Welcome to chapter 9 *^*
And SO SORRY for being so late ;^; Seriously sorry ;A; I took so long hnnn gomen :C
A couple of things came together and yaaahh- basically I was in turkey and the internet sucked so bad and I could neither access the fanfiction page, nor even send e-mail. So I kinda really was rendered unable to send my beta anything or update my profile. T-T And when I was home hnnnnnn oh well- Life happens xDD
Anyway, let´s return to the story~ Will Shinra get his beetle? What is he really planning? Let´s find out xDD
Guest 2: Haha, well not the sweetest maybe after all, but hey the sweetness is approaching hehe C; I think so too, Izaya is just a sweet cookie that wants everyone to stay away from him since he means trouble :C And no worries xD Izaya´s father will get what he deserves C: xDD awwwww thank chu 3 I was hoping for things to be funny between them x'DD And of courseee Shinra belongs only to Celty hehe C: Sorry for being so late again ;A; I will be punctual from now on again xD
Anon: Sorrryyyy I am so late ;A; Haha yeah now that you said it, it does remind me of Kida with his beetles xD Also, also, I saw your review on no escape yesterday, no worries, I will update it today! xD Just a few changes have to be made in the plotline C: xDD
Reader: xDDD I´m glad you found it funny x'D I intended to make this one fun week, adding some romance there of course, tho I wondered if everyone would find my jokes funny x'D Shoving a fish down Izaya´s throat would be pretty hilarious though x'DDD Sorry I am updating so late :CI hope you will like how the story progresses now xD
Thank you very very much for correcting this chappy SoylentRamen~! cx
Well then enough rambling *^* I got a little surprise for you in the end note so please don´t skip it x'D
Enjoy~!
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ஜ Chapter 9: Nightly adventure ஜ
-Izaya´s point of view-
To Izaya´s surprise, it was quite easy to slip out of the building. He had expected at least one of those teachers to keep watch, but after they passed the dining room once more only to see all of them sitting there drinking wine, he realized they were all just slacking off.
Well, it was to be expected on a school trip.
Quietly, they made their way toward the front door, all of them in their sleeping clothes as they sneaked outside.
It wasn´t exactly cold, but neither was it warm. From afar, he could hear the blond grumble to himself, probably about how he would prefer to be sleeping now.
Shinra was walking right behind him, not the slightest intimidated. Really, Izaya wondered where he took the confidence from that Shizuo wouldn´t flip out one time and fling him through the air by accident.
He was really a strange one.
"Now what do you actually want?" he asked, loud enough for said weirdo to hear, but too quiet to let Shizu-chan in on the question.
The future doctor blinked, turning around.
"Hm? What are you talking about?" There was that grin though, that usual smile that Izaya just knew well enough already.
Stepping over some roots on their way, he rolled his eyes.
"Come on, you could just get some beetles yourself, what's the real reason you are dragging us with you?" There had to be something, Shinra was a bit unpredictable; not quite like Shizu-chan, but at least enough that Izaya was curious what he was planning on doing.
"I don´t know what you are talking about~"
Feigning innocence huh?
Fine then.
"What are you two babbling about?" Shizu-chan had turned around, facing the two with his usual frown still carved in place. He was so pissed by this whole little adventure.
Izaya had to admit, now that he thought about it, making Shizu-chan mad and pissing him off like this was quite amusing after all.
"Nothing~!" Shinra chirped instantly, his hair bobbing up and down as he almost stumbled over a thick root on the ground.
The trees being as thick as they were didn´t let a lot of moonlight through.
"We have to enjoy our young friendship~!" Shizuo raised an eyebrow at the statement.
"Young friendship?" A snort drew his attention to the flea who was skeptically glancing at their bespectacled friend.
"I doubt you can describe Shizu-chan and me as friends." And for once in his life, Shizuo actually had to agree with the flea.
"We don´t even get along," he added, but Shinra wasn´t even listening to them; instead, he took off in another direction, pushing some branches aside.
"Ah, we gotta turn left here," he suddenly announced, pointing to the side. "Truth to be told, I was here before, hanging a shirt of mine with honey smeared on it from a tree." A grin flashed over his face.
To be honest, Izaya was surprised. That meant Shinra had been planning on returning here for a while.
When did he walk here, though?
While they were getting ready for bed? Probably.
Though, if he had already hung a shirt with something as sweet-smelling as honey from a tree, he definitely didn´t need any help from either Shizu-chan or Izaya to search for beetles. They would be sticking to it anyway, so what did he need them for?
The reason he had dragged the two of them out here was still a riddle to him.
He didn´t have much time to worry about it, though, because the brunet was already squealing about something again. Though this time, it was not because of his precious imaginary girlfriend.
"Look! There are some!" And really.
In front of them, barely lit by the moonlight, Izaya could make out a tree.
A white shirt had been wrapped around it, and he suspected the yellowish spot on the shirt to be the honey Shinra mentioned. A few dark spots were crawling over the piece of cloth, obviously delighted by the sweet treat they found.
"Wooahh! Izaya look at those huge beetles!" And really, for once, Shinra wasn´t exaggerating. Those beetles were pretty huge.
"Heh, well now that we got your precious beetles, we can leave again, I guess?" Izaya nodded to himself, making the doctor pout.
"…what?" but Shinra didn´t say anything further. Instead, he scurried over to the tree, adjusting his glasses as he eyed the beautiful creatures.
"Ah, look at them, they are so pretty!" Shizuo frowned a bit at the comment. He wouldn´t call them pretty. They were just huge bugs.
"Shizu-chan doesn´t seem to be too happy that you found those gross bugs," Izaya commented with a snort, making the brunet look over.
"They aren´t gross! They are beautiful. Celty will be happy when I bring her one~!" Shinra chirped.
"Nope, they are gross. Huge and ugly. Reminds me of a certain brute." The raven smirked, glancing over to the blond who was inspecting those gross creatures.
"Oh, shut up, flea." A growl reached his ears and the blond moved away from the bugs, crinkling his nose.
Izaya grinned.
"Awww, don´t you want to make friends with your fellow buddies~? Look, I think it likes you!" And with that, Izaya took one of the bugs and tossed it towards the blond.
Shizuo froze, seeing that thing flying towards him- that gross thing with its huge wings, and that horn on top of its head, and those gross legs- the flea did not just fucking do that-
The thing landed on his chest, immediately grabbing onto the blond´s shirt with its tiny legs, attaching itself firmly-
What the actual fuck?!
Izaya could barely contain his laughter as Shizuo started to jump up and down, instantly ripping that shirt off himself as he shook himself in utter disgust.
Seriously, Izaya was laughing so hard his stomach started to hurt.
"Izaya, please. Was that necessary?" Shinra asked with a sigh, crossing his arms in front of his chest as the blond turned around, finally having calmed down from the unexpected attack and stormed towards the flea.
"You! Shitty flea!" Wood splintered and roots tore away from the ground as Shizuo blindly lifted a tree next to him.
"NO! Shizuo stop!"
"Huh?!" Growling, the brute paused, deciding to not throw the tree yet as he saw the brunette friend stare at him with wide eyes.
"Ahhh! They are flying away!"
... What?
He was confused, why was he looking at him like that?
Even Izaya was shaking his head and crossed his arms in front of his body.
"Really now, always blindly resorting to violence. Now look what you have done."
What he had done?
And suddenly he felt it, the sticky weird substance beneath his fingers-
Ah-
"You noticed too late, protozoan."
"Noo! Stay here!" Shinra was trying to keep track of the bugs as they flew away.
He had ripped out the tree that the bugs had been sitting on-
Shinra jumped after them, trying to catch at least one of them, only to find a river in front of him as he had to stop, the bugs flying carelessly to the other side of the water- the biggest of them all sitting down on a tree on the opposite side.
Izaya rolled his eyes as Shinra kept whining.
"Well done, protozoan, now they are out of reach."
"Noooo! It was so huge! It was perfect!"
"I didn´t mean to chase them away..." He really didn´t mean to. He just wanted to hit the flea with that tree. Guiltily, he looked at his friend who was still looking after them as they flew away.
He glanced over to the other side as well, but then he noticed something. Something huge, gross, and black.
"One of them is still there," he announced, clearly seeing that disgusting thing on the other side. Relieved, he made his way over to the river.
He could still get that one for Shinra.
"What are you doing Shizu-chan?" A vein popping at the sole sound of Izaya´s voice, Shizuo tilted his head backwards, looking at that hated flea. He was the only one at fault for this.
"I will go get it. Got a problem with that?" Honestly, that flea really could do nothing but annoy him.
The raven sighed. Honestly, that brute was too stupid for this planet.
"That river is flowing pretty fast you know. Have fun drowning- then again, you might just get washed down to the end of it, being the monster you are."
The blond blinked, glanced at the river in the dark, then down where it went. He probably would get washed away, wouldn´t he?
"You got a better idea then, flea?" he asked with a growl, stepping away from the river again.
"Actually, I do." Shinra squealed clapping his hands together as he swarmed around the raven.
"So I´m still going to get my beetle?" Izaya nodded.
"Shizu-chan could rip out that tree he loves so much and build a bridge with it, I could walk to the other side of the river and get that beetle." Clapping resounded in that dark night as Shinra applauded the more intelligent plan.
"That sounds great-!" Shizuo however frowned at that.
"You? On that tree? I would rather throw you into the water with it. Why can´t Shinra do it?"
"Shinra on a tree? Don´t kid me, that guy has no sense of balance."
"Oi, don´t talk about me as if I weren´t here!"
Izaya just cocked an eyebrow at the whining boy, focusing his attention on the blond instead.
"Are you gonna do it, or nah?" God how he hated this. But Izaya was probably right.
"Tch, fine, do what you want." Taking the tree he had ripped out before, he walked over to the river, slamming it down onto the ground-
The top of the tree was just long enough to reach the other side of the river, making it a perfect bridge for Izaya to pass across, though the technique with which he did sure was something he could work on.
"So brutish," Izaya added, amused, as he watched Shizu-chan hold onto that tree, keeping it from moving or being washed away. With steady steps, he stepped onto the trunk, balancing over the wood easily.
The blond growled, moving the tree just the slightest bit while Izaya walked on it, making the flea almost slip- A glare was sent over his shoulder as Shizuo grinned.
"So disgraceful." A sigh was to be heard and Shinra sat down on the grass while he waited for his friend to return.
"Shizuo, please don´t throw him in there before he gets my beetle."
"Oh, but afterwards is fine? What a fine friend you are, Shinra." How heartless; really, Izaya should keep better track of who he declared to be friends with.
It was only a minute until Izaya had reached the other side, got that beetle in his fingers and returned on the makeshift bridge.
"There you go. Can we all go to sleep again now?" The future doctor grinned, playing with that gross thing while he smiled like an idiot.
"Of course-!"
Finally.
The raven walked back the way they came from. Seriously, getting up in the middle of the night for a useless bug. Only Shinra could think of those things.
And it was cold, too- now that they had been outside longer, Izaya started to notice.
Starting to freeze, he made his way back to their room. Shinra and Shizu-chan were walking behind him all the while, and he could hear Shinra tell Shizuo something about bugs that definitely sounded like it grossed him out.
He would have joined the conversation, though truth to be told, now he was simply too tired to keep teasing the blond.
"Nighty night, guys-!" Shinra carelessly rambled while they were already inside their room again.
"Yeah yeah, good night, and please don´t wake us anymore." And with that, he closed the door, locking it again.
He swore, the next time someone knocked, he was so not going to open it. Wordlessly, he walked over to his bed once more, slipping into it and pulling the covers over his face.
"Good night, Shizu-chan."
The blond blinked, sitting in his own bed as he glanced over.
"Really, no more teasing? It´s weird to see you not act like an ass." Izaya cracked one eye open again, facing the brute who was still sitting there.
Was that protozoan not tired or something?
"I´m tired, Shizu-chan. And as far as I remember, I´m not the one who was immediately pissed off by someone's mere appearance."
Shizuo blinked. He didn´t expect that kind of response.
Though, he was right, wasn´t he?
...
Why had he even pissed him off when he first saw him? Nothing, probably. He had just been beating up some assholes, so he was probably just still raging and not thinking.
And after that, well Izaya had behaved like an asshole, getting him into trouble and shit.
Well, after that.
Somehow, Shizuo realized that he had kind of never even given Izaya a chance. And then he acted like an asshole towards him.
The raven sighed, content, snuggling into his pillow.
He had just been about to fall asleep when something shifted on his bed, making his eyes snap back open-
He jumped in surprise when he saw the brute sitting there, and flinched away just a bit when he saw a hand in front of his face. For a second he thought the brute would actually start a fight now, but no-
"Shizuo Heiwajima, nice to meet you."
...
What?
What was he-
It took a second, but then Izaya started to laugh. He laughed when he realized what the brute was doing there, when he remembered what the last thing he said was and connected the dots.
He was joking, right?
Was he actually offering to start over?
"You actually mean it?" Izaya asked, still laughing and believing this to be a very funny joke. But the brute didn't laugh.
"Kinda, yeah. You make an annoying enemy but maybe you know you could be less annoying as a sort of friend."
Izaya blinked.
Was he serious?
"So like, no fights anymore?" The blond shook his head.
"Now, that´s boring."
"For you."
Izaya tilted his head. He was actually serious, wasn´t he?
Shizu-chan trying to be friends with him?
That sounded like it would be one hell of a fun time- grinning, he took the blond´s hand, shaking it as a sign of accepting whatever stupid idea the brute had come up with.
"... okay. Why not give it a shot, sounds interesting in its own way."
Really now.
As if Shizu-chan and he could ever be friends or something of that sort.
"Orihara Izaya. Nice to meet you, Shizuo-kun." The blond cringed upon hearing the flea say his name that way.
"Call me Shizu-chan." The raven frowned a bit, confused.
"You always said you hate that name." The blond shrugged.
"Well, I do, but if you say Shizuo-kun it sounds like you're trying to mock me. And that will just piss me off even more than you actually just saying Shizu-chan all the time."
Laughter erupted from Izaya´s throat once more.
Really now. Shizu-chan was hilarious.
"Alright then, Shizu-chan-" he purred.
This would be one hell of an interesting week.
"Let´s see how long we can keep this up~"
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End of chapter 9 C:
Thank chu my dear friendy marta~ xD She had the idea of making Izaya throw the bug at Shizuo x'D
Hehe well then I hope you liked this change in events xDD Shizuo trying to make friends with the flea hehe~ this will be so much fun xDDDD
I hope chu liked it cx and sorry again for taking so long-
Anyway xD I got news for you! xD
I will be starting another two stories *^* xD
Now before people say this is a bad idea since then it´s 6 ongoing stories in total, no worries C:
I will be updating 3 stories each weekend. As you can see on my profile (where I will always post which chapters are coming out)
Next Sunday (24th.6.2016), I will update "The wish to disappear" 27, "Sinful desire" chapter 1 and "Survival of the doomed" 10
Together! with the PICTURE of twtd chapter 1 xD I didn´t forget haha nuh worries~ you will be getting the art I promised C: I hope it won´t disappoint you though x'D Giving my best here xD
And the following Sunday (31st.6.2016) I will update "No escape" 8, "Behind closed doors" 10 and "A single touch" chapter 1 *0* together with "I want to stay with you forever" chapter 38, the sexy chapter~ C; C; C; C; C;
The Sunday after that (7th.7.2016) I will update again "The wish to disappear" 28, "Sinful desire" 2 and "Survival of the doomed" 11 C;
And so on
So basically I will always update 3 stories each Sunday from now on C: And maybe an extra one shot or picture additionally, depends C; 4 updates a week were kinda a bit stressy to pull off for a long time span so I decided to settle for this instead C;
Also this way actually leaves me a lot more time to think about the actual plot, I mean I have 14 days from now on, like wow, if I get stuck I need not worry cuz the next update is only set in 14 days xD I need this especially since I´m slowly but surely getting drained for spontaneous ideas for Twtd and No escape xD
Moreover, I was just BURNING to write those two other stories xDDDD With all these dark stories, I was craving to write some smut xDD So hey~ If you miss the sexy times too you might like the "Sinful desire"~ C; xD And also, I kept getting ideas for "A single touch" (the rape story that was in my poll) so I just figured, if I´m already writing at it anyway I might as well post it xD
So hey~ Long author´s not is long xD
See you next Sunday C;
PS.: No escape will be updated today too! Sorry I am late with that one xD
