(A/N) I just reread of all my chapters and realized I had quite a few typos, sorry about that.

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Sakura: Shouldn't we be getting ready for the sleepover?

Ino: Duh, there are going to be guys there.

Sakura: We should call it.

Ino: Call what?

Sakura: Oh my god, guys, duh!

Ino: Okay.. Hiei.

Sakura: Sesshoumaru.

Ino: Rock Lee.

Sakura: Rock Lee? L-O-L

Ino: Fine.. Sasuke.

Sakura: No way, I already called him!

Ino: No you didn't, forehead girl.

Sakura: Shut up, anarexalemic! (Anarexic-bolemic)

Narrator: Kakashi peeks in.

Kakashi still in the wig: Did someone call?

Ino: What the heck is Paris Hilton doing in our show?

Sakura: I don't know.. Didn't her show get canceled, anyway?

Paris: No, it didn't get cancled..

Sakura and Ino: ….

Paris: Just because I thought Walmart was a place to buy "wall stuff" doesn't make me dumb!

Sakura and Ino: ….

Paris: You just hate me because I'm black!

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Narrator Sasuke's house.

Naruto: Shouldn't you be making things for the party?

Sasuke: I'm not having a party.

Naruto: A sleepover, whatever!

Sasuke: I'm not having one of those pointless things either.

Naruto: Oh well… I'll make the food anyway.

Narrator: Naruto gets a jar of peanut butter out of his bag and takes a pickle from Sasuke's fridge.

Sasuke: (Disturbed) Um, Naruto, I think I'll make the food.

Naruto: Are you sure? Everyone loves my peanut butter surprise!

Sasuke: Yeah, I'm sure!

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Paris: I'm not dumb!

Sakura and Ino: ….

Paris: Shut up before I have to go "that's hot" all over you!

Ino: Is she still talking?

Paris: No!

Sakura: (To ino; sarcastic) I bet she can't even spell the word no.

Narrator: 5 minutes later….

Sakura: No Paris, that spells cat.

Paris: At least I can spell my name!

Sakura and Ino: ….

Paris: S-P-O-I-L-E-D B-R-A-T, my daddy taught me that!

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Sasuke's answering machine: Hi, this is Sasuke, leave a message that isn't completely pointless.

Paris Hilton: Hi Sasuke, this is paris..

Narrator: Sasuke unplugs the telephone.

Sasuke: When will they ever learn?

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(A/N) That was a whole lot of nothing :D

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I think I'll start a new section of my stories, friend comments!

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(F/C)

Shiori/Melissa: Mwahahaha! That rox! I wish my Gaara, Lee, Shikamaru, or Kiba-Kun were in it they are.

Zimori/Audri: Splee! . I like Sasuke's message.

Shiori (Again): Ditto. Sasu Rox. (Underlined 3 times)

Ben: It's confusing. Well excuse me if you can't read xD