When I was unplugged I saw Tank waiting for me, he said, "Neo, you have to see the oracle." I was slighly shocked, "Damn, can I get a shower?" I asked. "No." replied Tank. "Why didn't you just tell me to go there when I was jacked in a minute ago?" I asked. "Because I don't like you" was my awnser.
5 minutes later I was in the matrix and Winston was leading me to the oracle. I walked into an appartment, as Winston directed me to, and there was a child bending spoons with his mind. He looked nothing like an agent, so I knew it had to be a trap. I screamed like a little girl and threw him out a window to his death.
A girl who was levitating blocks looked up at me like she was going to cry and said, "That was my brother jackass!" I looked from the mangled body in the street, to her. "I'm sorry," I said "I thought he was an agent." "HOW COULD HE BE AN AGENT? YOU BASTARD!" she screamed as she started to 'levitate' blocks at my head. I dodged three of the blocks, but the fourth hit me in the face and broke my nose. "Dat 'urb 'ou 'ibble bish!" I cried as I jumped up and started to beat the shit out of the little girl. Then an old lady came out of a room and said "Joe! What the hell are you doing to my daughter?" I gave her a blank stare and said, "She broke my noseā¦" "Then how the hell are you talking? And where is the blood?" she asked as she pulled a fully automatic shotgun from under her coat.
