Disclaimer: I do not own Rave Master. I borrow it from my library.

--Plue's Secret Indentity--

"Guys, I already told you, he's a dog!"

"What kind dog looks like that? He doesn't even have any ears! Or a tail!"

"Not all dogs have a tail, Musica. Duuh."

"Dude, he has a cone for a nose! I mean, seriously! What kind of dog has a cone for a nose?"

"No dogs do, and that's because Plue isn't a dog, he's a bug!"

"No, no, no! Master Plue is a great warrior! Don't be so insulting!"

It was a slow afternoon. After a big battle with Demon Card the other day, the gang decided to take a break before they all died from exhaustion. They were resting up in a small town. But by now, boredom had sunk in, and so another game of "Guess What Type of Creature Plue Is" had begun. Haru kept insisting that he was a dog, but Musica wouldn't believe such an absurd thing, and Elie was dead set on him being an insect, which Musica declared was even more absurd than him being a dog.

"So maybe he's an alien then!" she offered.

Haru shook his head. "No way. Dogs don't come from outer space."

"Man, that is not a dog!"

"How 'bout a unicorn...?"

"A reasonable thought, Miss Elie, but aren't unicorns more horse-like?'

"I dunno. Hey Plue, are you a unicorn?"

"Puuun..."

"See? I told ya he was dog!"

"Pfft. How does going 'puuun' make him a dog?" Musica scoffed.

"That's his bark!"

"Haru, don't be silly. Bugs don't bark."

"Elie, he's not a bug!"

"Yeah, and he's not a dog either!"

"Well I think he is!"

"No dude, he's-"

"SOOOO CUTE!"

Surprised, they looked down to see a random little girl in pigtails hugging Plue like he was a stuffed animal. "He has got to be the cutest little thing I've ever seen!" She told them with huge smile. Plue didn't seemed bothered by her. Maybe he agreed?

"Puun!"

Haru laughed. "Ah, well, I guess that settles that."

--Fin--


A/N: I wrote this to pass the time while waiting for dinner to get done the other day. Not much, I know. Sue me. :) So, what do you think Plue is?