The Dimension of Weirdness
Chapter 8. The First EventTheir laughing (and shouting) echoes through the cave mouth and the ground starts to shudder and shake. Everyone stops laughing. A giant hydra, sounded by long, black and green snakes emerges from the darkness, about ten feet away from Gohan.
Gohan's terrified. The hydra slowly gets closer and closer to him. The hydra stops when it's right in front of Gohan, turns around and lets out a ripper smell from it's behind. Gohan's eyes roll back into his head and he faints. Goku flies in and gets a whiff of the fart. He, too, faints. The others wait for the smell to subside before going into action. Tiara gets there first. Instead of talking in English, a small, almost silent hiss emerges from her lips. The snakes around the hydra slither away. The hydra is clearly angry with this so it turns around once again to let out a ripper. Tiara's quicker. She pulls out a throwing star from an easy access holder along her arm and throws it with speed and accuracy at the hydra's behind. The throwing star hits the hydra in his hole.
"Oh, no," complains the hydra, before exploding. Goo goes everywhere. Tiara, Goku and Gohan are the only ones soaked in goo because they were the only ones inside the cave.
"What a stupid voice," says Augumon.
"Aww great," moans Tiara.
"My jacket is ruined." She picks up her throwing star (which is also covered in goo), exits the cave and goes over to her capsule to change. Leanne walks inside the cave, picks up Goku and Gohan, drapes them over her shoulders, brings them over to Tiara's capsule and places them beside it. Tiara comes out of the capsule, takes one look around and says, "Oh yeah, I forgot about them."
Leanne looks at Goku and Gohan. "Looks like Gohan has a broken arm," she says.
"Gee, how can you tell?" asks Tiara.
Leanne doesn't answer. She takes the 'Do It' out of her pouch and puts it on her finger. It starts to spin. "Heal Gohan," Leanne whispers to it. The 'Do It' leaves Leanne's finger and hovers over Gohan's arm. It then starts to sprinkle golden dust on it. A few seconds later, the 'Do It' returns to Leanne's finger and stops spinning. Leanne puts it back into her pouch.
"What was that?" asks Tiara.
"The 'Do It'," says Leanne.
"Where'd you buy it?" asks Tai.
"I didn't buy it," says Leanne. "I invented it."
Everyone who's conscious looks at her strangely. Gohan suddenly starts to stir.
"He's coming to," says Misty.
Gohan opens his eyes. The first thing he sees is Leanne looking at him. "What happened?" he asks.
"Well," says Ash, "the hydra farted and you fell unconscious. Goku ran in to save you but he got a whiff and he fell unconscious too."
Tai continued. "Tiara threw a throwing star and it got the hydra right in his butt-hole."
Ash finished the explanation with, "Then the hydra exploded."
"Oh," says Gohan. "I broke my arm when I hit the ground before," he continues. "Why isn't it broken now?"
"That's thanks to Leanne here," says Misty. "She invented a gadget called a 'Do It'. It healed your arm."
Gohan smiles at Leanne. Leanne blushes. A few seconds pass. A snore arises from Goku.
"I don't believe it," says Ash.
"From unconscious to asleep," says Brock.
"Unbelievable," says Tai.
"Why did I think this would happen?" asks Tiara. Leanne sits down in between Gohan and Goku.
"Because he's an idiot," says Vegeta.
"Anyone want a hotdog?" asks Leanne.
Goku suddenly sits up. "Did someone mention food?" he asks. Everyone laughs.
