Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers
Location: Purple Fortress
"Prince says he sent a minion out about an hour ago and he wants you to watch as he checks up on him. He also says I'm fired because of how annoying I am. Hey! I'm not annoying." everyone gave Kapri a look as to say 'yeah right' Prince then motioned for her to sit with the others.
Location: B.A.S.S.
"We should go in there. They've been in thier a while." Leo said as the rangers stared at the door that some of them had gone threw with Prince's latest minion; a Reggae artist named Sean Paul.
"I think they should be...SMOKE! THAT MEANS THERE"S A FIRE!" Carter screamed as he chopped down the door with a nearby ax(which was uncalled for seeing as the door was unlocked.)
When they entered, they saw Sean Paul, Zack, Rocky, Justin, Carlos, TJ(who had Justin and Carlos under his arms), Zhane, Damon, Joel, Lucas, Max, Cole, Dustin, Shane, Hunter, Conner, and Jack all sitting on a large couch. The room was very smokey, yet there was no fire. All of them were snacking heavily while watching TV and a 'special cigar' was being passed around.
"You know what?" Rocky asked.
"What?" everyone said together.
"Jessica Alba is hot." everyone nodded in agreement.
"Do you know who's really hot dudes?" Dustin asked.
"Who?"
"That chick."
"What chick?" Shane asked.
"You know dude, the chick. The chick with the hair and the eyes and the face." Dustin said, using a few hand motions to help his point.
"Trish Stratus?"
"No dude."
"Britnet Spears?' Conner asked.
"No way dude."
"Misha Barton?" Rocky chimed in.
"Negative."
"Halle Berry?" Zack asked.
"Nope."
"Star Jones?" Damon asked. Everyone looked at him "What? I think she's hella sexy."
"And that's why you belong in the loony bin." Mike said.
Xander took a moment as if he were in deep thought. "Joss Stone?"
"Yeah! That's the chick." Dustin yelled.
"How were we suppose to know that?" Shane asked sadly
"I said she had a face."
"And why are you hugging them?" Jason asked TJ
"Yeah. Are you gay? Cause if you are, I'll have to hit you with this pipe..." Eric said as he brandished a lead pipe. Where the pipe came from was unknown.
"Does he really hit gay people with pipes?" Danny asked as he turned to Wes.
"Yeah. But he gives them ginger ale and peanut butter cookies afterwards. Sometimes he even takes them to movies"
"I ain't gay. Besides, if I were, Justin and Carlos wouldn't be my type." TJ said.
"What do you mean not your type?" Justin asked.
"You wouldn't be my type. I'm more into musicians. Like Mark MrGrath. Or Alex Band. Or Lenny Kravitz."
Justin started pouting like a jealous girl after that list of names.
"Hey cut that out. Even if I was gay, I couldn't be attracted to you cause your like family to me."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Your like the really smart and pervy little brother I never had."
"What about Carlos?" Carlos asked. For reasons that will not be explained, Carlos was wearing a mask like the wrestler The Hurricane used to wear and will wear the mask until the end of the story.
"I love you too man. Your like the Latin brother that likes soccer and got turned into a vampire that one time that I never had. And Zhane and Andross are like brothers with funny hair that I never had. Now give me a hug bros." Carlos and Justin then hugged TJ. "You two get in on this too." he said gesturing towards Anross and Zhane.
"I feel so warm inside" Carlos said.
"Bridge, record the time please." Sky said.
Bridge recorded the time on his watch. "Why did you want me to record the time?"
"So that we can have the exact time that the most sickening event in Power Rangers history happened."
"Do it now Sean Paul! They are distracted!" Prince's voice rang threw the ship.
"Do what now?"
"Defeat them in battle!"
"Oh yeah. Gimme da light!" with that, Sean Paul pulled out his morpher(a lighter) and morphed into a ranger suit that was colored with the different colors of the Jamacian flag and a large Marijuana leaf in the center
"You wanna battle? Then let's go!" Cole said in a lot louder voice than he should have.
The rangers then all yelled in unison; "Man Force; Get Manly!" (They had Trip alter thier morphers to react to that morphing call instead of the other ones.) All of them morphed and took fighting stances.
Sean Paul began playing his song 'Tempature'. Then several Prince-Bots appeared and began dancing with him. For some odd reason, thier dancing was dazzling the rangers.
"Zack! Out dance him!" Tommy screamed.
"Can't." Zack said as he stared in aw of the movements.
"Where's the coffee!" Chip screamed as he entered the room. This broke everyone out of thier trance.
"Isn't thier any the kitchen?" Xander asked while he and Nick hid behind Eric. They had seen first hand what Chip could do if he didn't get his morning coffee(even though it was 3:30.)
"Speaking of coffee, I got some out your kitchen earlier. Hope you don't mind." Sean Paul said. Chip looked very upset and left the room.
"Take cover!" Nick yelled. Everyone with the exception of Sean Paul and Carlos(who had left the room when Sean Paul morphed) hid behind the giant couch. Moments later, Chip returned dreess in black t-shirt and jeans and a yellow bandana. He is pushing a grocery cart full of weapons and soda and "Enter the Sandman" is playing.
Chip began taking out various things from the cart and started beating Sean Paul with them, taking a break every few minutes to drink some soda. The list of things included a kendo stick, a can of peas, Conner's Tyrannostaff, Max, a Razor scooter, Shanes' skateboard, the before mentioned lead pipe, a plasma TV, the muffler to a car, the keyboard to a computer and a vacuum cleaner. Chip then pulled out a 40 foot ladder and a table.
He wrapped barbed wire around the table and covered it with thumbtacks and lighter fluid. He then lit it and carried the unconscious Sean Paul up the ladder and hit him with a piledriver, sending him threw the flaming/barbed wire/ thumbtacked table. The other rangers were now up and chanting 'ECW' as they drank with Chip while he lifted a kendo stick in victory. Carlos then entered the room with a cup of coffe.
"Where did you get that?" Chip, getting ready to hand out another Sandman beatdown.
"We had some in the storage room. I put some in the kitchen if anyone wants some." with that Chip left for the kitchen. "So what did I miss?"
"Nothin." TJ said as he eyed the motionless body of Sean Paul.
"I will see you soon rangers." Prince said as Sean Paul vanished.
Chip returned happily drinking his coffee. His pants still had some tacks in them and were even on fire a little. Now normally, someone would just tell him his pants were on fire so he could pat them out. But not when Carter Grayson is on call. Carter(who is still wearing his Triple H trunks, still wearing his Lightspeed rescue jacket, still wearing Cam's armor, and still has on his Man Force jacket.) sprayed a high pressured water cannon at Chip. Unfortunatly, Chip moved and the water smashed into Danny, sending flying threw a nearby B.A.W. and floating into space. Everyone looked out the shattered window to see him float into a wormhole. Everyone was speechless.
"Shouldn't we have like tryed to save him?" Jason asked.
"He'll be fine. He is the Iron Bison after all." Max said.
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?" Jack asked.
"Everyone knows bisons are made to survive in space." Max said like it was common knowledge. Everyone simply shook thier heads.
Location: Purple Fortress
"So I go to get a cheeseburger and..." Tanya stops at the sound of screaming from outside. Just then, Danny comes crashing threw the ceiling and lands on her.
"Space...is...cold!" Danny chattered.
"Can't breath..."
"Get up dad! Your killing her!" Z yelled as Danny got up.
"So this is where Prince is holding you captive. Pretty nice." Danny said as admired the fortress.
Prince then appeared. "How did you enter my fortress.?"
Danny simply pointed to the wormhole threw the huge hole he made when he crashed. Prince snapped his fingers and several doves patched up the hole.
"I will let you stay here until your comrades get here. I hope your ready to lose when they do arrive." Prince said as he vanished again
"You'll never beat the Man Force!" Danny yelled.
"Is that really the best you could come up with?" Trini asked
"We were gonna go with Mighty Morphin Zeo Turbo Astro Space Galatic Lightspeed Rescue Time Wild Ninja Storm Dino Thunder Space Partol Delta Mystic Force, but we thought Man Force was a little easier to say." Danny said.
"I see."
"So that's your dad huh?" Kira asked Z
"I guess so."
"You don't resemble him much." Syd added.
"But trust me, you two have a lot in common." Taylor said
"Like what?"
"Like the fact that both of you have made best friends with a couple of idiots."
"Hey!" was the response from Z and Danny, who was trying to arm wrestle Katie again. Even though he was morphed, he was still losing.
"I'm not an idiot!" Syd said.
"A, I wasn't talking about you. B, yeah right! I was talking about Jack." she pointed to the screen that showed what was going on in B.A.S.S. At that moment, Jack and Max were shirtless with pots on there heads and were charing head first into each other like a couple of rams while the others cheered them on.
"It's like they don't even miss me" Danny said.
Then, as if he had heard Danny, Cole blurted out "Danny's dead guys!" everyone else on B.A.S.S. looked very crestfallen and sad. Then Prince entered the room with the girls.
"We will be arriving at the planet of Large Generic City very soon. Thier I will land the fortress and the final battle will began." He then pointed to Danny. "I will teleport you back to your ship to inform your comrades. But I'll send you later because I want to give you a gift basket as a parting gift." Prince then vanished. When everyone looked back to the screen, they all saw the the guys crowded around the B.A.W. that Danny went threw.
Location: B.A.S.S.
All the rangers are dressed in togas and other Roman clothing with the exception of Max, who was wearing a black suit with a matching veil. He had his Wild Force jacket on over it and was crying. 'My Immortal' by Evanescence is playing as Carlos approaches a large podium. He had on a green and black toga with his Hurricane mask. The B.A.W. Danny went threw was now fixed and thier were flowers and pictures on it. In the center was a picture of Danny that Trent drew. Sadly, the only picture they had for Trent to go by was the one of him flying out the B.A.W.
"Fellow senators, we are here today to morn the loss of the Iron Bison, Senator Daniel Horacio Delgado." Carlos began.
"DANNY!" Max yelled as he was comforted by Merrick and Cole.
"Not even a day ago, Senator Delgado was here, explaining to us manly men about different types of flowers. Eating chocolate ice cream. But know he is gone." Carlos stopped to wipe his face. "And we have but one man to blame for this tragedy; Carter Richard Grayson!" Carlos pointed to Carter.
"YOU KILLED MY BUDDY!WHY! " Max screamed.
"It's not my fault! If Charles hadn't moved..."
"Charlie "Chip" Thorn! Why did you move and allow our comrade to perish?" Carlos said
"WHY! WHY! WHY!" Max screamed threw his tears.
"I didn't mean too! If Dustin hadn't called me..."
"Waldo "Dustin' Brooks! Why did you help in the killing of Senator Delgado?"
"I didn't know dude!"
"I say we through them into space!" Rocky randomlly yelled. Everyone else yelled in agreement.
"Wait! The grieving Senator Cooper has something to say!" Carlos said as Max approached the podium. He looked at the picture as if he were talking to Danny.
"Danny, you were my best friend. We were partners in crime and I loved you like a big brother. But there something you must know." Max removed his veil. "I'm glad your dead! You were always holding me back from becoming the star I was meant to be! And when we got out of here, I'm take your wife Kend...DANNY!"
Max yelled as Danny appeared from out of nowhere with a purple gift basket. "I was just telling the guys how much I missed you!"
"Cut the crap Max. I saw this whole memorial service thing from Prince's fortress." Danny said as he took a vine of grapes out of his gift basket and began eating them.
"How did you end up there?"
"I landed thier after I went threw that black hole."
"Where does he have the cameras he uses to spy one us? Maybe I can disable them." Cam said
"He doesn't have any. He just uses his magic. He's a very bizarre man." Danny said as he finished the grapes. "Oh yeah. He's gonna land on the planet of Large Generic City soon. He wants this to be the scene of the final battle."
"That's only a little ways from here. We must get ready for battle." Andross said.
So the Man Force prepare for the final battle against Prince! Who will win? Stay tuned...
