Kingdom of Heaven: Gone Rum IV
One day, Sibylla was in her room, gazing at herself in the mirror. She was telling herself how beautiful she was, and that she deserved Balian's hand in marriage. She tried to figure out a way to dump Guy, her loutish husband.
"Maybe if I play mean tricks on him, he'll get angry and leave on his own," she said quietly to herself.
That night, she sneaked into Guy's room, a large bowl of warm water in hand. Unfortunately, she neglected to remember what she was doing and drank it. She was making a great deal of noise in slurping it down, when she realized that it was not water, but a potent beverage.
Sibylla coughed primly and not-so-primly dumped the contents of the bowl on Guy.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Guy spluttered, thrashing manically. "I'm drowning!" When he fully awoke, he decided that Balian had done it, so he made all speed to Ibelin to call him a few bad names that I had best not include herein.
Meanwhile, Sibylla discovered a bed full of beautiful, assorted flowers. She commenced rolling in them.
"What are you doing?" inquired Balian, eyeing her curiously.
"I like flowers!" replied Sibylla jovially, tossing some lilies into the air.
"Ow!" shrieked Saladin, racing away, chased by a swarm of angry bees. "AHHHHH!"
A few days later, Saladin returned with Guy, whom he had hypnotized, and lobbed him into a pit.
"Hey! Let me out of here!" yelled Guy.
Saladin, Balian, and Sibylla meandered away, laughing.
Finis
