Chapter 31

It would be no more than a day later when the body thief struck. Suiryu had kept Junpei in the look with various text messages, videos and photos.

They were unbelievably hilarious!

It was also noted that earlier that day, Kitsune had come by and had the brothers sign off on a piece of paper from Yuuji, claiming that while he is possessed, they can do various things to thief, as long as it's not held against Yuuji later. They all signed off on it, they wouldn't do anything to harm Itadori… embarrassing him, well, that's a whole different story!

They brothers however opted not to get involved once they found out what Yuuji's friends were doing to him. If they assisted in the matter, no doubt the body thief would assume something was up. So they hung back and waited, however, enjoyed the updates Suiryu sent throughout the time he was there.

Their favorite one though came from Satoru Gojo.

Todo had taken the body thief to his favorite idol's concert. He was dressed in hot pink with chibi characters of Miss Taka-chan all over the outfit. Todo was dressed in the same thing and ironically enough, same with Gojo!

He videoed the whole day, from every embarrassing moment, to being forced to try and replicate a Taka-chan music video with Todo who expected perfection. Then, a three hour concert… followed by a delayed train ride home where Todo and Gojo broke out into song and got the whole train cart to sing along with them!

You could see the body thief's eye twitching.

The look on his face of utter devastation as well as horror was something that couldn't be over looked.

It was the funniest thing Junpei had seen since Megumi blasted the body thief, butt naked in the middle of the school since he soiled himself thank to Inumaki!

But soon, it would be coming to an end, and Suiryu had summoned the brothers. "We're going to play your 'favorite' game in the world, flesh ball!" he called one day.

"Flesh ball?" the room asked.

"Simply put, Noranso, make two types of flesh balls, different colors, and we are going to hock them at each other!" Suiryu explained.

"Oh, like a snowball fight with flesh!" Noranso said.

"Indeed, very similar… you up for it?"

"I need one day," Noranso said with the biggest smile on his face.

Junpei was wondering if this was really a good idea. However Suiryu agreed to one day, for now, he will torment the thief. "I have him think right now he is under a binding vow with Sukuna. He has to get rid of Gojo before he breaks the vow… but he has NO IDEA how Yuuji's body works, so it's rather hilarious to watch him try"

"You better not torment that body thief too much, we want a turn too!" demanded Sanso.

"Indeed, as much as I do not appreciate this being possessing our little brother… I wish for him to see what happens when you mess with family!" Choso decreed.

The brothers agreed.

Junpei however was struck with inspiration. "Bros, I got an idea…" he said and bore a wicked grin…

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The time had come.

Suiryu called for the brothers to come to the school and prepare for their chance to torment the body thief. Suiryu did drop by before claiming the grand finally, they are going to make a music video and use everyone just to mess with him. But for now, it was their turn to torment!

They arrived at the school.

Once they saw Suiryu and the body thief, Junpei turned to the brothers and nodded. It was time. "DOGPILE ON YUUJI!" Junpei shouted with excitement.

"Wait, what?" before the body thief could react, Suiryu stepped aside as the brothers rushed and piled on top of him!

Of course Sho would be the one on top, crushing them down onto the fake Itadori!

Suiryu lost it, he thought it was awesome as the body thief tried to escape with no luck. "GET OFF OF ME!" he shouted.

The brothers began to peel themselves off of the fake Itadori. "Good to see you too bro!" cheered Eso. "It's been a while hasn't it?"

"Indeed, so to celebrate, we're going to play your favorite game," Suiryu decreed.

"YES! I'll get everything ready!" cheered Noranso as he rushed off. Junpei followed suit to help him set up in the largest courtyard they had. From there he began to make the flesh balls. From his left side, he created a blue hue wad of flesh, the right side, red. People stopped and stared on as he did such a thing until two large piles were made.

"Ew, we really are playing with flesh…" said Nobara.

"Remember what's at stake, at the same time, this is going to freak this body thief out right?" asked Mika.

"Oh, big time! If anything ladies, once the game starts, I say we all lob these bad boys right at the body thief!" Junpei stated.

Nobara smirked as did Mika. "Sounds like a plan to us…" they soon fell silent as Suiryu and 'Yuuji' appeared.

The look on his face said it all.

"Oh good, he's here! We can finally play with even teams!" cheered Noranso.

They ran down the rules of flesh ball, when they were settled, Gojo sensei came in and offered to officiate. From there, all bets were off as everyone gathered a wad of flesh in their hands. The thief looked confused and utterly disgusted until Gojo called for everyone to 'play ball'.

Well, it became a bombardment more than anything.

Everyone threw their wads at the thief, covering him from head to toe in the flesh! He froze, shaking in the mount before screaming in horror. "GET IT OFF OF ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" It was funny as hell, and it only go funnier when he fell face first and couldn't move!

"I'm enjoying this a lot more than I should be," Junpei said offhandedly. Even Choso admitted to such a thing!