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After a while, the rangers that were summoned where all on top of the tallest building in Angel Grove(a Dairy Queen for the record). The rangers began talking amoung themselves, waiting for the missing five rangers to come. Finally a huge multi-colored spaceship appeared. It beamed up all the other rangers. Inside, Andross, Zhane, TJ, Carlos, and Justin were already in.
"Greetings my fellow rangers! I am Andross, and these are my underlings, Zhane, Justin, Carlos, and TJ! And this is the B.A.S.S!"
"The bass? What's that stand for?" Conner asked
"Big Ass Space Ship" Zhane said matter-of-factly.
"Is that really the best you could come up with?" Sky said in a sarcastic way.
"Do you have a better idea buddy? And while were on the subject of names, what the hell kinda name is Sky for a man?" Andross angerly asked. Sky was silent.
"According to the directions that little owl gave us, we shoul be able to get to the planet the girls are being held at in about a month and a day. We have everything you will need right here on board. Now I warn you, we know nothing about this threrat that took the other rangers. It could be something much more powerful than all of us combined. In fact, some of us may not survive. So is there anyone who doesn't want to go?" Andross asked. Dustin, Chip, Connor, Xander,Max, Joel, and Rocky all raise thier hands. "Well thats too bad because we already left!" Androos said as everyone looked out a nearby B.A.W.(big ass window) to see that they were in space.
Location: Purple Fortress
The Purple Fortress was a large forttress in space that was shaped like dove. The fortress (as you would expect) was purple with splashes of white and gold. Inside, the female Power Rangers sat in a large purple cage. After a moment, a man entered. He was short, with light skin. He had curly hair, and wore a pair of high heel boots, a blouse, a large pirate hat, a pair of shiny pants and matching coat. The boots and blouse were a light shade of purple while everything else was a deeper shade of the color. He also had a large golden symbol that looked like the male and female symbols merged together for a belt buckle. He began speaking.
"Greetings Power Rangers. I am the Doctor of Musicology, The Purple One, The Artist Currently Known as...Prince." when he said his name a thousand doves came from the ceiling. His voice was really deep for a man his size.
"Aren't you that R & B singer that was really hot in the 80's?" Vida asked.
"Correct yourself. I was popular from the dawn of time and I will be popular until time's end." Prince said.
"Why did you kidnap us anyway?" Kira asked.
"Yeah and how did you get this really big fortress?" Cassie asked.
"I used my powers to single handedly create this fortress. And as for why you are here, it is a matter of revenge. By kidnapping you, the male rangers will be forced to find you, and thus, they will be put in bizarre predictaments and will be really stressed."
"You are so lucky you took my morpher. Cause if you didn't..." Jen was cut off by Prince.
"I expect no anger from you. While you are here, you be treated like queens. There is entertainment. My 1,999 chefs will cater to your every hunger. You can watch my many TVs. I even have personal sex slaves brought from the sexiest lands to pleasure you. All you must do is ask, and it will be done." Prince said.
"Can you let us out this cage?" Syd asked. With that the cage doors opened seemingly on thier own.
"You are my guests/prisoners here until the others can come help. You will not be harmed unlees you harm me or my workers. Prince has said what he feels he must say, so I am leaving." with that, Prince vansihed in a puff of purple smoke.
All the female rangers were quiet until Taylor spoke up. and said "What a fag."
Location: B.A.S.S.
Jack and Sky were sitting on two barstools in the kitchen area of B.A.S.S. talking.
"Why didn't you let that guy have it earlier?" Jack asked as he bit into a red apple.
"I dunno. Something about him just creeped me out. Maybe it was the hair." Just then, Bridge popped into the picture.
"How long did it take you to grow your dreds?" Bridge asked Jack like a small child.
"A few years. Why?"
"Do you think I would look good with dreds?"
With this, Sky and Jack looked at Bridge and pictured him with dreds. Both men cringed at the thought. Bridge simply shrugged and started to make his favorite food in the world: toast.
Before the SPD rangers could start talking about another topic, Chad(who had entered the kitchen to make some cereal) was rushed by Lucas.
"Tell me you brought the uniform! I so need that uniform!" Lucas said shaking his fellow blue ranger.
"I brought it, but it's not the same." Chad said.
"What do you mean?"
"Well one day, I didn't have anything to wear so I wore the uniform. So then I was talking with the rest of the crew, and we decided to dare Ryan to grab Kelsay's ass. So he did it, and she punch his lights out. Well, some of his blood got on the uniform so I threw it in the washing machine." Chad explained. Lucas' jaw hit the floor.
Chad then continued."So it kinda shrunk in the machine. So I thought, if I put it back in, it will grow back. But it just got smaller. So I tryed again. And again. And again. And again. And after 57 washings, this was what was left." he then pulled out a Time Force uniform that not even a Ken doll could fit. Lucas was distraught.
"When will the chafing end?" he screamed as he ran out the room.
"O...kay. Like I was about to say." Sly was cut off by Bridge. He was gasping for air and fell on the floor. He appeared to be having some sort of allergic reaction.
"Bridge! What's wrong man? Talk to me!" Jack screamed as Sky used his jacket to support Brige's head like a pillow.
"I'm not going to make it. Jack you were always a good friend. And Sky, I loved you like a brother. But as that kind of brother that always fight with and don't really realize how much you love them until thier gone. Tell Syd and Kat and Z to wear something skimpy at my funeral. And tell Z I kinda liked her a little. Tell Boom not to touch my computer or I'll haunt his dreams. I've made my peace with everyone. And so fall Carson..." Bridge then fainted and died.
"I'm going to miss that blabbering bastard." Sky said as he cryed a single tear.
"BRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Jack screamed as he clutched his friend's dead body.
"I wonder what may have killed him. Maybe it was this." Sky said holding a piece of buttered toast.
"I don't see how. He has buttery toast all the time." Jack said.
"Oh that's not butter. That's non dairy butter substitute. We can't keep real butter around because Zhane is lactose intor...lactose intlre...he can't drink milk." Carlos chimed in after failing to say the big word.
"Maybe Bridge was allergic to something in the fake butter." Jack suggested.
"I didn't have an allergic reaction. It just tasted nasty." said the suppose-to-be-dead Bridge.
"What the hell? I thought you were dead." said Jack
"Nope."
Sky then swiftly kicked him in the side"Get up you idiot! Do you know you made me cry a tear? I should kill you!"
Bridge quickly got up and ran towards Carlos"Can you guys get some real butter?" he asked cheerfully. Before Carlos could answer, Zhane ran in the room
"And risk my beautiful stomach? Never!" he then ran to wherever the hell he came from. Bridge sighed. "I guess it'll be jelly on my toast until we get home." he then entered a corner and stood on his head. Sky could have sworn he heard Bridge sobbing.
"Anyway, being in the past is kinda weird ya know? A lot of stuff we take for granted doesn't even exist here." Jack said.
"Yeah I know what you mean." Sky responded. Once again, Bridge had something to say.
"Sky did you know your dad?"
"Not really. He died before I was born.My mother won't even tell me his name. Claims it makes her sad. Why?"
"Cause I got an idea."
"What kinda idea?"
"WellIfiguredthatsinceyouwerebornintheyear2002andsinceyourdadwasaredrangerandsinceuntilSPDgotupandrunningthelastPowerRangersweretheMysticForceandsincealltheredrangersarehereikindathoughtwecouldfindyourdad!" Bridge said in one breath.
Sky was confused to say the least. He then turned to Jack."Did you catch any of that?"
Jack nodded "Every word. And to tell you the truth, he brings up a good point."
"Well what did he say?"
"He basiclly said that since Mystic Force was the last ranger team before us, and given the fact that every red ranger in history is here, that your father is on this ship right now."
"You know what, you guys are right. I can finally meet my daddy!" Sky said in a childish manner.
"So how are we gonna go about this?" Jack asked.
"I got the perfect way" Bridge answered
Location: B.A.S.S.(2 hours later)
After gathering all the red rangers in the cockpit of the ship, the possible fathers were narrowed down to Hunter, Wes, Eric, Carter, Nick, and Rocky.
"Ok Hunter, next question. Have you..." Bridge cut into Sky's questioning.
"He's not your dad."
"And you know this how?"
"Because he stars in that reality show with his brother where they make people who wanna be Motorcross stars do crazy stuff to work for them." Bridge said. Sky looked as if he had never heard of the show. Jack then chimed in.
"I thought you looked familar!" he said pointing at Hunter.
Silently, Hunter got up and left the room. The list was now down to five. Then a still distraught Lucas wandered into the room. He was muttering something about crotch chaffing. It was then that Nick had an idea.
"Can you prove to him that I'm not his dad if I make that suit of yours fit again?" Nick asked. At the moment, he was lead candidate seeing as he and Sky kinda acted alike and according to Jack they both "Have the same ski slope of a nose."
Lucas muttered something that Nick took as a yes. He took out his wand and made the mini Time Force uni Lucas was carrying return to it's normal size. Lucas smiled and skipped of into another room. A moment later, he returned in his Time Force and look far more comfortable. He then lifted his communicator to his mouth.
"Circuit, I need you to pull up some files."
"S..s..stay away from me Lucas! If try to punt me again I'll tell Trip!" the robotic owl cryed on the other line.
"You won't tell Trip anything if I decide to use you as a damn speed bump next time!"
The owl was silent before saying "What do you want me to pull up?"
"I need to know if Carter, Nick, Rocky, Wes and Eric ever had any kids."
"Together?"
"Of course not you stupid bird!"
"Sorry. Okay let's see.Rocky and Nick never have kids. Carter has one, Wes has two, and Eric has...wow."
"What?"
"It says Eric has 72 kids."
The entire room looked to Eric.
"What can I say? I'm furtile." Eric said. Nick and Rocky then left the room. Circuit then continued to talk.
"Carter's only child is a girl. Wes has a daughter and one kid he doesn't know about."
"Okay Circuit. Well guys, it looks like one of you is his father."
"But which one?" Bridge asked.
"I dunno but...Wes what are you doing?" Lucas said.
"Knitting a sweater." Wes said as he held up the sweater.
"That is wrong on so many levels." Jack said.
"It's actually kinda pretty."
"Thanks Bridge." Wes said with a smile.
"Anyway, I know how to figure out who your dad is Sky." Lucas then took Wes and Eric's morphers. "Try to morph using these. It'll only work if you have the same DNA as one of them."
Sky nodded and tryed morphing with Wes' morpher. Nothin happened.
"That's a shame. If I was your father, I would teach you how to make sugar cookies." Wes said as he left.
Sky then put on Eric's morpher.
"This is stupid. Why would he be one of my 72 kids?" then a bright flash of red was seen as the Quatam Ranger stood where Sky once was.
"Yes! I finally know my father! And even better, I'm the Red Ranger!" Just as Sky said this Eric yanked his morpher back
"Not so fast junior. I'm still the red one." Eric said. He then realized what this meant. Sky was his son. "What's your mother's name boy?"
"Tina."
"Tina Tate?" Eric aksed. Sky nodded."I guess you really are my boy. Well first things first. You will be known as Sky Myers."
"I kinda like the sound of that."
"Good. Now come with your father and let me tell you about sex."
"I had that talk with mom a while ago."
"I know. But we Myers have a special way to do sex."
"Really?"
"Of course son. I can show you how make a women have 145 orgasms. And that's before you even take your pants off."
"Wow." Sky said as followed Eric into another room.
Location: Purple Fortress
The girls were all in a huge room watching TV(Prince failed to mention the fact that all his TVs played was his videos.) when Prince came back into the room in a puff of purple smoke.
"Hello again rangers. It appears your comrades are approaching the fortress much faster than I expected. So I sent some minions to stall them. I would like you to watch with me as they do battle." with that a huge purple throne, several purple chairs, and a huge monitor appeared in the room. Prince sat in the throne, the rangers sat in the chairs, and the monitor showed the B.A.S.S.
Who is Prince's minions? Will they defeat our male rangers? Find out next chapter!
