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Little songfic

"Highschool Football Hero"

by A.F.I

I wanna be a highschool football hero.

With an S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna

try to drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a highschool football hero.

I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.

I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day.

I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on. I'm done with

this brunette someone pass me another blonde.

Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.

I've gotta get my rest so I can

party with the boys.

My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow.

I'll change my name to

Bubba so that everyone will know...

What happened to me? I used to be the smartest boy in middle school and now in high school, I am just one of the guys. I now skip classes, drink my weight and more in beer, and sleep with every cheerleader I see.

Lizzie and Miranda now avoid me and each other. Things have changed since middle school and the future doesn't look so bright. But I don't care, I live in the now not the later. I don't care about anyone besides number one.

Here I am chugging another beer down, not knowing who the blonde is next to me but knowing that I will do her by the nights end. This isn't the future I pictured for myself but to the guys, I'm a hero.

The crowd of drunken bastards scream and yell for their drunken hero. I stand and do a little dance, which makes the crowd go wild. The blonde gets up and whispers in my ear "Lets get outta here"

This is my life...there is no way to change that now. Here I am the Drunken Hero.