A/N: This is obviously out of character. It's meant to be funny, so don't think about that too much. It's all about Sesshy! -gigglesnort- ...I just called him 'Sesshy'. Heh heh.

Disclaimer: We're doing this Jeopardy style. I say an answer, you form the question. Ready? Okay, the answer is...Inuyasha!


Sesshomaru's Secret

Click-click-click-click-click-click.

"Miroku, you only have to click the mouse twice, you know," said Kagome. She and her friends were sitted in front of a random computer, in a random place, for no real reason whatsoever. They had come across a site called and found a whole section with thousands of fanfics about their series. It was all very flattering. (And random and reasonless, but whatever.)

"I know, but it's so much fun," said the monk evenly, scrolling down the page of fanfics. He clicked the mouse one more time for good measure.

"Have you found one about me yet?" asked Shippo.

"Nope. In fact, in seems that in most cases, you've been completely left out."

"Ha-ha," Inuyasha jeered, "Looks like you're pretty unpopular, shrimp!"

"Hey!"

"Inuyasha, don't be mean," Kagome chidded. "There may be a lot of fanfiction about you, but that doesn't mean you should act so cocky about it."

"What? I'm not acting cocky. Just because I'm the most popular character doesn't make me cocky. Jeez."

"Actually Inuyasha," Sango said, studying the screen, "It looks like your older brother is the most popular. More than half of these fics are about him."

"What? Lemme see!" He pushed Shippo out of the way and squeezed in between Miroku and Sango to get a better look at the screen.

"Since when could you read?" asked Kagome.

"Since when could Miroku surf the internet?" he shot back. He read a few summaries and shook his head in disgust. "What's wrong these people? I'm the hero of the story, not that stupid Sesshomaru! He's a bad guy! He tried to kill me before, remember?"

"Yeah, but you cut off his arm once."

"Dammit Kagome, who's side are you on?"

"Sesshomaru's, according to this fanfic," said Miroku with glee, tapping the computer. "I think Kagome gets paired with Sesshomaru more than she gets paired with you!" he laughed.

"Yeah, and it looks like there's more SangoxSesshomaru fics than SangoxMiroku." Inuyasha retorted. Miroku stopped laughing.

"SessxKag, SessxKik, SessxRin, SessxSang, SessxAyame, SessxKagura..." Sango said, reading off the list of fics. "So he's pretty much been paired with every female in the series?"

"Hee-hee, Sesshomaru's a pimp!" Kagome giggled.

"I don't get it," said Inuyasha, "He's such a girly-man. Doesn't anyone else think he wears make-up? And what about that fluffy, boa thing of his? I mean, seriously! What's so attractive about that?"

"Yeah, really!" Miroku joined in. "That lucky bastard. What's he got that I don't?"

"Oh, what's wrong boys? Jealous much?" Sango teased.

"No!" they both replied, a little too quickly. Miroku sighed.

"How does he do it?" he wondered with envy. "What's his secret...?"

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Elsewhere, in front of another random computer, in another random place, sat the great, popular and pimp'n Sesshomaru. But, unlike the others, he was there for a real reason, whatsoever and all. He was typing something, nodding every now and then or stroking his chin and saying, "Hmm, yes, that sounds good." Finally, he saved his writing with a flourish and pulled up a webpage.

"Documents, upload, save, click, and...aha! There we go." He smiled smugly at the screen, admiring his work. "Take that, Inuyasha! Who's better now?"

Jaken shuffled up from behind. "Lord Sesshomaru, are you writing fanfics about yourself again?"

"Yes." He threw his head back and laughed. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Ah, um, it's a good story, my lord. But don't you think this is a little extreme, perhaps?"

"...Jaken?"

"Yes, my lord?"

"Shut up."


A/N: And the question to the disclaimer was, "What anime and manga series does Zana Moon not own?" If that's what you had, give yourself 500 points.

Ha-ha, this was pretty random. I'm not sure if Sesshomaru really is more popular than Inuyasha, but ya sure see a lot of Sesshomaru fics out there. All the ladies love him. But for what it's worth, Inuyasha, I like you more! -lol-