Well I hope you like this chapter as i tried to make it funny. Well read it and when ya done review me and tell me if you think it is funny.
Who's the Daddy
Chapter Three
Harry woke up slowly the next morning, the wrath from Fred and George willing him to go to sleep again. He snuggled down and wrapped an arm around the brother that was in front of him. The one in front of him turned and kissed the younger man on the lips.
A chuckle came from behind him. "Come on Harry, you have to get up. You have to see Poppy today," came the silky voice of George.
"Don't wanna. Wanna go back to sleep, don't wanna visit that possessive cow bag," Harry said petulantly, still a bit sleepy.
"You're going Harry," came the sleep worn voice of Fred, his chest rumbling beneath Harry's head.
The two got up and out of the bed, leaving Harry alone. Harry gathered the quilt and wrapped it around him, cocooning himself from the cooler air of the bedroom. Fred and George shook their heads in amusement. They looked at each other an evil glint in their eyes; they grabbed the corners of the quilt and pulled it from around the young man.
"No! You rotten bastards," Harry shouted, waking up. He was just about to berate the twins when he felt the nausea rising in his stomach. He rushed out of the bed and into the adjoining bathroom.
They ran after him, Fred went to the sink and got a glass of water and a damp cloth. He handed them over to George who was knelt next to the vomiting Harry. He wiped away the sweat that had formed. When Harry finished he was given the glass of water to swill his mouth out of the horrible aftertaste.
"You're definitely going to see Madame Pomfrey," Fred said worriedly as he looked at the ill young wizard.
George picked Harry up and carried him back to their bedroom. He gently laid him down on the bed. "Thanks George, can I sleep for a little longer," he asked as he turned on the bed to face the two wizards.
"Yeah okay, but only for another hour or so, you have to see Poppy soon, don't forget," Fred said, picking up the quilt and covered Harry up.
George looked at his brother and said quietly, "I'll stay with him until its time for him to wake up."
Fred nodded and went out and got ready so he could open the shop for the day.
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An hour later George reluctantly woke Harry up from a peaceful sleep. "Come on Harry time to get up, I would think you would like a shower before you go. Oh do you want me or Fred to go with you?"
"No, I'll be okay going alone," Harry answered, getting up and walking into the bathroom to get ready for his appointment with Possessive Poppy.
"Okay, Fred and I will be in the shop when you get back, take it easy okay. Though I have to admit you don't look as bad as you did this morning." George quickly gave Harry a kiss and left the emerald-eyed wizard alone to get ready.
It didn't take long for Harry to get ready. He went into the living room where the fire was and grabbed a handful of floo powder. He tossed it in and shouted out 'Hogwarts Hospital Wing'
With his usual 'gracefulness' he came out of the green flames and stepped into the white walled hospital wing. He walked out of the small room where the fire was and went to find out where Poppy Pomfrey was hawking around. He found her in her office reading one of the latest medical texts to come out in the Wizarding world.
"Good day to you Mr Potter." She greeted, smiling at him warmly, though to Harry it seamed somewhat malevolent.
She walked him towards one of the private rooms. "Well, Mr Potter put on the medical robe and lay down on the bed," She said in her no nonsense voice.
Harry did what he was told, knowing what she would do if he refused. She would charm him naked then put the robe on him. It was embarrassing for the younger wizard; especially the last time she did it to him was in front of the twins. Then again if she hadn't then they would not have tried to seduce him, Harry would then not be in a relationship with the two.
Harry laid on the bed and let the medi-witch do her scans. Harry had started to fall asleep over the two hours Poppy was scanning him. "Well Mr Potter I found out what is wrong with you," she said, smiling slightly.
Harry sat up on the bed and looked up at her and asked, "Well what is wrong?"
"It seems you are pregnant. Would you like to know which of the twins is the father of this little baby," she replied in an almost sing song voice.
"Erm, Yes please," he said, smiling, a hand unconsciously going down to his flat stomach where his unborn child lay growing.
"Feto Revelio," she said, pointing her wand at his stomach. A white light shot out of her wand and entered Harry stomach, a moment later two balls of blue light came from him, on formed Harry's face and the other formed one of his two lovers.
"What about the other one, I know he will be excited, but the other, he will be so sad," Harry said absently, thinking about the reaction of his two lovers.
"Well you can always have another child after this one is born, then they can both be fathers," She said to him.
She left the room so she could get him a few things. Harry got up off the bed and got dressed quickly, before the medi-witch came back. He stepped out of the room and walked towards the exit of the hospital wing.
"Where do you think you are going Mr Potter? You are to remain here until you have that baby. I meant what I said, but as this is not really your fault I will let you go then, and only then," She said brandishing her wand and pointing it at him.
"Please Madam Pomfrey I would like to tell the twins they going to be a dad and an uncle," He pleaded as the door behind him opened to reveal Professor McGonagall.
"Ah Minerva my dear friend would you be so kind as to grab our young Mr Potter so I can keep him here until he is well again." She smiled at the aging professor.
"Of course Poppy, let's hope it is not too serious," She said in kind, she came up behind Harry quickly and grabbed him stopping him from going anywhere.
Poppy smiled and raised her wand at Harry. "Petrificus Totalus," She yelled the spell bursting from her wand.
It sailed towards Harry with unnerving speed, but due to all the training he had done to prepare for the war against Voldemort, he quickly used what weight he had and spun himself and McGonagall around, letting the professor get hit by the spell. He quickly wiggled out of the stone grasp of the professor and bolted out of the door, leaving Poppy stunned at who had been stunned by her spell.
He was at the end of the corridor when he heard Poppy shouting. "Get back here now Potter!"
Harry blanched and carried on running through the corridors heading for the exit. She was fast for an aging medi-witch, and was quickly gaining on him. He turned the corner and ran head long into Severus Snape. Harry's pale face went paler at the sight of the fearsome professor.
"Mr. Potter we once again meet. Though I wish I didn't have to meet you at this particular moment." He sneered with his usual venom in his voice.
"Professor nice to see you too, can you please tell Poppy I went the other way." Pointing down one of the corridors that led to the transfiguration classrooms.
"I shall think about it," He replied. Harry nodded and ran off down the opposite corridor he had pointed out to Snape.
"Ah Severus have you seen our wayward Mr. Potter anywhere," Poppy asked Severus when she reached him. She had not come round the corner fast enough to see which way Harry had turned.
"Yes he went towards the exit that way," he replied, pointing to the corridor Harry had just gone down.
"Thank you Severus," She said, taking off after her errant patient once again.
Harry, knowing that Snape would not lie and help him against the medi-witch, carried on running as fast as he could, in the not so far of distance he could hear Poppy Pomfrey shouting at him to stop running and to get back to the hospital wing.
He stopped abruptly as he came face to face with headmaster Dumbledore. "Oh hello headmaster, I'm sorry but I don't have time to chat," he said quickly as he was about to take off running once again.
"What seems to be the problem Harry," he asked, stopping the young man from running.
"Oh Madam Pomfrey wants me to stay in the hospital wing for the next six months, so I ran out. I want to go home," He replied just as quickly, once again hearing Pomfrey shouting for him to return to the hospital wing.
The eyes if Albus Dumbledore began to twinkle in that annoying blue sparkle. "Well we can't have that happen, now can we, go stand over there," He said, pointing to one of the suits of amour that graced the corridor. With a flick of his wand Harry was hidden from sight.
"Oh Albus you haven't seen Harry Potter run past you have you," she asked, stopping when she saw the headmaster walking slowly down the corridor looking slightly shocked and puzzled.
"Why yes I did Poppy, he seemed to be in a hurry. He went down the corridor and headed out of the castle. What is wrong with him? I hope it is nothing serious," he asked, acting like a worried grandparent.
"Oh nothing that can not be cured after six months," She said, smiling, her eyes beginning to twinkle much like the headmasters did when he knew something no else did.
"Well then I shall leave you to find the young man," he said to her as she nodded and took off down the corridor to try and find Harry.
With another flick of his wand when Poppy was out of sight Harry was visible once again. "Thank you professor Dumbledore."
"Come with me and you can use the floo to get home, its Albus now don't forget. Oh and what is the problem that Poppy would like to keep you for that long," he asked in his overly curious way.
"Well, lastly I haven't been feeling well, so he twins talked me into seeing Poppy. She found out I was pregnant. She made a threat the last time I ended up in the hospital wing that if she saw me again I would be there for a year. She cut it down to six month because being pregnant happened naturally," he explained as they walked to the headmaster's office so Harry could floo home
It wasn't long until the two of them were standing in Dumbledore's office. "Well Harry keep me posted on things with you, I will give you the name of another medi-witch. I think it will be best to leave Poppy out for a while," he said as he showed Harry where the pot was for the floo powder.
"Thank you pro…Albus." Harry smiled as he gathered a handful of floo and shouted "W.W.W living room." And in a flash of green flames Harry was gone once again from Hogwarts.
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