"Umm… I don't like needles." I said. "Well, it's the needles, or I can hit you over the head with this hot poker, and install the needles when you're unconscious." Retorted Winston. "Can I have the hot poker method?" I asked. "No, I was being a smart asBUTT!" Winston corrected himself at the last second. "I hate you." I stated. "I hate you too buddy."
The next thing I knew, I was in a big white room with Samuel L. Jackson and the girl in the tight leather unitard. "Where are we? And who is the girl in the tight leather unitard?" I asked "We are in our own matrix, and this is Winston." replied Samuel L. Jackson. "… Wasn't Winston the tall skinny white boy?" I asked. "He is in real life, but he took the Red Pill AND the Blue Pill. Now when he enters the matrix, he becomes a woman." Samuel L. Jackson said.
"What pills?" I asked. "The Red Pill and the Blue Pill! You know, Trinity asked you which one you wanted, and you chose the Red Pill!" Samuel L. Jackson said. "I have no idea what you're talking about… and who is Trinity?" I asked as I drifted into a state of pure and utter confusion. "Trinity… you did give him a choice didn't you?" Samuel L. Jackson said in a tone of annoyance. "Gee, about that…" Winston started to say. "This is fuckin' great! You didn't give the One a choice!" Samuel L. Jackson shouted. "I didn't want there to be the risk of him saying no…" Winston mumbled. "Well, we might as well explain," Samuel L. Jackson said hotly "the pills are complex computer programs that… umm… do stuff that lets us track you or wipe your memory" "So, why are we here?" I asked. "Weapons!" replied Winston quirkily. "Weapons… this is just a big empty room." I said. "hold on, TANK, GET US SOME WEAPONS!" Winston shouted. Rows of guns flew in from nowhere, one row hit me, and I was carried with it, away from my friends. "SHIT!" I cried. Apparently shit was the word that logs you into a matrix. I had just enough time to grab an automatic shotgun.
