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Anyways... So this chapter is mostly just dialoge. I didn't plan it that way, but I decided there should be at least one chapter purely conversation. So... here it is. takes a deep breath
Chapter Three
"God… where is she!"
"Calm down. It's not like this is killing you."
"Maybe it is."
"You're acting like a child."
"It's your fault, you could have just walked out of the room. But Heaven forbid Malfoy be decent for once."
"At least I don't whine like a three year old."
"Pipe it."
"Pipe it? Who says pipe it?"
"I do."
"Ugh, and I thought you were immature before."
THUD"Ow! What was that for?"
"Calling me a three year old!"
"So you threw a candle at me!"
"Did I miss?"
"Actually, that was a pretty good throw."
"Really? You think so?"
"Where did you learn that?"
"I had to learn to aim if I was going to be Harry's friend."
"Ha, that's true. Wait a second…"
"Oh… my…"
"Did that just happen?"
"It must be the fumes…"
"And of course all the water…"
"It's not our fault."
"Exactly."
"I mean, we couldn't control having a normal conversation in such a relaxing state."
"No one could."
"Let's just forget it happened."
"Forget what happened?"
"Clever." Hermione leaned against the wall and stared at the ceiling. Lana will die when she hears about this.
"I wonder if someone had a stroke and everyone forgot we're in here."
"Who's complaining now?"
"I'm more worried about the money. I paid for privacy."
"You'll get a refund, don't worry your pretty little head off."
"You think I'm pretty?"
"Try disgusting."
"But you just said…"
"I said disgusting. I don't know what you heard, but I know what I said. I think you're hearing things. Or maybe hallucinating. You should get that checked out."
"Embarrassed?"
"Sick."
"I don't think so."
"I do, trust me."
"Do I really make you sick?"
"I could vomit my intestines as we speak."
"Harsh, Granger."
"Harsh? You don't know harsh."
"Still bitter about the Mudblood business?"
"It's a tender subject."
"Did I scar you for life?"
"Ha! Only physically. I still remember that 'joke' you played on graduation."
"I told you that was an accident."
"Oh, right. You just happen to drop a fortuitous beaver on my head that was extremely volatile. I don't know what Dumbledore was thinking making you Head Boy."
"He was thinking logically. Is your ear okay? That beaver sure did a number on you."
"I'm not deaf, so I guess I'm fine."
"Obviously."
"I'd prefer the beaver over being tapped with a ferret any day. Beavers are cuter."
"So is that why you insist on looking like one?"
"Kind of how you choose to resemble a ferret?"
"I vaguely recall looking like a ferret."
"Oh, I sure do! You even squealed like one! Do you think you could make that sound you made when Moody sent you flying?"
THUD
"OOWWW! That was my head!"
"It's difficult to miss, with it being so large."
"I didn't know you used facial cleanser…"
"Give it back."
"No. You threw it at me, I keep it."
"Well, I guess I'm doing you a favor… you sort of need it."
THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
"What the hell, Granger! Stop!"
"Only because I ran out of things to throw."
"Have you ever heard of taking medicine for that PMS rage of yours?
THUD
"Stop it! I thought you ran out of things to throw!"
"I remembered I still had your facial cleanser."
((&))
"What makes you think they'll fall in love?"
"Dora, my dear, I know they won't now. They're too immature, but later on…"
