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--Nii-san--

He came to get Kagome, just as Souta knew he would. He always did if she took longer than three or four days. Souta bounced along right behind him, tugging his on his long, red sleeve to get his attetion. "Inuyasha! Inuyasha! I need to ask you something!"

The half-demon, who was waiting (impatiently, of course) for Kagome to get her stuff together, let out an exasperated sigh. "Yeah brat?" he said. Souta didn't seem at all offended that he had called him a brat.

"Will you be my big brother?"

"Uhh..." Inuyasha wasn't sure how to respond to that. He felt both annoyed and flattered. "You don't want a big brother. Believe me, they're not that great." He decided to say, thinking of Sesshomaru.

Souta, however, was not daunted. "Oh come on! Please?" He begged.

"Look, I just can't become your brother! We'd have to be related." Ha, Inuyasha thought proudly, He can't ignore that logic.

"Don't worry! I got it all figured out!" Souta assured him. "My friend Watanuki got a big brother last week and he told me about it. It's called a brother-in-law. All you have to do," He said, very matter-of-factly, "Is marry my sister."

Kagome heard a loud thud and curious, she peeked her head out the window to see what had happend. Inuyasha, who's face was as red as his clothes, was lying on the ground as if he had just fallen over. He glared up at a confused Souta and shouted, "IS THAT ALL?"


A/N: Just a little shorty I thought up while folding clothes. :) I said it was a double-drabble in the summary, but actually it goes over the 200 word count. Only a bit. Nii-san, for those who don't know, is a way to adress an older brother in Japanese.