The Dimension of Weirdness
Part Two Chapter 6. The Characters MeetThe big blue and green round whirly thingy appears in a totally different dimension where the trees are fluro pink and the grass is blue. The big blue and green round whirly thingy spits out everybody in the order they were taken, including Tiara in her capsule, and then disappeared. Tiara steps out of her capsule.
"What in the world?" asks Goku.
"I think the question is, where in the world," says Leanne.
"Hi," says Ash to Tiara. "I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town and I want to be the worlds greatest Pokèmon master."
"What the hell is a Pokèmon?" asks Tiara.
"You've never heard of a Pokèmon?" asks Ash.
"No," says Tiara.
Ash turns to Pikachu. "You want to show them what a Pokèmon is Pikachu?"
Pikachu nods its head up and down and then says "Pika."
"Go for it Pikachu," encourages Ash.
"Pi…ka…chuuu!" yells Pikachu. At these words, a stream of thunder comes from Pikachu and rises to the sky. Pikachu stops yelling and the lightning stops coming.
"That's amazing," says Gohan, snapping out of his daydream state.
"That's pathetic," says Vegeta. "Even I can do that."
"Pika?" asks Pikachu.
"What is that infernal creature saying?" demands Vegeta.
"Aww, come on," says Ash. "It's not that hard to understand." Vegeta glares at him. "Is it?"
"Are you joking?" asks Vegeta. "No one can understand that thing."
"I can do something too," says Augumon.
"It talks," says Brock, fascinated.
"What useless thing can you do then?" asks Vegeta tonelessly.
"It's all right Augumon," says Tai. "We should trust them. We're in the same predicament."
"Ok, Tai," says Augumon. Augumon shouts, "Pepper breath" and a ball of fire comes out. Augumon's pepper breath rises higher and higher upwards like Pikachu's lightning.
"Um…excuse me," says Misty. Everyone takes their attention off Augumon's Pepper Breath to look at Misty. "Does anyone know where we are?" she continued.
Everyone but Vegeta shakes his or her head in the answer no. "What's wrong with it here anyway?" asks Goku. Everyone except Vegeta goes into an explanation of what's wrong. Goku gets confused. "The trees are brown, the grass is yellow, no blue families, are things are fluro pink, we don't know any red. What? The trees are yellow, the grass has no family, there's no blue on our things, we don't know fluro pink, and the sky is brown. What?"
"Oh, for Kami's sake!" says Vegeta loudly. Everyone stops talking to Goku and turns to face Vegeta. Vegeta says, "The trees are fluro pink, the grass is blue, the bushes are brown, the sand is red, our families aren't here, our things aren't here and we don't know where we are."
"I didn't know you felt so strongly about this, Vegeta," says Goku innocently.
Vegeta sighs. "Once an idiot, always an idiot," he says. Vegeta walks to a tree a few feet away and sits down. Leanne follows him over to the tree and also sits down.
"It looks like she's talking to… Who is it? Vegeta?" says Misty.
"Forget about what's-his-name," says Ash. "He's cranky."
"Do we have any food or drink with us?" asks Tai.
"Let me look in my capsule," says Tiara. Tiara walks over to her capsule and starts looking around for something to eat or drink.
"I wonder if she'll find anything," says Brock.
"I hope she does," says Augumon.
"Pika," says Pikachu in agreement.
"I'll go over and help her look," says Goku. Goku walks over and starts looking.
"I wonder if my dad will have better luck," says Gohan.
"I found something!" Goku suddenly shouts.
"I told you," says Tiara, "it's not good enough."
"What did you find Goku?" asks Ash.
"A jellybean," says Goku. "Mmm, a green jellybean."
"Congratulations Goku," says Brock, not looking too happy. Everyone's face turns from excited to gloomy.
"Aww, come on," says Goku. "At least it's something."
"That's great, isn't it?" says Tiara sarcastically. "We're going to live off one jellybean for however long were stuck here."
Goku looks at the jellybean. "Well if you don't want it, I'll eat it," he says. Goku chucks the jellybean up into the air. When it finally comes down, about 5 minutes later, Goku opens his mouth and the jellybean falls inside.
"That's fine," says Tiara, with a smirk on her face, "considering you found it on the floor."
"I rid?" asks Goku, his mouth full of jellybean.
"Yes," says Tiara.
"Spit it out dad!" shouts Gohan.
"Yeah," says Tai.
"It could make you sick," says Augumon.
"Pika, pika pika," adds Pikachu.
"All right ren," says Goku.
Goku spits out the jellybean. The jellybean rockets upwards going further and further away, "Like a comet!" says Ash.
"Let's see how Vegeta's going, dad," says Gohan.
"Great idea, Gohan," says Goku. Goku and Gohan start to walk towards Vegeta and Leanne. Since no one knows what else to do, they follow them.
As they get closer, they can hear what Vegeta and Leanne are talking about. "That's absurd," says Vegeta. "How would I not know my own daughter?"
"I told you," says Leanne. "It was Moshe."
Vegeta lowers one eyebrow. "I still don't believe you," he says.
Leanne sighs. "Oh, hallo," she says, noticing that everyone was standing nearby.
"Who's Moshe?" asks Goku.
"I warn you Kakarott," says Vegeta, "mind your own busness if you know what's good for you."
"Come on," says Tai. "We have to go looking for food and something to drink."
At an excited look from Goku, he continues hastily, "something else to eat and drink."
"No need for that," says Leanne. Leanne takes the two capsules that are in her pocket and throws them a few feet away. The hotdog tree and the drink tree appear.
Goku goes over to inspect. He pulls a hotdog off the tree and a new hotdog replaces the first. "Wow," says Goku. "It's my dream come true! Even if the hotdogs are cold."
"We can use the microwave oven in my capsule to heat up the hotdogs," says Tiara.
"Hurray!" shouts everyone except Vegeta, Leanne and Tiara. Everyone who shouted 'hurray' runs off in the direction of Tiara's space capsule with a cold hotdog.
Leanne walks over to the two unusual trees, puts them back into a capsule and places them in her pocket once again. "Come on Vegeta!" she says.
"Ridiculous," he says.
"You have to eat," says Leanne.
"No I don't," argues Vegeta.
"All right then," says Leanne. I'll make you."
Leanne walks over, grabs Vegeta by his wrist and starts pulling him towards the direction of Tiara's capsule.
"Unbelievable!" says Tiara to herself as she runs after them to keep up.
