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"Speaking"
Flashbacks
Thoughts

/Hiei/

(Kagome)
Kurama
Sapphire
+Raven+
.:Starfire:.


This Chapter is dedicated to:

Lady Dragon Kitsune

Duzellluver

Thank for the Reviews and the encouragement!


Last Time:

"I am to be thinking that I have done the beating to you of your actions." The 'lovers' escaped the kiss, ruby staring at dark lavender. The women who was unconscious started to come to. Her eyes slowly battered and looked towards the scene and laid in shock. Blackfire spoke.

"Yes, Master Naraku…"


This Time:

Chapter Eight: Rescued, The Forth Wall Penetrated

T Tower Medical Laboratory; 8:59 P.M

A blue, almost lighting-like object flashed past by Raven and Starfire making the half-demons hair temporarily float. The blast was successful as it hit Naraku square in the abdomen. He flew towards the already destroyed wall and his torso slammed against the edge of the wall. The other three sisters stared at the bed and saw their sibling one eye closed, holding her left arm, palm faced open. She whispered one horse word before once again passing out. "Bingo..."

Blackfire just stood there blankly, trying to comprehend what just happen. 'She, my sister took out...no...NO!' Blackfire began to run towards the medical bed, charging her star bolts, just as she was about to end her sister's life...

"BLACKFIRE!" She quickly looked up only to collapse on the floor. Robin put away his Kendo stick and stood up. "I warned you."

"ROBIN! CYBORG BEHIND YOU!" Cyborg turn around and slightly trembled, behind them was a HUGE monster like demon. He had piercing crimson eyes, wavy levitating hair, which to be honest didn't look that well...right and that's the nice way to put it. The villain's attire was odd, to say the least. It looked like some sort of casual suit except a neat, large ribbon was in the back. Also little flowers covered the silky green texture. All in all it looked like a floral print, casual suit.

"Nice dress, lose a bet?" The Titans mechanical friend aimed at his target and locked on his position.

"How dare you insult the greatest villain of all time! THIS is a kimono, and YOU are dead!" The Earth started rumbling, cracks begun to form on the metal floors.

"Cyborg! Lookout! Tentacle roots will appear from the- ow...that's gonna leave a mark." The Tameranian creature flinch as her hand twitched near her mouth.

"Azarath Metrion..."

"STAR! I'd appreciate it if you'd lend a hand, Rae that means yo-"

"ZINTHOS!" A piece of the Tower broke off and slammed the monster away from piercing Cyborg's stomach. "You were saying?"

"Uh...I was saying...Starfire you reaaaally should lend a hand!"

Clap Clap Clap.

"I didn't mean that literally!" Cyborg barked. "And let's get rid of before Testicles over there before he wakes up."

"Uh I believe tentacles is the proper name." Cyborg looked at Starfire nonchalantly then grinned.

"I know!"

"Whatever... let's end this already. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Raven's eye once again flamed black as her hand's shadow grew bigger. She grabbed 'Master Naraku', making sure to squeeze him extra hard. Her hand back lashed sending Naraku flying out of city borders.

"Victory is ours! All we must do is send Blackfire back to the Citadel prison!" Starfire flipped out a green star shaped object and press several buttons. "Blandral? Zaul Blandral! Istkal Koriand'r! Nal Nal, Skeni malsk Komand'r octenhger. Xdeplgar!" She ended the transmission and tucked the phone in her belt. "They'll be here in thirty Citadel minu-" A massive spaceship appeared before the missing chunk of concrete outside of the medical lab. "Oh they're here!" Starfire picked up Blackfire, and flew to the top of the ship. Distantly, you could hear her scream 'BLANDRAL!' After handing her sister over, she bid the Citadelian a fond farewell and returned to her position.

"Duuuude...what just happened?" Beast Boy showed up Between Raven and Cyborg with his forehead completely covered in bandages. "What's that green thing Star was holding?"

"Whadda heck was she talking bout?"

Is this a dream cause by parallelization from Cancer?"

"What is the problem, you are acting as if you have never to heard the Tameran language!" Starfire stuck her nose in the air offensively.

"Starfire, it's not like that, Beast Boy, Robin, and Cyborg are just...well morons." The Azarath being piped out nervously. None of the boys had seen her sister when she was angry, angry, and if they did...the T Tower would need some serious renovating.

"Hey!" The 'men' of the team whined while the others were comforting each other. "It's not like you knew what she said, none the less me, Cy, and BB!"

Raven smirked and glared deviantly at Robin. "Actually it IS like that, you see-"

"Oh great!" Beast Boy moaned. "More 'Rae-ven' talk! Now she's gonna ramble on and on about how right she is on EVER-" Beast Boy's mouth was soon covered in a glowing black tape.

"WHICH is more than I can say for you!" Raven hissed, with her hand still flung out, a reddish tint flustered her pale face.

.+Calm down Raven, don't want to make the Tower collapses now do we? ...Actually now that I think about it...+

.:Raven... Thee 'morons' are looking at you rather strangely, perhaps you should...talk:.

"ANYWAY, what Starfire said was 'Blandral? Hi Blandral! It's Starfire! Yup, uh-huh...it's Blackfire again. Okay see ya soon!' Any questions?...Yes Cyborg?"

"Uh...how do you know what she said?"

"Let's just say... Our languages are very similar, enough said." She glanced at her audience and spoke at the sight of one deeply in contemplation. "What's wrong Robin?" He glanced up and broke his train of thought.

"Hm? Oh I was just wondering why on Earth would the auth-" Four different pairs of hands clamped against Robins mouth as he was about to finish.

"Robin! What were you thinking!" Beast Boy cried.

"Yeah! You-know-who said we're not allowed to break the Forth Wall!" Raven mumbled.

"If she finds out what you almost did!" Cyborg whimpered

"There is no telling what she might have prepared for you!" Starfire shushed.

Every collapsed in relief when nothing happed shortly after.

"That was close!" As soon as they blinked, Robin was in a tutu, Raven was a Valley Hills girl, Starfire was in white make up and all black clothing, Beast boy was a human colored...drag no offense to ANYONE out there and I apologize IF I offended anyone and Cyborg was...

"Like oh my god! Please someone totally just like strike me in the head with a blunt object!" Raven twirled her hair and giggled?

"Who cares? This would've never happened if Robin hand kept his mouth shut. Now excuse me while I sit in a dark corner and gloom." Starfire spat out, playing with her pierced nose ring.

"Can someone hand me some gas and a match? I want to burn my clothes off!" Robin twisted and turned trying to remove his tutu as quick as possible.

"Oh how cliché for Cyborg... well at least in his form he's used to the feeling." Beast Boy murmured, digging into the contents of his leather purse.

"Aw man! Why'd I have to be a bear again! At least I'm not wearing a tutu..." Cyborg grumbled.

"Oh yeah and I'd much rather wear a clown suit!" Robin bit out sarcastically.

"YO! DON'T BE MAKING FUN OF CLOWN SUITS! Damn I'm glad this is only till the next cha-"

"CYBORG!" Everyone in the room boomed. "Forth wall remember!"

The bear inside the clown suit sighed as he slumped against the wall. "Right...sorry..."

"Hey...Cyborg?" grinned Robin.

"What!"

"Aren't Clowns supposed to be happy?" Robin ran behind Starfire's corner quickly for protection.

"Yo! THAT'S IT! COME'RE YA LIL WANNABE- OH WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS- GET OVER HERE!"

"Let not fight, let's be bright! Got to sleep, snug'n tight!" Raven cheered.

"How bout we just go to sleep and pretend none of this happened?" Starfire yawned.

"That sounds good" Beast Boy, er Girl...Person started scratching 'where-the-sun-don't-shine'

"PLEASE tell me you didn't catch anything..." Starfire backed away disgusted.

"Nah, she said it was her first time." Person I dunno what to call'um! said reassuringly.

Starfire turned around and placed her hand on the door and shook her head. "We're screwed..." and left to her room after Raven.

End of Chapter Eight


'The Forth Wall' is a theory that sustains the very fabric of a play, show, story from real life. For example if Robin had said 'Hm? Oh I was just wondering why on Earth would the author made this much dialogue in this chapter!' It would've shown that the characters know of our world and universe. Same thing goes for Cyborg if he had finished saying 'Damn I'm glad this is only till the next chapter!'

Anyways I felt like I needed more humor inside my story... I know My humor isn't exactly up to par with the worlds so most people thought this was a stupid chapter or a 'filler chapter'.

We'll see next time on another exciting chapter of My True Love Yusuke!