Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers

It was morning time on the B.A.S.S. All the rangers were up and eating breakfast with the exception of Cole who was still sleeping. After almost everyone had eaten breakfast, Cole woke up. As he walked past the other rangers and entered the kitchen, Dustin noticed something. Actually everyone saw it, but only he had enough courage to ask.

"Dude, are you wearing a dress?" Cole turned to show that he was wearing a red cocktail drees with matching heels and purse. He had his hair in an updo yet still had his sat in a nearby chair with a plate of waffles and began chowing down as he hadn't heard Dustin.

"Cole why are you dressed like your ready for a night on the town.?" Chad asked.

"It's the only change of cloths I brought with me."

"Oh okay. Wait a minute! Why do you even own a dress and heels?" Nick asked as everyone else watched for Cole's answer.

"I was watching HBO and some old lady told a girl to dress like this if she wanted to meet alot of Johns. So I bought one. You know how much I like people named John."

"I told you it was a bad idea to let Cole watch that with you." Danny said to Max.

Max simply shrugged. "Whatever."

"What's the use of having 100 TVs if you can't get any good reception on them?" Conner asked fiddling with a TV set

"I could care less about the reception. As long as I can hook up one of these babies" Ethan said as he hooked up a Xbox 360 to another nearby TV.

A moment later, the power in the ship went out.

"Dammit TJ! Did you spend the money for the light bill on peanut brittle again?" Andross yelled into the darkness.

"Maybe..." was the muffled resopnse. It was clear TJ was eating some right now.

"He isn't why the lights are off, we are."

Location: Park

Merrick sighed heavily as he put away his flute. He returned to where the other Wild Force rangers had been days before.

"Okay guys I think I'm over Shayla being missing." he said only to realize he was alone. He then noticed the laptop. He read the email on the screen quickly before doing a highly exaggerated gasp.

"So they are gone to rescue Shayla! Then I will help!" then in a flash of grey light, Merrick's former clothes were gone and he now wore a grey version of the outfit worn by Link from the Legend of Zelda. He then started playing 'Epona's Song' on his flute.

The brown horse gleefully galloped towards Merrick. Before it reached him, a huge grey wolf appeared and ate the horse in one bite.

"Fluffy!" Merrick said hugging the wolf. "I knew if I found you some food you would come back!" he then hopped on the back of the wolf and rode into the distance as the Zelda theme played.

Location: B.A.S.S.

"Is that you Michael? Oh it's been so long! How come you never invite me to the ranch anymore?" Justin asked the voice from a moment ago. Seconds later, you could here the sound of Carlos smacking Justin.

"YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the voice from earlier yelled. Then a purple spotlight appeared. In the spotlight was a short black man with purple hair, no shirt, and very baggy leather pants.

Another spotlight flashed, this time a big black man in purple leather was standing there. The next spotlight was a black man in what appeared to be regulation purple leather with braids and glasses. Next was a plain looking black man with braids. And finally a man with a leather vest and no shirt stood in the last spot.

"What the hell is going on?" Sky demanded as he entered the room wearing a blue towel and a shower cap. Apparently he was taking his morning shower "And who are you people?"

"Who are we you ask?" said the short guy.

"That is what junoir asked you dumbass." Eric said.

"Could you stop calling me junoir?" Sky asked.

"I AM YOUR FATHER AND I WIL CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT!"

"Yes papa. Sorry papa." after Sky's resonse, Bridge made a mental note to take Eric back with them in the future to keep Sky in check.

"Anyway, we are...DRU HILL!" as the short guy(Sisqo) yelled the last words fireworks exploded in the room taking form of a dragon. This caused a small fire, but Mr. Grayson quickly solved that problem. Luckily, all the other light in the ship returned as well. "We are serving thegreat Prince! We were sent to destroy you and/or slow you down! Now witness my power!" Sisqo the lunged at Zack. But rather than attack, he began dancing.

"You challenge me to dance off? I accept!" Zack yelled as he to began dancing. The whole scene looked it should be in an Usher video more than a fight.

Rocky then entered the room on a Segueway Scooter. The scooter was pulling a large cart fulled of every kind of breakfast food known to man. It may have seemed odd to some, but Rocky's friends referd to it as the Breakfast Cart. Just as Rocky was about to start eating all the food, Jazz(the big one) took a bagel and ate it. This enraged Rocky.

"You dare eat of my Breakfast cart? I challenge you to an eat off!" Rocky and Jazz then began trying to out eat each other. Woody(the guy with glasses) then said something very technical(A/N: I heard somewhere that Woody was really smart). Billy wrinkled his brow and responded by saying something that sounded more like a disease you catch if you don't wash your hands than a word. He and Woody began having a geek talk off.

"You guys are idiots." said the shirtless-vest man named Nokio. He then performed a pose of some sort.

"I can do that!" Jason then did an equally cool(in his mind only) pose. WIthin moments, they were having a pose off.

Finally the plain looking guy Scola simply looked at Adam. Adam did the same. A moment later, they were having a karate fight that belonged in a bad kung fu movie.

"This is stupid! I'm putting an end to this!" Nick said "Magical Source, Mystic Force!" Nick yelled. But rather than him turning into the Red Mystic ranger, nothing happened. "Why didn't morph?"

"Because you don't have your morpher" Chip pointed out.

"Oh yeah. Why don't I have my morpher?"

"Trip went to restore it's power."

"But my morpher didn't need power! It already had it!"

"I know but Trip said he needed the morphers of rangers who can morph too. Said it would be an even playing field if a fight broke out. Now I can see what he meant." Chip then ponited to Sky who was chasing Cole with a waffle iron. The scene was most sickening seeing as Sky was still in the towel and Cole was still in the dress.

"I see what you mean."

Location: Purple Fortress

"I thought you said they were suppose to be fighting." Syd said as they watched Dru Hill 'battle' the rangers.

"Wow, look at them eat!" Dana said in a half amazed half disgusted tone.

"They aren't that impressive..." Maya added

"Be silenced. Your words ruin the battle." Prince said as he watched.

"Hey Princy, whats with all the purple?" Kelsay asked completely ignoring Prince's request of silence.

"Purple is a color royalty and grace." he then aproached Kelsay and stroked her hair "Plus it makes seem mysterious and sexy at the same time my darling Kelsay." after Prince touched her, Kelsay faintted right in front of Katie. Too bad Katie wasn't paying attention and let her fall to the ground.

Aisha let out an angry sigh"Where's my bear zord when you need it?"

Location: B.A.S.S.

It had been a half and hour and the 'battle' between the Mighty Morphin rangers and Dru Hill was still raging. That was until Trip enter the room.

"Okay guys, I got the morphers..." before Trip could finish five blurs ran past him and took five morphers.

Pop quiz; what do you get when you take one ranger who is pissed because he couldn't end this dumb situation earlier, a ranger who needs an ego boost after being degraded by his father, a ranger who is stressed because he lacks his favorite food, a geek who misses being cool, and a ranger who is addicted to being a ranger? Four simple sayings.

"Magical Source, Mystic Force!"

"SPD Emergancy!"

"Samurai Strom, Ranger Form"

"Dino Thunder, Power UP!"

Just then, the red Mystic Force, blue and green SPD, green Ninja Storm and Black Dino Thunder rangers all appeared and easily began beating the life out of Dru Hill. Just as the final blow were going to be dealt, Dru Hil vanished in a puff of purple smoke. Prince's voice then was heard.

"I will get you next time rangers."

"Finally! I felt like I was getting dumber by watching that!" Nick said demorphing.

"You feel better now Bridge?" Jack asked..

"A little. I still wish we had some real butter..."

"And how bout you Sky?"

"I guess. Just until my dad yells at me again."

"I almost forgot how cool I look in this." Cam said admiring himself.

"That's the good stuff!" Tommy said.

Andross then tryed to take some sort of leadership stance. "All right guys. This guy knows were coming now so we should stay on..."

"GUYS! I got the TVs to show 20 sports channels!" Justin yelled. The more athletic rangers did a collective Yay.

"And the 15 technology channels"

"Yay!" the geeky rangers this time.

"And 50 channels of movies!" another 'Yay!'from the more mature rangers.

"And 300 channels with just porn!" with this announcment, all the rangers ran to the nearest TV set with the exception of Andross.

"...guard." Andross finished sadly. "Just forget it." Andross said as he took a seat next to Damon who was watching 'Nasty Maids Number 67'on the TV.

Location: Purple Fortress

"We know we have failed you Lord Prince." Sisqo said. He and the rest of Dru Hill stood before Prince with thier heads hung low.

"Although you failed, you still did well in battle." Prince said

"What battle? The plain guy was the only one who did any fighting." Taylor said.

Prince then sang a verse from 'When Doves Cry'. Taylor instanly fainted.

"As I was saying, do not be sorry for your failure. You had no idea that they were really going to try and fight you. Now go to the Rainbow Room and relax." he then turned to the girls. "Your allies are coming. I will soon get my revenge. But for now, I will leave." with that, he and the chairs vansihed. Since the rangers were sitting in the chairs, they all ended up on the floor.

Will Merrick make it to the B.A.S.S.? Who is the next minion? Will this story ever make sense? Will I ever shut up? Find out next chapter!

A/N: I need help again. I kinda have my next minion for the rangers to fight. But I need a third one. It's needs to be musical artist. I would perfer rock, but anyone will do. Thanks and leave a review.