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The B.A.S.S. had landed on a planet called Buttersoro. According to Andross, butter was like sap, and could be found by cutting down the trees. Because of the need for butter and the need for a break, the ship landed on this peaceful planet. All were enjoying the time off(even though they really hadn't been doing anything) except for Justin, who had been given the job of collecting the butter. Even though he was using TJ's Astro Axe, cutting down the trees was really tough. He looked at the others having fun; Kai, TJ, and Nick were settling an agrument about what was faster, A Galaxy Glider, a Mystic Rider, or a Jet Jammer . TJ was winning until he got clothelined by a tree branch, a fate Kai and Nick didn't have to worry about due to the fact that they weren't standing up.

Jack and Cole were having a conversation with Hunter and Blake. Little did they know that the only reason the Bradley Brothers were talking to them was because Shane and Dustin were tying the ends of Cole and Jack's hair together. After they were given the thumbs up they put the plan into motion.

"Oh my God! Jack what's that?" Blake yelled.

"Cole help that kitten!" Hunter yelled at the same time. This caused the two red rangers to run in two different directions, and since they were binded together by thier hair, felt a huge amount of pain and crashed back into each other. Blake and Hunter had a hardy laugh, until Jack and Cole untangled themsleves and morphed.

Trip and Bridge were having a mind-reading contest, using Zhane and Andross as the minds to read.

"Apples." Bridge said. Zhane nodded, showing that he was thinking about apples.

"Basketball." Trip said as Andross nodded.

"Gravy." Zhane nodded.

"Ashley." Andross nodded with a slight blush.

"Ashley and Karone naked and covered with whip cream." Zhane franticlly shook his head and let out a nervous laugh.

"Ha ha. Of course I wouldn't be thinking about that!" Zhane said as he eyed Andross nervously.

"Impaling Zhane with the Spiral Saber and hanging him from the B.A.S.S. by his teeth." to confirm that Trip was correct, Andross morphed and drew his weapon along with a large piece of rope. Zhane ran away screaming with the enraged ranger right behind him. While slashing wildly with the weapon, Andross accidently cut Leo's shirt.

"Dammit! Why can't I keep a red shirt without it getting ripped?" Leo yelled. Damon shrugged and turned his attention to Chad, Joel and Carter.

"You know what Carter, we got to get you a personallity. Cause this whole Firefighter gimmick is a little old." Damon said.

"Yeah. You need a trademark, like my hat." Joel said pointing to the green cowboy hat Wes knitted for him.

"Why do you wear that anyway?" Leo asked.

"It makes me look cool like Richie Sambora. You know, I was a huge Van Halen fan growing up."

"That's not true." Chad added.

"How do you figure?"

"One, Richie Sambora was in Bon Jovi, not Van Halen." Leo began.

"Second, you hate rock music." Carter added.

"Three, the hat makes Richie Sambora look cool, it makes you look stupid." Chad said.

Joel quickly tryed to change the subject. "Anyway, you should let me and Damon give you a makeover."

"No thank you." just as Carter said this, Damon cracked him across the head with a wrench. He and Joel then dragged Carter away while yelling; "Let the makeover begin!"

"Poor bastard." Leo muttered

"Why would you say that?"

"Damon's makeovers never really end well. Once, Damon gave Maya and Kendrix a makeover. Afterwards they looked like a couple of extra's from the 'Lady Marmalade' video. It wasn't really a bad sight, but what they did to him was." Leo then shuddered with the thought.

"How come you've been so silent lately?" Conner asked Trent as he played with a soccer ball.

"Because unlike you idiots, I reconize that Hayley, Kira, and the other female rangers are being held captive by Prince and how bad this situation can get." Trent said as he continued to draw.

"So?"

"And I'm pissed that I can't get my paycheck from Hayley and I'm pissed because I can't see my girlfriend."

"Why are you sweating Kira anyway? We all know she doesn't love you, she loves me-HEY!" Conner yelled as Carlos stole his soccer ball.

"Mine!" Carlos said as he played with the ball.

"Give it back!"

As the two argued over the ball, Adam came out of no where and super kicked Conner in the mouth, and hit Carlos with a DDT before taking the ball.

"I'm the only soccer playing ranger around here!" he yelled at the fallen rangers. He then regained his cool and walked off with the ball. Trent sighed and taped the picture he had just finished to a nearby tree. Moments later, the tree fell over.

"Hey! I just drew that!"

"Well then you shouldn't have put it on a friggin tree!" Justin snapped as he slung the Astro Axe over his shoulder and started putting the butter that was pouring out into jars.

"All right guys! Everyone back on board!" Andross said while holding the bloody Spiral Saber.

"Andross, dude, I think I need a doctor." Zhane said as he held his bloody midsection.

"If I were a lesser man, I would be moved." Andross said as he walked off leaving Zhane confused.

"Crap! I know that's Shakespeare, I just don't know what it means! I knew I should've read MacBeth!"

"You should really let me clean that up for you." Sky said.

"Thank you! Someone who cares about my well being!"

"No, I just don't want you bleeding all over the place." Sky said.

A few hours after they entered the ship, they found Carter. He was wearing a pair of red wrestling trunks and was clutchng a water bottle and a sledge hammer.

"Carter what the hell are you wearing?" Jason asked. His answer was to get water spat in his face and getting pummeled with the sledge hammer.

"I am the Game you worthless fool! The Cerebral Assasian, The 10 time champion, the Monarch of the Mat!"

"Talk about your Extreme Make-" Wes was cut off when Carter hit him with a Pedigree. Not the actual move the Pedigree, but a can of Pedigree dogfood.

Damon and Joel then entered looking rather disappointed.

"This was the makeover you were talking about?" Leo asked.

"Not really. At first we tryed to give him a little hip-hop makeover, but he wouldn't go for it." Damon began

"So we bound him to a chair and made him watch Wrestlemania 22." Joel finished.

"Why that?"

"We figured watching John Cena would brainwash him into acting like him." Joel said.

"But sadly, he ended up like Triple H."

"You!" Carter yelled at the morphed Cam. "Give me that armor!"

"Carter I'm afraid I can't"

Carter then ripped Cam's helemt off and slapped Cam. "Take it off and give it to me! The King of Kings demands it!"

"Fine!" Cam then removed the armor, which sent it crashing into the ship's floor. Seeing that the armor was so heavy, it sent the ship crashing down.

"Pick it up Cam! If you don't, were going to crash!" Andross yelled.

"I can't! It's to heavy!"

"Then how do you put it back on?"

"I don't! The morpher just makes me another one!"

"Aw man, were going to die!" Tommy said

"I refuse to die on an empty stomach!" Rocky said as he drank a tub of mash potatoes.

"Dr. O, before we die, I wanna tell you something. I always had a man crush on you!" Conner said hugging his science teacher.

"We're going down down in an earlier round, and sugar we're going down swinging!" Hunter sang.

"Danny, hold me!" Max said as he jumped into Danny's arms.

"DECA, is thier anything you can do?" Andross asked.

"Screw that, I'm outta here!" the computer voice said as the red light went black

Andross the muttered something about ungrateful computers.

"Everybody hold on to something!" Nick yelled. It was the last thing any of them heard before blacking out.

Everyone awoke at the same time, only to see Carter standing over them wearing Cam's armor and laughing insanly.

"Truly, I am the King of Kings!"

"You could've lifted that thing the whole time?" Andross asked.

"Of course. After all, I am the game."

"And you just let the ship crash instead of picking it up?"

"Yeah."

"YOUR THE REASON MY SHIP IS WRECKED! YOU WILL DIE!" Andross screamed as TJ, Zhane, Carlos, Justin, and Tommy try to hold him back.

"Can someone stop him from talking like that?" Nick asked.

"I'm on it." Blake said as he bashed Carter with a steel chair.

"If you smellllll..." Carter said

"That's the Rock." Blake said as he hit him again.

"Can you dig it, sucka!"

"Booker T" Blake said with another shot.

"And that's the bottome line, cause..."

"Steve Austin." Blake then knocked him so hard it made him black out. Moments later Carter woke back up.

"Did it work?" Cam asked.

"Let's find out." Nick said as he made a small flame with his hand.

"Fire!" Carter left the room and returned with a high powered water hose and blasted Nick so hard that he crash into a nearby wall.

"Yep. It's Carter alright." Blake said.

After seeing that the ship was wrecked, everyone went outside to survey the planet the landed on. As soon as they got off the ship, a man wearing the Red Zeo suit, Tommy's armor from when he was the green ranger, and Tommy's white ranger helemet attacked them.

"You mind telling us who you are?" Trent asked.

"I am Tool! The ultimate Tommy Oliver fan-boy! Fear my power!"

"Yet another fan-boy?" Jason said in disgust.

"No need to be jealous Jase." Tommy said as he pulled out a pen. "Who should I make this out to?"

"Oh my God! Your him!"

"Sure am"

"I have to destroy you! That way, I'll finally get some respect from the other fan-boys!" Tool then pulled out both Saba and the evil sword Tommy used as the green ranger.

"If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get! Dino Thunder, Power Up!"

"I'll help! Shift into Turbo!" TJ said as he morphed.

"Why didn't you just us your Space morpher?" Tommy asked.

"Andross took it until I learn to use it better."

"That's right. Maybe you'll learn not to race on your Gaxaly Glider now." Andross said.

"But Kai and Nick were doing it!"

"If Kai and Nick jumped off the bridge, would you do it to?"

"No..."

"Aw man! Those are Tommy's Dino Thunder and Turbo suits! Give them to me now!"

"Tommy's suit? Listen up fan-boy, I used it last, so it's my suit."

"How dare you dephile that suit with your body! It belongs to Tommy and Tommy only! He deserves that suit more than you! By right, he should have been in every season! He would've been much better as silver than that bleach blonde punk! And that Magna Defender suit was tailor made for him! He should've been the red ranger for Lightspeed Rescue and Time Force! He deserves it more than Richie Rich and Fire Marshal Bill here! And imagine Merrick being evil and then joining the good guys. Tommy invented that! And Cam's suit was just a cheap Tommy rip off. Even Commander Crueger tryed to be like Tommy when he was a mentor and a ranger. Tommy invented that too. And to think that whore Udonna tryed to be a white ranger..."

Jack, Eric, and Sky had heard enough. All three morphed and Jack and Sky put on the SWAT upgrade and Eric called his Quantan Defender and all three blasted Tool until he was a pile of dust.

"Tool! No!" Tommy said as he walked up to the ashes "I loved him so!"

"You knew him for ten minutes. How could you love him?" Adam asked.

"He said the things I always wanted to hear." Tommy sobbed.

Just then, all the rangers were teleported. They were teleported to a place that looked just like the Command Center and the Power Chamber combined. In the large tube where Zordon would be, was Zordon. He had a beard, bifocals, and toupee to hide his bald head.

"Zordon!" Jason, Zack, Billy, Tommy, Rocky, Adam, and Justin all said as they hugged the tube.

"Get the hell of my tub! I just got it polished!"

The rangers released the tube.

"Why are you so mean Zordon?" Zack said in near tears.

"I'm not Zordon! I'm his father, Zordon Zero,"

"Zordon Zero?"

"Yes you idiot. I'm Zordon Zero, he was Zordon One, and if he hadn't told skunk boy to kill him, he would have had a child call Zordon Two."

"Why are we here exactly?" Danny asked. He didn't know why, but thier was something about a giant head in a tube that freaked him out.

"You can't defeat Prince like this. In fact, you can't even get to Prince. So, I have decided to give you my favorite zords. Alpha, reveal the zords."

"I would reveal the zords if you hadn't lost the damn remote." the Alpha in question looked just like the other Alphas, but was much taller and had a deep voice.

"Is this a new model of Alpha?" Billy asked.

"No, that's Alpha 5. The same Alpha 5 that worked with my dead son years ago."

"That couldn't be kind little Alpha." Rocky said.

"Really? If I wasn't Alpha, could I tell everyone about that time you confessed your love for Tanya."

"I told you that in confidence you metal bastard!" Rocky yelled back. Adam didn't react, he simply made a note to beat Rocky with a Kendo Stick at a later date.

"Alpha, what the hell happened to you?" Justin asked.

"The same thing that happened to you; puberty. And yes, robots go threw puberty."

"What did he look like before pubertry?" Conner asked refering to Justin

"Let's say he earned himself the name Bowlcut Boy back in those days." Carlos said as he and TJ laughed.

"I know Brother Bald and Mullet Man aren't talking!"

"Silence in my Power Center dammit! Alpha has found the remote."

"I present to you, the Justice League Zords!" a large curtain opened to reveal seven zords each made like the seven Justice League members; Superman, Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl, and Wonder Woman.

"Behold, your new zords! The red Superman, the black Batman, the green Green Lantern, the blue Martian Manhunter, the pink Wonder Woman, the yellow Flash, and the white/grey Hawkgirl. Now you won't be able to use some zords fully until you get the girls back, but I'm sure you can manage."

When everyone climbed into thier zords, they saw Mike was in the Batman zord and Sam and Ryan were in the Hawkgirl zord.

"Who are you?" all the black rangers except Carlos asked.

"I'm Mike Corbett..." a generic superhero music played. "The Magna Defender!"

"How come I don't have a theme music. I'm Tommy Oliver dammit!"

"Didn't you have like three during our Mighty Morphin days?" Zack asked.

"Yeah but I need a new one. Go Black Ranger or Black Ranger Tiger Power don't sound right."

"Anyway, let's see what this baby can do!" Carlos said as he took his controls.

Location: White/Silver Hawkgirl zord

"Mind telling who you are?" Trent asked.

"Name's Sam, the Omega Ranger."

"Why don't you demorph?"

"I can't. In this time, I'm just a ball of light." Ryan, Zhane, Merrick, and Trent simply stared.

"That's pretty messed up. What's your story you metal ripoff?" Zhane asked Ryan.

"Prison gates won't open up for me." Ryan said.

"Now I remember!" Chad yelled loud enough for everyone to hear. "Ryan was sent to the infirmary because he hit his head and now can only speak in Nickelback Lyrics!"

"Wow, poor bastard." Merrick said.

"I like your pants around your feet." Ryan sang.

"If your going to be singing Nickelback for the rest of this trip, that is one song you can't sing." Trent said as he took his controls

"Oh please, the keys, thier not in the ignition. Must've wound up on the floor while we were switching positions."

"You can't sing that either."

"Never made it as a wise man. Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing." Ryan said as if looking for exception

"That'll do."

Now the rangers had a problem. Zordon Zero had put them out, and there only way of the planet was the zords. Now the Superman, Batman, and Green Lantern zords were fine because they had all thier people. The Martian Manhunter and Hawkgirl zords were fine because Kai and Billy could handle the controls that Tori and Madison would've had to use if they were here as well as their own. Trent and Ryan could handle Udonna and Alyssa's controls. But the Flash zord was going nowhere. Chip and Dustin could barely handle thier own controls, let alone those of Trini, Aisha, Tanya, Ashley, Maya, Kelsey, Katie, Taylor, Kira, and Z. They had given up trying and decided to play Dungeons and Dragons. The Wonder Woman zord was going nowhere since no pink rangers were present.

"Repairs are done!" Damon said cheerfully.

"What repairs?" Andross yelled to Damon who was now outisde the zord.

"I fixed B.A.S.S."

"Excellant!" Andross said. "Justin, put these zords in the B.A.Z.R. There is no way he's gettin these back."

"Let me guess. Big Ass Zord Room." Sky said

"Exactly." Justin said as he used a crane he had installed in the ship to move the zords into the B.A.Z.R.

Next chapter, yet another minion of Prince!