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Conner, Chip, Dustin, and Shane were all huddled around a Tv watching an old WWE match between Hulk Hogan and The Rock. All four are decked out in red and yellow feather boas, shades, and weight belts with thier names on them.
"Hogan is so frickin awesome. Wouldn't you agree Chip?"
"Why yes Shane, The Hulkster is beyond cool. Right Dustin?"
"Of course dude! I mean, he is the man that made wrestling. What do you think Connor?"
"He is my idol. Just because of him, I say my prayers and eat my vitamins every night."
"Wouldn't church and health class have told you to do that?" Shane asked.
Connor shoke his head. "I failed health with a 4. And I always either fell asleep in church or got kicked out for trying to hit on the pastor's daughter."
Just as Shane and the yellow rangers were about to comment on how wrong that was, Damon approached the foursome.
"Hulk Hogan eh? I never liked him. Now The Rock, that guy could wrestle." Damon said
"That bum? Hogan could've beat him with no arms." Chip defended.
"Really? Then how come he lost to Rock twice?"
"He only lost at that one Wrestlemania you hateful bastard! See, he's about to win now!" Connor yelled.
"No, he loses this match. See?" Damon then pointed to the screen as The Rock not only beats Hogan, but makes him seem like the feeeble old man that he is.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed the four rangers in unison.
"Face the facts kids; Hogan is washed up. Hulkamania is dead." Damon then left.
"He's wrong! Hulkamania can never die! Never!" Dustin said. He was so upset, he didn't even say 'dude'.
"Maybe if we pose, we will feel better." Chip said.
"Yeah! Let's do it!" Shane said. With that, the song 'Real American' began playing and the four began doing Hogan's poses and then ripped thier shirts off. Normally not a big deal, but the fact that Dustin and Shane had on thier Ninja Academy suits, Conner had on a red hoodie, and Chip had on a yellow polo shirt, the task seem much more impressive.
"Why the hell are you four shirtless?" Andross asked as he netered the room.
No one answred as they were two busy posing. "Well I guess you two could borrow two of my shirts." Andross said. He then turned to Chip and Dustin "You two will have to borrow a pair of Ashley's shirts." By this time, they had ceased thier posing.
"No need." Chip said as he used his wand to transform into his Mystic Force uniform.
"Can you make a shirt appear for me two dude?" Dustin asked
"What the hell do I look like, The Salvation Army?" Chip snapped back.
Dustin held his head in shame as Andross returned with two red and one yellow sleeveless t-shirts. Connor, Shane, and Dustin put thier shirts on. Connor and Shane thought thiers were a little snug, but it could be worked with. Dustin's, however, was damn near a halter top.
"It's times like this I wish I hadn't traded powers with Tori" Dustin said
Location: Purple Fortress
As the rangers were watching the video for 'Kiss' for the 129th time, Prince appeared with Kapri. She had on a purple dress, purple hair, and a rasberry beret(the kind that you find at a second hand store!). Before anyone could ask, Kapri began speaking.
"Prince has hired me to be his speaker. He said due to your disrespect, you only deserve to hear his 28th word." she said. Prince then whispered something in her ear. "Prince says that since for some odd reason you don't like his videos, he will allow you to see a live feed of the others as they" Kapri stopped.
Prince then spoke "come"
"to rescue you." Kapri finished. The big monitor then came down again, as did the chairs.
The screen showed the madness that was B.A.S.S.; Dustin was wearing a shirt that was far too small while playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with Chip. Wes, Kai, and Cole where crying while watching soap operas,(and if your wondering Cole STILL has the dress on). Ethan was so adsorbed in his game he didn't notcied Xander and Shane doing various skateboard tricks right above him. Max and Justin were watching a 'movie' called 'Backdoor Call Girls Volume 85'. Carter and Leo were having a pushup contest with Trip being the judge. TJ and Lucas had go carts and were racing around the ship at breakneck speed. Bridge was standing on his head in a corner snobbing and mumbling something about jelly not being as good as butter. Eric was demonstrating something on a blow-up doll as Sky looked on. And in the most disturbing sight of all, Jack and Zack were acting out a scene from 'What's Love Got to Do With it?'. Zack was Ike, and Jack was Tina.
"Those are the idiots that are suppose to be saving us?" Vida asked. Everyone else nodded. "Looks like we'll be here a while."
Prince then whispered to Kapri again "Prince says he has all ready sent another minion to battle your comrades. He said hopefully this one will do a lot better than" Kapri stopped.
"Dru" Prince said.
"Hill did." Kapri finished
Location: B.A.S.S.
As everyone was doing the random things they were doing a moment ago, a huge spotlight appeared. Then, from out of nowhere, a female voice said "Uh huh, this my shit! All the girls stomp your feet like this!"
Wes then picked up right where the song left off "Few times I been around that track, so it's not just gonna happen like that. Cause I ain't no Holla Back Girl. I ain't no Holla back Girl!" this got him some extremely wierd looks from everyone else "What? I like Gwen Stefani."
"Thanks!" everyone was so busy looking at Wes that they didn't notice a blonde women with pink and purple highlights had walked into the spotlight. She had on an outfit that was a mix of something a pirate would wear and a cheerleader outift.
"Oh my God it's Gwen Stefani!" Wes said as he was about to run at her. Xander stopped him mid-run.
"Let me handle this." he then approached Gwen. "Hi, I'm Xander..."
Gwen cut him off "Save it buddy. I already have a man with an accent." Defeated, Xander took a seat on a nearby couch.
"Must...touch...Gwen." Connor said as he approached her in a zombie like state. Just before he reached her, four Asian women dreesed in similar clothes to Gwen's jumped in front of her. All four then placed thier foots in Connors chest.
"Cool. She brought Japanese hookers." Hunter said.
"They aren't hookers! They're Love, Angel, Music, and Baby; My Harajuku Girls." as she called out thier names, each girl did a different pose.
"So you want a pose off huh? I must warn you; the alst guy who tryed that got his ass handed to him." Jason said.
"Jason please. That Nokio guy was beating you hands down. The only reason he got his ass kicked was because of Sky." Nick said.
"Shut up Rookie!"
"Rookie? I thought I was Rookie?" Cole said appaled
"You were. But your not a rookie anymore. Your a vet, like me or Chris here."
"My names Carter."
"Be quiet Carlos."
"I didn't say anything!"
"Carlito shut up! Don't you see I'm talking?" Carlos and Carter frowned at the way Jason got thier names wrong.
"So that's how you do it huh Jason? Get a new Rookie everytime thiers a new red ranger?"
"Uh, yeah. Cause when there's a new red ranger, he is the new rookie."
"But I thought we had something special!" Cole screamed as he ran out of the room crying. The entire room was silent.
"O...kay. My boss Prince sent me to defeat you idiots." Gwen said as she took a fighting stance.
"You think you can take the Mighty Morphin Zeo Turbo Astro Galatic Lightspeed Rescue Time Wild Ninja Storm Dino Thunder Space Patrol Delta Mystic Force?" Cam then passed out from saying all that in one long breath.
"Could you think of something shorter?" Adam, who was making them all matching jackets, said. "I don't feel like sewing all of that."
"How about, Power Rangers; Man Force." Connor suggested.
"That'll do." Adam said.
"All right then; Let's Morph!" Tommy yelled.
The sound of all the morphing calls at the same time was heard as all the rangers morphed.
"Am I suppose to be scared? I'll show you. C'mon girls! Harajuku Power!" with that, Gwen and the girls morphed into purple and pink ranger suits.
"How did you get morphing powers?" Blake asked.
"Prince gave them to us. Now get ready, cause we're about to show you how it's done."
"You sure bout that? You seem pretty outnumbered." Rocky said.
"I guess your right. Master, I need Princebots."
Location: Purple Fortress
Prince pressed a button on his throne that read 'Princebots'. Then an army of about 20 cogs in purple frill shirts appeared, and then vanished.
Location: B.A.S.S.
The Princebots that appeared on the ship and, along with Gwen and the Harajuku Girls, began battling the rangers.
After a moment of fighting, Lucas some how got into a staredown with Gwen and the girls. Moments later he was running away and they were giving chase. Soon after, the Princebots were defeated.
"Well that was fun. Hey where did that pirate lady go?" Max said
"And for that matter, where did Lucas go?" Danny asked
Just as Bridge was about to answer, Leo motioned for everyone to be quiet. He then made his way to a door and put his ear to the door, the others following suit. They heard what sounded like groans of pain.
"Oh no, thier torturing Lucas!" Wes said
"I'll be damned it they torture my buddy! Especially after he was so nice to me and Circuit(if only Trip knew)" Trip said
Jack and Sky then pulled out thier blasters and kicked down the door.
"SPD! PUT YOUR HANDS up..." Sky said as he burst into the room. He and the other rangers were stunned to see Lucas, Gwen, and The Harajuku girls in Lucas' bed, all naked.
"I guees they weren't toruring him..." Wes said.
"I tried to tell you that!" Bridge said.
Kapri's voice then boomed in the room. "Prince said to get back to the fortress right now!" the voice then faded.
Gwen and the girls got out of the bed and grabbed thier clothes and teleported out, but not before Gwen flashed Lucas the 'Call me' signal. As everyone stared at him in shock, Lucas simply put his uniform back on and approached TJ. "Wanna finish our race?" TJ shrugged as they left to race in thier go carts. Realizing that thier is no use in even asking how that happened, they left to do what they were doing.
Location: Purple Fortrerss
Gwen and the Harajuku Girls stood before Prince, ashamed because of thier defeat.
"Prince is very displeased with your perforance today. He said you are a danger if " Kapri stopped
"your" Prince said
"going to sleep with the rangers like that." Kapri ended.
"I'm so sorry Prince. It will never happen again."
"Prince says he knows it won't. Now go to the Rainbow Room!"
"NO! That short guy with the colorful hair always try to touch me!"
"Prince said that's not his problem, it's." Kapri paused.
"yours." Prince said.
Gwen and the girls hung thier heads low and left. After a moment of silent staring from the rangers, Prince whispered something to Kapri. She giggled slighty and said. "Prince said when we go back to his personal chambers, he's gonna..." Prince then quickly shook his head and whispered something in her ear. "Oh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that..." they both then vansihed in a puff of purple smoke.
At that moment, Taylor and Kelsay woke up.
"I can't go to sleep in this place again. All I had was dreams about Prince." Taylor said.
"I kinda like my dream. I was his girlfriend in 'Purple Rain'." Kelsay said.
Location: B.A.S.S.
"Andross could I ask you a question?" Billy asked.
"Sure."
"We're going to be approaching Aquitar in about ten minutes. Do you mind if we stop thier so I can see my wife? I kinda didn't tell her where I was going."
"No problem man." Andross landed the ship on Aquitar and all the rangers went into the capitol city where Billy lives. They entered his house(or mansion) to find an angry Cestria.
"Where the hell have you been?" she yelled at Billy.
"I was on Earth."
"Did you tell me that?"
"I didn't know I was going. The stupid author just..."
"What author? You know, I shoud've listened to mother and married Aurico."
"Haven't I told you stop saying that?"
"Well it's true! I hate you and this marriage!"
"I hate you too! I hate this planet, I hate your mother, I hate everything here!" the next hour was just random yelling and arguing between the two.
"What happened to you Billy? You were so nice when we met. Now your a pig just like Tideus!"
Location: Fishscale Strip CLub; Somewhere on Aquitar.
"Who hoo! Take it off baby, take it off!" Tideus yelled as he threw money at the many strippers.
Location: Billy's house; Aquitar
"Hey! Billy's not a pig! He's a nice guy." Max said.
"Well I haven't seen it. And who asked you kid?"
"Maybe you would see it if you weren't such a bitch..."Max mumbled.
"WHAT WAS THAT! I"LL SHOW YOU!" with that, Cestria pulled out a small bell. She rang it and the Alien Rangers all ran into the room.
"What is it Cestria?" they said in unison
"This kid insulted me!"
"I'm not a kid."
"You called us here to fight a kid?" Aurico said
"I"m not a kid!"
"Hey kiddo, how bout you go home and get you some Kool-Aid or something." Tideus said.
"If you call me kid one more time..."
"Not to mention Billy insulted us and the planet!" Cestria said
"Why thats an offense punishable by death!" the Alien Rangers said as they morphed.
"Run along kid. You might not want to see this." Tideus said.
"HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A DAMN KID! WILD ACCESS!"
Location: B.A.S.S.
All the rangers looked out the B.A.W. at Aquitar, a planet on fire. Not figurtively, literally on fire. How do you set a planet made of water on fire you ask? Well that's what happens when you call a certain blue Wild Force ranger a kid.
"Did you have to set the planet on fire?" Zhane asked.
"Yep. I was only going to fight the rangers. But when everybody else jumped in, they took thier lives into thier own hands." Max said. Apparently a ranger with shark powers thrives in wet enviroments.
"I didn't know you could get that made. I mean, you didn't even get that pissed when Taylor used to call you that." Cole said.
"Yes I did. If it wasn't for Danny here and Alyssa, I probally would have killed her by now."
Bridge then turned to Andross. "Is there any chance we could to a planet to get some real butter please? I'm not sure how effective I can be as a ranger without it."
"NO! We are not getting any butter so stop asking me! All day it's been 'Can we get some butter? Just because Zhane can't have some doesn't mean you and the others can't. Are you sure you don't keep butter stashed somewhere?' I've had enough!"
"But I just..."
"Just drop it you butter addicted freak!" Andross said as he pushed Bridge away.
"Who the hell do you think your pushing skunk boy?" Jack said returning the favor to Andross.
"Stay out of it dreddy." Zhane said as he pushed Jack.
"Don't make fun of his dreds! At least his hair doesn't make him look like a gay Ric Flair!" Bridge said in an unusually angery way.
"Back down toast boy!" Carlos added with a shove.
"Yeah, go do a handstand or something." TJ said with another push.
Just then, an already morphed Sky jumps into the fray.
"You idiots shut up unless you wanna get handled SPD style!"
"Try it you whiny bitch! You spent half of your show trying to be what I am." Andross said pointing to his red shirt.
"SPD EMERGENCY!" Jack and Bridge yelled as they morphed.
"So you wanna morph huh? We'll show you how it's done! Let's Rocket!" Andross said. But by accident, instead of pressing 3-3-5, he pressed 3-3-9, which activates the Halloween costumes. Unfortunatly, he decided to go as Ru Paul this past Halloween.
"Um, let me try that again." he did, and got his ranger suit this time.
The seven rangers began battling until someone hit Sky. Then a red blur ran into the fight and started beating on the Space rangers yelling "Don't you touch my boy!"
Location: Purple Fortress
"Get em Sky! Teach that pretty boy a lesson!" Syd yelled as they watched the battle on the B.A.S.S.
"Excuse me? That pretty boy is my boyfriend." Ashley said.
"And my brother." Karone added
"Well then you need a better taste in men." Syd said.
"What?" Ashley was about to lunge at her, but Z got in her way.
"You might want to calm down." Z said in a threating way.
"Or what? Big bad Elizabeth is gonna kick my ass? Please" Ahsley said
"Not to mention you two couldn't handle us if we were asleep." Karone added.
"Then let's do this!" Z said getting ready for a fight.
"Have a seat little girl. I wouldn't want you to get hurt like that bum Eric is." Cassie said.
"Nobdoy talks about my Eric like that! Even if he is a bit of an asshole and had 72 kids in the furture doesn't mean I'm gonna let you talk about him like that!" Taylor said.
Just as the 3 pink and 3 yellow rangers were about to fight, Taylor yelled at the top of her lungs "STOP!"
"What?" everyone said.
"How did you get this bracelet?" Taylor asked Z, refering to a bracelet with blue and yellow gems on it.
"My godparents gave it to me when I was litttle. I don't remember them though. When my parents divorced and my dad moved to New York, I didn't see them again."
"Have you ever emt your dad? Or your godparents?" Alyssa asked.
"When I was little. But I don't remember. They sends me emails and stuff but they never mentions thier names. Why?"
"In a minute. What exactly is your full name?" Taylor asked.
Z sighed "Elizabeth Delgado. Why?" the jaws of Shayla, Taylor, and Alyssa hit the floor.
Location: B.A.S.S.
"Now have you all learned you leason?" Danny asked Andross, Zhane, TJ, Carlos, Sky, Eric, Jack, and Bridge you were standing in the corner like scolded childre n.
"Yes Danny." they said togetther
"And what was that leason?" Max asked.
"That we are Power Ramgers and should conduct our selves in such a manner."
"Good."
"Can we go now Mr. Delgado?" Bridge asked.
"Yeah I guess. I hope my little girl doesn't grow up to be like that." Danny said.
"Yeah how is Kendall and your little girl?" Max asked.
"Good. Kendall is still providing flowers for that space police thing. I don't get why they need flowers though." Danny said.
"You have a daughter? Can I see a picture? I love kids!" Bridge said. When Danny picked up the picture, Jack, Bridge, and Sky were stunned to see a familar face.It was when Bridge flipped it over did they're jaws collide with the ground. The back of the picture read: Baby Liz, age 2. January 14, 2006.
"What's wrong with you three?"
What is wrong with those three? And for that matter, what's wrong with Taylor,Alyssa, and Shayla? Will Merrick ever get to the damn ship? Find out next time!
A/N: I just wanna take this time to thank everyone who has been reading and reviewing this story. This story actually has more reviews than all my other storys combined!(That's either really good for this story, or really bad for my other ones) But sadly, I will take longer than usual to update the next chapter because I have another story I really need to finish. I amde this chapter kinda longer to help make up for the late update. It may take about a week to update, but be calm. Oh and if you want me to explain the whole Prince and Kapri thing let me know and I will explain it.
