Life and Times of a Teenage Prankster HUMOR
Set in the trios 5th year. Nothing J.K. wrote 5th or 6th applies.
Fred decides to write a book about his final year at Hogwarts. At the beginning his school year is to dull so he spices it up….prankster style.
EXCERPT
"Maybe I should write a book." George and Lee burst out laughing. Fred looked at them, "What? You don't think I should?"
"I don't think you could." Replied George still trying to gain control of his laughter.
"How come? I mean I'm sure it's not hard to write good."
"Well." Lee corrected.
"Well, what?" Looking Lee over as if he had lost it. George was giving him the same look. Neither had ever been any good in the grammer department.
Sighing deeply he replied, "Nevermind."
Married?HUMOR/ROMANCE
Set in when trio is out of school. They'd be about 22 in this story..
Draco and Hermione get drunk and get married, only to wake up to the horror. Draco's parents won't let them divorce because it would mar the Malfoy family name. (Possibly Draco & Ginny, Harry & Ginny, Ron & Hermione, or Fred & Hermione. I just think it'll be easier if Draco is involved because I don't see the Weasleys being that worried about their family name.) Yes it has been done but I have yet to read a satisfactory, finished story like this. They all seem to be unfinished or bad. (no offense)
EXCERPT
"To be a Malfoy woman you must hold yourself with grace and poise. You must also be pretty and never talk. We are trophies, to be paraded around. We are NOT noisey, bushy haired know-it-alls. We do not talk to other men unless instructed to and even then we stick to 3 topics, our beauty, family, and friends. We serve our husbands and treat them like gods," Hermione's mind whirled, Oh Hell no. I am not treating Malfoy like some god. He already thinks he is, why should I inflate his ego anymore? Mrs. Malfoy's sweet smile that had appeared as she talked about "Malfoy woman" had disappeared as she looked at Hermione and realized she was the next generation. "Okay we've got a lot of work to do."
NicoletROMANCE (along the lines of "A Walk to Remember" sad, but uplifting)
Set in trios 6th year. Nothing from HBP applies.
The "new girl" brings attention to herself she's brilliant, sweet, and seemingly perfect (not Mary Sue, trust me). Oh yeah did I forget she's a Slytherin and related to Pansy. Partying, flirting, and causing mayhem are a few of her favorite things to do. Through it all she reaches Hermione, Harry, and Ron. Very sad ending. (Eventually Harry/Nicolet and Draco/Hermione)
EXCERPT
I sat down, a new feeling rising in my stomach. A fluttery sensation. What is this? Wait, I've read about this. It must be nervousness. Me, the great Draco Malfoy, nervous because I'm meeting a girl. A girl? That's stupid. Girls do NOT make me nervous, I mean I had my first kiss at 7, my first girlfriend at 8, and lost my virginity at 14. Why should a girl scare me? I guess I was muttering for I suddenly heard a giggle followed by, "14? Really? That's quite young."
I whipped around to face none other than Miss Nicolet herself. She was even prettier up close. Her eyes are a gorgeous light blue, the outer rings a shade or two darker. The contrast with her hair is stunning. She took a seat in the chair across from me. Her uniform was still on, unsurprisingly. Classes had just gotten out not but an hour ago. I noticed her skirt was shorter than it should be and it showed off a great deal of thigh. The top buttons on her shirt were unbuttoned, her tie no where to be seen. It was simply and yet very sexy.
Camera's Rolling HUMOR/ROMANCE
Set in the trios 5th year. Nothing J.K. wrote 5th or 6th applies.(I want to include the twins)
Hermione gets permission to make a documentary of Hogwarts. She takes her magical camera everywhere, not just school, Hogsmeade, the Burrow, everywhere. Possibly sad depending on where I take it.
EXCERPT
Hermione stopped Fred and George and pulled out her camera. "Okay I need you guys to tell the 'viewers' where we are going. Just say something like 'Now we're heading for the kitchen' or something like that. Got it?" They both nodded. "One, two, three, ACTION."
"So you wanna know where we are going, do you?" George whispered dramatically to the camera.
Fred took over from there. "We are taking Hermione down to our evil layer to corrupt her pure little, naive mind."
"CUT!" Wanting to get the shot done quickly she left the camera rolling. "Fred knock it off."
"I'm not Fred." He yelled in outrage.
"Yes you are." She replied. "I'm not falling for this…again. Just knock it off okay Fred."
"I'm telling you I'm George."
"Whatever! Just keep going."
"Not until you admit I'm George."
"Okay you're George, happy?"
"NO! You obviously should have known I was Fred. Gosh woman, you call yourself our friend?"
TradingHUMOR
Set trios 7th year.
Hermione bets Pansy she wouldn't last one day as a Gryffindor. Pansy not being one to be out done challenges Hermione: they switch houses and the first one to come crying back to their old house loses. Switching houses comes with the house territory though and Hermione is expected not to be buddy buddy with Gryffindors and vise versa for Pansy. How long can they last and who will crack first?
EXCERPT
I don't have one, sorry! I just though of this as I was typing this list.
