If I were invisible, would you have just asked me that question?" asked tall skinny white boy. "No..." I replied. "Well, now I... am... NOT INVISIBLE!" Cried tall skinny white boy. "I knew that, now, what is your name?" I asked. "Winston." Replied the tall skinny white boy whose name was Winston. "So Mr.Winston, what is the matrix, who is Mr.Anderson, and why did that man stick a bug into my stomach?" I asked. "The matrix is a complex computer program designed to oppress the humans, you are Mr.Anderson, and that bug will kill you the next time you enter the matrix."
I looked to the side and said, "So, what are we going to do, I can't enter this matrix you speak of, so how can I help you?" I asked. "You can't enter THE matrix, but you can enter A matrix." Winston replied. "What the hell?" I asked. "There is more than one matrix Neo." Winston said. "Who the fuck is Neo?" I cried. "You are Neo." Replied Winston. "But I thought I was Mr.Anderson!" I shouted as I really began to get pissed off. "You are Mr.Anderson." calmly stated Winston. "But I'm also Neo?" I asked as I started to calm down. "Yes" stated Winston. "So I have three personalities?" I wondered aloud. "No, you only have one." said Winston. "Then how the hell do I have three names?" I asked hotly. "Neo is an anagram of one, you are the one. The agents call the one Mr.Anderson. So your true name is Joe, the agents call you Mr.Anderson, and all of Zion will call you Neo." replied Winston. "My name is Paul…" I whispered. "YOUR NAME IS FREAKING JOE!" Shouted Winston. "O…K… my name is Joe…" I cautiously said. "Ok, now that we have that cleared up, I am going to stick these really long needles into your arms, legs, spine, and head.
