A/N: A product of high sugar intake and late night boredom, this fic shouldn't be taken seriously. Don't ask questions, don't even think about it. That'll only make it worse. Just read. o0'

Disclaimer: I don't pwn any of these. You don't pwn any of these. Any of these don't pwn any of these. Cheese.


---Impossible Randomness---

Kagome sensed a Shikon Shard near-by. So she grabbed her treasure map and slapped on an eye patch (for a better effect), and she and Inuyasha set off. Five seconds later the two arrived at an empty forest clearing, full of people. Inuyasha barked at them madly, sending them swimming away in a hurry. "Okay Kagome," he said in an officious tone, "Where's it at?"

"Twenty paces left, captain!" She reported, tapping the GPS that was formerly just a treasure map four sentences ago.

"All right! One...two...three..." He counted the paces as he skipped to the right, "Four...fifty-five...twenty...B...eighteen...twenty...five...pork chops...twenty!" He was standing right in front of Kagome and glanced down at the semi-sphere of Shikon Jewel she had on her necklace. He pointed to it and exclaimed, "Lookit! I found it!"

"Good boy, Inuyasha! You've earned a milkbone!" She tossed him the treat and he squealed in delight.

"Hey! Do we get milkbones?" A voice called from the trees.

"Sure, voice calling from the trees!" She held out a couple more milkbones and a young blonde guy, who was a little little, followed by a walking suit of armor, who a little tall, stepped out.

"Who are you?" Inuyasha asked, so Kagome could eat the milkbones while they weren't watching.

"Ed and Al." said the blonde guy.

"Edandal?"

"Yep. We're looking for the Philosopher's Stone!"

Kagome held out her Shikon Jewel. "Ya mean this?" The short one gasped.

"Yes! That's it! Where on earth did you find it?"

"Kay Jewelers."

The suit of armor crossed his arms. "See, brother, I told you so."

"So let's go to Kay Jewelers and get another one, then!"

"No wait!" Cried a voice from inside Al. Suddenly, his helmet-head was flung off and replaced with the head of a little girl. "We hafta play cards first!" She wiggled the rest of the way out of Al and jumped down, landing on her hands. Then she somersaluted and waved around a red book. "Please? Please?"

"Okay, Sakura, but you have to put the Tinman's head back on first." Said Kagome. Sakura did, placing Al's head back on, backwards. Once they were all settled, they sat down in a circle and Sakura began to deal out the Clow Cards.

"Wait a minute," Inuyasha leaped up, "We need more people in order to play this game! I'll be right back!" He ran into the woods, then immediately ran back into the clearing dragging a lumpy garbage bag. He dumped its contents out: Goku, Sailor Moon, Yugi-oh, Ash Ketchum with Pikachu, some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead, and Daisuke/Dark. They all sat down with the others to play, except the kid with the ligthning bolt scar, whom Inuyasha shoved back into the garbage bag and threw into the woods, mumbling something about being three-dimensional and un-Japanese. Finally, everyone got their cards and they started the game.

"Do you have the Windy card, Edandal?" asked Goku.

"Nope. Go fish." Goku cursed and got up, ambling over to the river so he could go fish. Now it was Ed and Al's turn. "Yugioh, do you have the Power card?"

"Uhh...no." He answered. Sailor Moon peered over his shoulder.

"Hey, yes you do! He's cheating!" She declared and showed them his Ace of Hearts he had in his hand. Everyone gasped. "That means you lose!"

"But I am the Queen of Games! I do not lose!" He pointed to Ash. "He's cheating too! That yellow cat of his is telling him the correct answers!" Everyone gasped again.

"STFU!" said Ash, "Besides, Pikachu isn't a cat, so he couldn't tell me the answers." The others nodded, knowing it was true.

"So then who is the winner?" Sakura wanted to know.

"I AM!" A wannabe-ninja in an orange jumpsuit appeared from the sky, now pouting because the author just described him as a wannabe-ninja.

"Oh, hey, it's Naruto." Dark blinked and said, "We used to be in Girl Scouts together."

"I don't care if he was a dinosaur, that doesn't make 'im the winner." Inuyasha grumbled.

"HEY!" Naruto yelled at him, very offended. "Leave my mother outta of this!"

"Or else what?"

"Or else nothing!" Narotuo threatend, "Believe it!" The group paled.

"Believe it?" They echoed. He shook his head 'yes'. They paled more. Only EdandAl stood up to stand up.

"We refuse to believe it!" The two challenged.

"Aw, can't you just believe it a little?"

"No," Said Ed, "I'm already a little. Believing it would make me a littler! Besides, since we have the Philosopher's Stone now," he held up the taco to show them, "We don't need to believe it! We can all believe that instead!" And everyone, including the bear, cheered and sang, estatic at the chance to believe that instead it. Because everyone knows that that is way better than it. 0.01 times better, in fact.

So they threw a big birthday party to celebrate and had cake and ice cubes, and they did the macarena, of course, and had a horrible, great time. They even used Al's head to play kick the can, until it was unfortunatley ended when flying fish came and stole the camera film. But that didn't ruin the fun, since Dark offered to drive to the Bahamas and get some more.

And they all lived happily-ever-before. Da end.


A/N: o0' Yeah...I know...

But hey, congrats to you if you actually read all stupid stuff! Here, have a Milkbone for your trouble.