Author's Note: Whoops, I forgot my disclaimer. I don't own Harry Potter, Pokémon, dinosaurs, or princesses. If I did, I honestly wouldn't be writing, and I'd be a millionaire instead, living in Beverly Hills. And Rose said it was all good, so it's ok too.

Tapeworm managed to force all his nieces and nephews into the van that his parents had rented. Esteban looked in from the front seat, noting, "Ooh, look at all the little blonde peoples."

Tapeworm was also going to force all of the kids into their car seats, but after he got bitten three times by Rose, shocked twice by Alex, demanded to dance around to entertain the Princess Fig, and now had to plan some way to earn money from the hole blown in the window by Ty, he decided against it. He said he'd just let them run around in the car. After all, the water park was only about ten minutes away.

He forced the kids into the car, and then ran to grab a bag inside the house. Pulling it along, he stuffed it in the trunk, away from the grasp of the kids, and entered the car, where Zack and Cody were already sitting down on the bare floor, seeing that they'd removed the seats from the cars, along with the car seats.

"Ok, we can go now Esteban," he said, nodding at Esteban.

Esteban smiled and plugged the keys into the ignition, fastening his seatbelt. He didn't know what to expect.

"So, why can't your sisters take care of their kids?" Zack demanded. Alex had just shocked him once again.

"They want to 'treasure their moments once again,'" said Tapeworm exasperatedly. He was getting tired of Zack's bad attitude.

"That's stupid," muttered Cody, sighing in annoyance.

All the sudden, there was silence in the car. The kids, who'd been talking about who was going to beat who on which ride, swiveled their heads around and stared at Cody, their eyes wide and unblinking.

"What?" Cody asked, flinching a bit. Being stared at by four little kids could be rather disturbing.

Ty stared hard at him, his green eyes huge under his dirty glasses. "You said a bad word."

"What?" Cody wanted to know, feeling rather uncomfortable.

"The S word," piped Alex in an awed voice, his black-tipped pointy ears bugging Cody. "You said the baddest word there is!"

"What?" Cody was rather horrified. "Since when is stupid a bad word?"

"Ooh," said Rose, dropping a plastic doll she had been gnawing on. Her eyes widened, and she pointed at Cody. "You said it again."

"Oh God," muttered Cody. "Why is this such a big deal? Stupid! See!"

"Uh-oh," said Fig, whose tiara was tilting and almost falling out of her tousled brown hair. She definitely looked most like Tapeworm out of all of them. "Prince Cody's a bad boy. What do bad boys get?" Somehow she reminded Cody of a mother.

"Time out!" yelped Alex and Ty together. "And a spanking!"

There was a flash, and soon all of the toddlers were over Cody, smashing him against the ground, his face buried in the floor.

"Ah!" Esteban exclaimed from the first. "Ay dios mio! What's going on?"

"Just watch the road," ordered Tapeworm, who was now turning to see what the kids were doing.

Rose was jumping up and down on Cody's back, Alex had hold of Cody's right leg, Ty had hold of Cody's left arm, and Fig was booting him over and over again in the rear end.

"Stupefy!" yelled Ty, waving his wand around. There was a flash, and Cody's shirt now had a smoking hole in it, as he yelped for help.

"PIKACHU!" yelled Alex, shocking Cody hard.

"AAAAAH!" screamed Cody. "It hurts! Help!"

Rose started biting Cody's hand.

"Ouch! Hey! HELP ME! ZACK! TAPEWORM! ESTEBAN!"

The car swerved wildly. Fig planted a kiss on Cody's face, even thought he was desperately squirming to get away. There was not much he could do, though, with four kids sitting on top of him. Cody didn't have the same strength as Zack did. All he could do was yelp out pathetic cries for help.

"AAAAAAH! Tapeworm do something! You're their uncle!"

Tapeworm was standing hopelessly, afraid to get involved. He'd had more experience with his nephews and nieces, and knew when to stay out of it. Zack, however, wasn't so smart.

At fist he'd sat there, staring, and then laughing, finding the entire situation rather hilarious. But even he knew when things were going too far, and besides, his job was to protect his younger twin, even if it was from four toddlers with strange habits.

"GET OFF MY LITTLE BROTHER!" Zack jumped hard on the kids, pulling at Alex's leg. "GET OFF NOW! AAAAAAAH!" Rose chomped hard on his hand. "OWWWWWW!"

"Get off my brother you bully!" piped Ty, waving his stick wand around, with sparks flying out of it. He had the same brother instincts that Zack had. Zack dodged being hit by a pink explosion, and let go of Alex's leg in the process.

Alex turned around and bristled, his eyes furious under his yellow felt suit. "PIKACHU!"

Shocks of electricity exploded in the car, leaving everybody feeling rather dazed and rather silent, looking at the blackened walls around them.

There was silence.

Princess Fig broke it.

"Kiss me," she ordered Cody, who was grimacing, seeing that all four of the kids had jumped back on his back.

"Oh my," whispered Esteban, whose hair was standing on an end. The car had stopped its movement, and he let out a sigh of relief. "We're here. And ay dios mio, this job doesn't pay enough."

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