators offend you, don't read this chapter!
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Naruto: I can't believe you lost to a dog!
Sasuke: Shut up, Naruto!
Naruto: Your just jealous of my hotness!
Sasuke: You, hot, your face must of broke all of your mirrors again; look who has all the fan girls!
Narrator: Sasuke heads to the window and opens the blinds.
Fangirls: (LOUD!) O-M-G! IT'S HIM! I LOVE YOU SASUKE! MARRY ME!
Naruto: Wow, how much did you have to pay to get them to come here?
Sasuke: Pay them? Take that back!
Naruto: Never!
Narrator: Kakashi peeks in the window; Naruto puts Sasuke in a headlock.
Kakashi: Wow, that's hot!
Naruto and Sasuke: (Together) What did you say?
Narrator: Kakashi puts on a Paris Hilton wig.
Kakashi: (In his most convincing girl voice) That's hot!
Fan Girls: (outside) Omg! It's Paris Hilton and she's trying to steal Sasuke, get her!
Narrator: The fan girls chase "Paris Hilton" down the road.
Kakashi: AAAAAAHHHH!
Narrator: Kakashi runs to Kiba's house.
Kakahi: Kiba, help me, I'm…
Kiba: (Interupting) Whoa, It's Paris Hilton, that's hot!
Narrator: One of the fan girl's eye twitches.
Fan Girl: Did a guy just say, "That's hot?"
Kiba: Umm… She made me do it?
Narrator: Kiba points to Kakashi.
Fan girls: She did? Get her!
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Sasuke: (Teasing) I bet Paris Hilton likes me more.
Naruto: No she doesn't! I bet she'll want to make out with me.
Sasuke: I doubt it.
Naruto: Why? (In a girly voice) Oh Naruto! Please make out with me, I want your bod!
Sasuke: Yeah right, she'd be all: (Also in a girly voice) Ewwe! I'd rather make out with Ino!
Naruto: Really? And I thought you were gay..
Sasuke: Are you really that dumb? I'm not gay!
Naruto: Are you sure?
Sasuke: What do you mean am I sure?
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(A/N) Wow! Another chapter filled with cheesy Paris Hilton clichés, questionable genders, dumb arguments, Kakashi staulking minors and peeking in windows, and crazy psycho fan girls. Has a question for Kiba How could Paris Hilton make you do something? She'd probably be too busy throwing up. Runs from reviewer's flames AAAHHH!
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(Disclaimer) I know eating disorders are very serious. I was simply joking and I didn't mean to hurt/offend anyone, thank you.
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(Reviewers Notes)
Karaoke: (Chp 2) Ahhahah, I love what Kakashi says! "Go ugly girl!" Hahahaha yes, perfect! Ino's cooler than Sakura though. (Chp 4) hahahahah OMG that is disgusting... hahahahaha... and I can NOT see Hinata saying such a thing! O.o Which makes it even funnier!
Zimori/Audri: (Chp 3)"Ino: Because I'll look even better standing next to ugly people."
:D
classic on that one, my fwiend. :)
(Chp 4) ROFLMFAO. o
"Did Akarmary cheat on you with Oprah?Did he? Oh my god!"
Yesh, Ino is indeed gullible. -hugs you-
(Chp 5) LMFAO again.
my mom thought i was a lunatic. she said she'd check ME into a mental institution.
You do good work.-BUT, only if Melissa and I are amongst Sasuke's obnoxious fangirls.
Keep it up, and use that big ol' brain of yours to think of some more funny stuffs, k?
With ya AL the way,
-Aud
Faerie-killer: (Chp 5) yup. yur on crack. continue p-l-e-a-s-e?
