A/N: Remember to R&R.

Paige opened her sleepy eyes, and looked at the clock, 8:27. She sat up and stretched. It was a bright, sunny, morning. Paige shuffled across the floor to her closet.

"Omigosh! Look at all these pretty clothes!" she exclaimed. She quickly picked out an outfit and put it on. She looked around the room, and spotted vanity piled with makeup and such. She sat down on the stool, and stared in awe at all the makeup.

"I never get to wear this!" she said. She picked up a blush brush and put some on. Twenty minutes later, she was done. "Time for hair."

She looked at her dark brown hair in the mirror. She picked up a hair brush, elastics, and clips, and got to work.

Paige bounced down the steps, sucking on a lollipop.

"Morning Pa-AAIGE!" Piper exclaimed as she turned to face her sister. Paige was standing on the bottom step of the stairs.

"What's wrong?" Paige asked, confused.

"What are you wearing!" Piper said in shock. She looked Paige up and down. She was wearing a pink and white horizontal striped off the shoulder long-sleeved shirt, and dark green leggings. Her hair was in high, uneven pigtails, and her makeup was messy. She had on too much blush, purple and blue eyeshadow that went past her eyelids, and dark red lipstick.

"You don't like it?" Paige said, noticing the expression on Piper's face.

"Are you drunk?" Piper cried. "Look at you!"

Paige sucked on her cherry lollipop, and twisted from side-to-side. "I think I look pretty," Paige stated. "Don't you like my hair?"

"Yeah, on Patience!" Piper said. "God, Paige, you're thirty-one, not three!"

"Duh, Piper. Of course I'm not three," Paige rolled her brown eyes.

"Were did you get those leggings?" Piper asked. "They went out years ago. And didn't you stop with the lollipop thin, like, eight years ago?"

"I dunno. I found these," Paige replied, looking down at her leggings. "And no, I didn't stop eating lollipops eight years age, 'cause I just turned SEVEN!" Paige jumped down from the step and went into the kitchen.

Piper stood there shocked. "Did you just say you were seven?" Piper asked.

"Whose seven?" Phoebe asked coming down the stairs.

"Apparently Paige!" Piper said. She stalked off to the kitchen, with Phoebe at her heels.

"Huh?" Phoebe asked. When she got a look at Paige, it answered her question. "What's going on?"

"Me?" Paige asked. She was sitting on the counter, with her hand buried inside a box of Cocoa Pebbles.

Phoebe laughed, "Ah, yeah. Did you get dressed in the dark today?" she asked.

"Nooo, silly!" Paige shoved a handful of cereal into her mouth. "There was plenty of light. Oh, but guess what! I have bajillions of makeup stuff!"

"Yeah, but you didn't have to wear it all at one time," Phoebe joked. Paige made a face.

"Anyway, let's get back to the subject at hand," Piper said in an annoyed tone. She grabbed Paige's arm, and dragged her to the living room. Piper and Phoebe sat on the couch, and Paige was in the chair across from them.

"Jeez, you didn't have to squeeze my arm so hard," Paige rubbed her arm.

"Whatever. Paige, what is going on?" Piper asked.

"What do you mean? I'm fine," Paige responded. She lay back on the couch, and clicked her lollipop against her teeth.

"What do I mean? Look at you!" Piper waved her arm up and down in Paige's direction. "Not only that, but you said you just turned seven."

"Yeah, 'cause I am, silly!" Paige laughed and rolled her eyes.

"Ah, Phoebe, yeah, can I talk to you for a sec?" Piper put on a fake smile. She and Phoebe went into the kitchen.

"Ok, what is going on with her?" Phoebe asked, once they were out of earshot.

"I don't know," Piper said pacing around. "Spell maybe? A demon?"

"Yeah, but why would a demon make her act like a kid?" Phoebe asked.

"I don't know but-," Piper was cut short by a loud scream, coming from the living room. "Paige." Piper and Phoebe ran into the living room, just in time to see Paige duck behind the couch from an energy ball.

"Phoebe, Piper help! This scary man's trying to kill me!" Paige yelled from behind the couch.

Piper flicked her wrists, and the demon was instantly vanquished.

"Oh. My. God," Paige stared at the girls, with her mouth open. "What was that!" Paige asked nervously. She slowly backed away from Piper and Phoebe.

"I think I know why a demon would do this to her," Phoebe whispered to Piper.