Kingdom of Heaven: Gone Rum II
Anarion Tari Culnama
"I cannot think of anything to write," admitted Balian.
"That is no problem," said Sibylla, approaching Balian's writing desk, "You can write about…ME."
"You? Very well," said Balian. He began to write:
"Sibylla is incredibly irritating at times. Once, I told her that she was the only woman I had ever seen eat. Then, she began shoving her face like a swine! I was sickened! And she also enjoys flaunting big, unsightly, jewelry! There is one jewel in particular that I loathe. It rests in the middle of her forehead…and it's absolutely revolting! She certainly has very bad taste in apparel! Another thing I cannot abide is that eye-liner! It is so unattractive, and it drives me mad! Sometimes, I want to rush over there and poke her eyes out! But I restrain myself. She also paints creepy dots on herself! Bizarre, huh? And lastly, her thinly veiled evil motives are growing unwished for, as is her 'I know more than everyone and their dog!' mentality. Phew. Glad I got that out. Sometimes it-"
"Can I see what you wrote?" asked Sibylla.
"Uh…how about not," replied Balian.
Finis
