this will be a harem fanfic list will be at the end.

The zords will be a summon contract and still be combining

There will be some major bashing of sasuke, sakura and civilian council Kakashi and some minor bashing of jiraiya

Naruto will have all powers from dino gems from S.P.D and operation overdrive and can use all weapons

''Normal talking''

''Demons/zen aku/summon/Animus talking''

(spirt/divine being talking)

''jutsu/spells''

[mechanicals talking]

When Naruto got to training ground 44 Anko said ''well blondie it looks like you and your team are disqualified sorry about that'' but Naruto walked up to Anko and handed her the bit of paper that the first examiner gave him and when Anko read it then she told him ''okay go to your team''

One of the examinees who didn't like what had happen shouted ''hey lady how comes he can stay but you disqualified some team for the same reason''

Then all of a sudden there was a cut on the on the guys cheek then Anko was standing behind him with a kunai at the guys throat then said ''he has a good reason for being late the others was slow are you okay with that''

The guy looked like he as about to shit himself said '' yes ma'am''

Anko said ''good'' then she walks up to the stand once she to the stand she said ''all right you little shits for the next five day this little forest behind me is going to be your home as the next part of the exam is survival and the assistance will be handing out a leaflet that you need to sign it is to say that is any of you gets killed it is not Konoha's fault''

Then a random participant shouted ''so we get to kill''

Anko said ''yes you get to kill once all of you have sign the leaflet, I will tell you the goal of this survival exam is'' once everyone had signed the leaflet Anko continued ''alright you lot now that you have signed here is the goal each team will have one of two scrolls a heaven or earth you goal is to get the other so if you have an heaven you need the earth scroll and vice versa as well as survive the forest behind me''

Once every team has a scroll then each team is standing in front of one of the many gates the surrounded the forest then the gates open shortly after Naruto and his team stopped then Yuzu said ''why did we stop Naruto''

Naruto looked at his girls and said ''sorry girls but I need to take care of business''

Both girls blushed and said ''okay'' then Naruto went behind some bushes to take care of his business

Shortly after Naruto reappeared then they started to walk when Naruto suddenly said ''so who is taking care of the scroll''

The girls stopped and got ready for an attack and Haku said '' who the fuck are you''

'Naruto' said ''what is with the sudden hostility I am Naruto''

Yuzu said ''no you are not''

Then the fake Naruto then dropped the genjitsu then said ''well you certainly don't care about your teammate''

Haku said with a knowing tone ''well here's we do care, but we know he can take care of himself, so I am sure he is causing some sort of trouble for some other team''

The ninja said ''well I really doubt that after all it just took one chop to the back of the neck and he was out''

Then there was bushes rustling behind him then Naruto came out while rubbing the back of his neck and said ''hey sorry it took me so long same asshole took me out while I was relieving myself I mean what kind of pervert would knock someone put while they are taking a piss then when I wake up I find out I have been robbed so the heaven scroll is gone it is a good thing I use seals'' then he looks and sees the ninja that knocked him out ''oh looks like you have compony and I is the pervert that knocked me out''

The ninja shouted ''hey I am not a pervert''

Yuzu said ''then why did you knock someone out when he was taking a leak''

Naruto looked at the ninja and said ''if you want to knocked someone out do it right'' And before anyone else says anything Naruto used his speed to get behind him then used his strength and does the same thing he did to him and the ninja just fell like a slab of meat then he looked some where else and shouted ''are you lot coming down or am I going up and if I do go up you will be coming down then team seven showed up and Sasuke said ''now I will take what should be mime''

Naruto took a deep sigh and said ''haven't we done this dance before where you attack me I pit you in the ground then you lie to the council well this time I can do so much more then bruise your ego I can break your bones then drag you to the tower''

''now now there is no need to get violent'' said a ninja from the grass village

Naruto looked and said ''what do you want grass nin and what is with the creepy vib your giving off''

The grass nin said ''I am here for Sasuke-kun and to give him a little gift'' then he started to attack team seven was on the ground in a matter of seconds but team eleven put up a much better fight then the nin done some hand signs then said ''summoning jutsu'' then summoned 40 foot snake then said ''keep them occupied while I gift Sasuke-kun my gift'' then his neck starched then he bit Sasuke on his neck then fled into the forest while team eleven looked like they was having trouble and Naruto got eaten but the Yuki twins looked shocked but used there ice bloodline and attacked on the inside Naruto having had enough said ''I have had enough of this shit time to get serious'' then he was surrounded by some sort of blue aura then said '' Ancient Mystic Mode'' once the transformation the said ''uthe Mejor'' then he was surrounded the mystic then he began to grow

on the outside Haku and Yuzu saw the middle of the snake began to expand at an alarming rate then the snake exploded and Naruto was kneeling down then he began to shrink then Naruto looked and saw his girls running towards him he stand up and said ''hey girls how are you''

when the girls was close enough, they tackle him into a hub and Yuzu said ''thank goodness you're okay''

''of course, I'm okay who do you think I am'' Naruto said

''well you had us worried'' Haku said

Naruto saw the look on their faces then said ''okay I am sorry I will try and be more careful come on let's find the moron, so he doesn't do anything stupid'' then they spent the next few hours looking for team seven

When they did he was in the middle of brutally beating someone was who was from sound and the rest of the rookies was all beaten up then Naruto said ''if that is you taking care of yourselves then you are not ready to be a chunnin yet''

Sasuke looked up and saw Naruto said ''ahh finally now I can take my power you took from me dope''

''well for starters Ii this power I have is not yours nor is it mine to give so bring it as not matter if you are using a power that is corrupted, I will still beat the shit out of you'' Naruto challenge then turned to his girl and said in a demanding tone ''you two stay here'' when the twins nodded he jumped down

Sasuke didn't even let Naruto hit the ground when he hit him and sent him hurling though several trees then went through several hand seals and said ''fire style grand fire ball'' then shot it at the fallen trees once the fire started there was no sign of Naruto and Sasuke said now ''then time to claim what is mine''

Before Sasuke could move there was a storm cloud then there was a down pour then the fire the Sasuke started was put out once the fire was put out Naruto stood up with some slightly burned clothes then said ''nice try asshole you will need to do better then that'' then he run up to Sasuke then punched him as hard as he could without use the super part and he went through several trees then several clones appeared and each of them had a scroll then said ''so guy guys what do you need''

Kiba said ''we need the heaven scroll''

Shikamaru said ''this is so troublesome, but we need an earth one''

''okay here you go'' Naruto said as he gave the teams the scroll that they needed then they went on their way and left both scrolls for team seven

the next day Team eleven made it to the tower an hour after Naruto was summoned by the hokage and when he got there Hiruzen said ''ahh Naruto-kun what is this I hear that you took on Orochimaru''

Naruto looked confused then said ''Ohh you are talking about that creepy snake pedo guy that gave the emo-moron a hiky that made him go more of a fight crazed looney then he already is''

The hokage sweet dropped ''well that is one way of putting it but yes that was him''

''well that would explain why I had use my powers'' Naruto said nonchalantly then Naruto told the hokage what had happened then asked ''hey old man what is the deal with that hiky any way''

Hiruzen look at the boy then said ''well my boy you should know that it mark is called the cursed seal and it gives the wearer a tremendous power but it also corrupts the user and unfortunately Anko has one''

Naruto looked at the old man and said ''well I might be able to get rid of them''

The hokage then looked at Naruto then said ''I'm sorry but I must have missed heard you as I think you said you might be able to remove it''

''That is what I said just call Anko here and I can try'' Naruto said

''okay cat get me Anko'' the hokage said the there was a blur

Five minutes later Anko came though the door and said ''you wanted to see me sir''

''yes, I did Anko well you see Naruto here said that he might be able to remove that cursed seal'' replied Hiruzen

Anko looked shocked looked at her boyfriend and said ''can you really get rid of this curse''

''I might so if you can show me the seal then I will see what I can do'' Naruto said

''well if you do get rid of it I will let you use me like I am a sex doll not matter what so you can be as gentle you as rough with me as you like'' Anko stated then she moved her neck to the side and with her hand she move the top of her shirt to the side revealing the cursed seal

Naruto reached into his ninja pouch and brought out a mystic morpher then he flipped it open then pushed a button on the side and there was another flip to the morpher and it had some sort of crystal on it then he pointed the tip of the morpher at the seal then said ''finishio cursed seal'' then the crystal released some sort of dust and the dust went to the cursed seal then got rid of anything and everything that was related to the seal

The hokage was shocked so much that his jaw hit the floor then Anko who couldn't feel the seal any more went over to the mirror and saw that it was gone she then bolted to Naruto and gave him a heated kiss Naruto was surprized by this his mind went dead and before it could restart Anko brock the kiss and said in a seductive tone ''looks like you get a fuck doll to play with in a few days'' then she walks out with some spring in her step

Hiruzen shook his shock then said ''Naruto I want you to remove the seal from Sasuke''

Naruto looked at the old man like he had grown a second head and said ''are you crazy old man there is no way that Sasgay will stand still and let me remove it with his goddess complex I mean Hana tells me that he is going to the clans and asking them to train him you should hear some of the things that he says it like he is god on earth and it makes me sick'' then he walks to the door and said something in a joyous tone ''well of I go to remove something that the teme doesn't need but wants''

Once the door closes the hokage says to no one in particular ''he is and will take great pleasure in removing the cursed seal from the Uchiha''

''you are right about that hokage-sama'' said an anbu who had a cat mask

''ahh Yugao how are you feeling'' asked the old man

''I'm good hokage-sama but I am a bit nervous'' Yugao replied

The hokage looked at Yugao and now what she was nervous about then said ''I am sure that Naruto is nervous just as much if not more so then you are as this is going to affect him the most''

''you might be right sir but why isn't he showing that he is nervous'' Yugao asked

The hokage took a few moments before answering ''that is an answer I can't answer you but I might have a possible answer it might be due to the chunnin exam's he is worrying about that for now then it will be that but I can not give you a definite answer now you are relieved of duty until you can walk properly''

''thanks, hokage-sama for the advice'' Yugao said before heading to the door

''think nothing of it and please don't overdo it as I don't want some of the best kunoichi I have off due to not being able to walk properly'' the hokage said

The next day

We find every single participant that manage to pass the second part in a hall with the hokage and several instructors then the hokage took a couple steps forward and said ''congratulation to all of you that passed the second part now as there are so many of you we are holding preliminaries to get it to a respectable number but as there are an odd number of you one of you will have to fight again''

Then Kabuto put his hand up and said ''I will not be able to go any further hokage-sama as I am low on chakra''

''it alright we all have our limitation and you are'' said the aged hokage

''my name is Kabuto hokage-sama'' Kabuto said as he walks away but what Kabuto didn't realize was that the hokage discreetly signalled the anbu to grab the boy when he walks out the door

After a couple of minutes to make sure that nobody else wants to quite the hokage said ''right now then each one of you have been placed in this randomizer and which two people show up will be fighting know here there is no killing now I will hand you off to Anko'' (fights are same as canon as I can't remember who fights who and I am not that good at describing fight)

After all the fights was done and lots was drawn the people that was in the final part of the exam was on the main floor while the people who didn't make it was on the platforms when Anko said ''Alright you lot here is the fights''

Match 1 is Naruto vs Neji

Match 2 is Sasuke vs Gaara

Match 3 is Kankuro vs Shino

Match 4 is Temari vs Shikamaru

Match 5 is Samui vs Haku

Match 6 is Kurosuchi vs cloud nin

Match 7 is Haku vs mist nin

Match 8 is mist nin vs Yugito

Match 9 is winner 1 vs winner 2

Match 10 is winner 3 vs winner 4

Match 11 is winner 5 vs winner 6

Match 12 is winner 7 vs winner 8

Match 13 is winner 9 vs winner 10

Match 14 is winner 11 vs winner 12

Match 15 is winner 13 vs winner 14

The hokage was now standing on a stand with the rest of the instructors the hokage stepped forward and said ''first I must say congratulations to you sixteen competitors now that you know the match up are for the final part of the exam you have the next month to train secondly I thank all of you that participating in the exams now that is all''

A/n the next chapter will tack me a little while as in the word of a wise but cranky old man I must do research

In harem Rika (fem kyuubi), Anko, Kurenai, Hana, Yugao, Fem haku, Yuzu (oc haku twin) Valkyrie (fem kami), Nico robin (one piece)

Going to join Koyuki, Kushina, Mikoto, Tsunade, Shizune, Samui, Temari, Zarya Jade (maybe)