The Dimension of Weirdness

Chapter 9. Event Number Two

A few miles away, there is a herd of orange cattle. The big blue and green round whirly thingy appears a few feet away from the cows and pulls them into its depths.

The big blue and green round whirly thingy materializes in the sky a few feet above the anime characters. A vortex appears in the center and all the cows come flying out. They swoop through the sky towards the anime characters. "Do cows fly here?" asks Goku stupidly. The cows seem to hear his stupid comment and head towards him. The big blue and green round whirly thingy disappears. The cattle suddenly dive out of the sky. Since Goku had just eaten over 400 hotdogs in quick succession, he was quite unable to move in time. But it seemed that the cows had other ideas. About one metre before they crashed onto Goku, they changed course and the pile of cows landed suddenly on Tai and Augumon.

Gohan looks at the mush and declares soberly, "They're dead."

"Hooray!" shouts Tiara. At a sad but bloated look from Goku, she shrugs, and comments, "But they were so boring!"

"Right on, girlfriend!" hollers Leanne. Leanne and Tiara give each other high fives.

"You're strange," says Ash fearfully. He, Misty and Brock start to back away slowly so they're almost right next to the space capsule.

As Tiara and Gohan quarrel about the situation, Goku lets off a ripper fart even more horrible then the one the hydra let off. Everyone, but Goku, faints. "I guess I had too many hotdogs," he says into the silence. Not knowing what to do, Goku rests his hand on the capsule. By accident, he pushes the capsule. The capsule rolls in the direction of Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu. "Oh no." Since he was too bloated to move, Goku couldn't do anything to stop the capsule rolling over and squishing Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu. "Oooooh. Not good," comments Goku, wincing. The capsule stops rolling away, because Goku finally catches it and halts its progress.

Everyone starts to recover. Tiara sits up first. "Why is there another… squish?" she asks Goku, who is looking sheepish. She notices that her capsule has moved. "Oh no. You didn't."

Gohan also sits up and notices feet underneath the capsule. "Why are there red high heels poking out?"

Vegeta says nothing, but goes over to sit on a rock, which just happens to be a good five metres away. Everyone else just sits up and gapes at the shoes. Tiara stares at the gloop slowly oozing from underneath her precious capsule, and shakes her head in disbelief. "Was that Ash and Co.?" She looks at the shoes. "Gee, I never knew Ash had it in him."

Leanne suddenly smirks. She walks over to the shoes and picks them up in one hand. Wiping the tiny bit of goop off them, she walks over to Vegeta and puts her hands on her hips. Vegeta looks up. "What do you want?" Leanne stands as still as a statue. Vegeta gets annoyed. "I said, what do you want!" Leanne shoots out her hand, the one not holding the shoes, and grabs Vegeta's left foot, tipping him backwards off the rock. He yelps as she rips off his boot and places the heel on his foot. Goku is so shocked; he stands there with his jaw down to the ground (figuratively speaking) and makes funny little squeaking noises, but otherwise does nothing. Vegeta yells and screams, much like a four-year-old, but can't seem to right himself. Leanne grabs the other boot before letting go of the heel attached to Vegeta's left foot and grabs his other leg. It thumps hard onto the rock, causing Vegeta a momentary twinge of pain. She does the same with the swapping of the shoes and stands back to survey her work. She has a very happy little smile on her face.

"Yeah, you go girl!" Tiara calls, glad that someone put him in his place.

"Why… How…" Gohan tries to ask a question; but, like his father, he is stunned by Leanne's display of strength, humor, and somewhat bad taste.

"You know," says Tiara, with a superior look at Leanne, "red really isn't his colour." She and Leanne burst out laughing.

Vegeta gets up and rips the heels off his feet. "Bah," Vegeta growls, locating his boots and pulling them on. Then he seems to lose his temper. "Let's see how strong you really are!" He flies at Leanne. Next second, he is lying on the ground.

"What the…?" says Tiara. Even she didn't expect this level of speed from a twelve-year-old girl.

Vegeta sits up and sulks. "Bah," he says again, and returns to his rock.

Leanne picks up the heels. "You wanna go again?" she teases.

Vegeta replies with the sentiment that causes him the least harm: "Bah."

"By the Goddess, you're awfully good at that aren't you," Tiara comments. Vegeta's eyebrows twitch as Tiara looks thoughtfully at Goku. "Maybe you and him should have a competition." Even Gohan laughs, but changes his laugh to a cough when he realizes his dad was being insulted… again. But at least Vegeta got insulted as well. Way insulted.

Tiara holds up her hand and closes her eyes dreamily. "Nobody say anything."

"Why?" asked Gohan.

"Because I want to fix that in my memory forever," replied Tiara. "Vegeta, the fashion expert."

"Bah," says Vegeta.