And we continue...
"Yeah, well…" Hermione said to no one in particular as Voldiegoldie finished his song about himself.
"Hmmm…" Harry replied to her in a similar sense of what-the-hell-is-going-on?
"So can we just establish the fact that you're not going to eat us, so Ron can stop sticking his face in my arse?" Luna asked BamBam very forwardly.
"Oh, no! I'm a vegetarian. Ever since I met Voldiegoldie, here, well yeah. I just can't bear the though of eating meat. It's just -" the gigantic, usually carnivorous spider replied, shuddering at the thought of eating Ron "– inhumane".
"Darhling! It's okay to come out from behind her then sweetie" Voldiegoldie walked towards Ron, swinging his thin bony hips.
"Get AWAY from me!" Ron yelled as he ran from behind Luna and dove behind Neville, who was currently staring with his mouth hanging open at BamBam, apparently unable to speak.
"Ronald, its okay darling. I promise you that BamBam won't hurt you. He loves me, not you sweetie" Vodiegolde said as he followed Ron around Neville, "Come here, you'll be fine!"
"It's not the bloody spider that I'm scared of at the moment. It's you, you FREAK!" Ron shouted at Voldiegoldie as he ran in the opposite direction.
"Ooh thanks for that Voldiegoldie! I was really getting sick of him feeling my arse when he was getting bored! Can we sing again? That was so much fun and you sound so good!" Luna happily told him with the intention of distraction him away from Ron who was eyeing off the exits very carefully.
"What shall we sing then? Mary had a little lamb? I haven't sung that for a whole hour". Voldiegoldie asked her, deeply concerned as it often hurt him to hurt.
"Yeah, I haven't sung that for ages!" Luna exclaimed, slightly surprised that he wanted too. "Everyone should join in! Harry, I'm sure that you'll know this, Hermione too!" she continued determined that she was not going to be the only one singing this horrible nursery rhyme.
"This is just going to be so fun! BamBam doesn't like singing songs with me!" Voldiegoldie told everyone making the spider he was humping again blush (Yes, spiders can blush, he turned bright pink!)
"Oh, um - " Harry started not sure whether to continue as Voldiegoldie beamed at him, showing the black rotten teeth residing in his mouth until Hermione sharply elbowed him, "I, um, Hermione and I, we ahhh, we don't know that rhyme" he said faking embarrassment.
"That's okay! Luna and I know it and we can sing extra loud to make up for you guys" Voldiegoldie replied brightly and then added, "You guys can starts us off!"
"Ahhh, okay then, lets go then" Harry said to Hermione and they both started to loudly count "One! Two! Three! Three and a half! Four! Four and a half! Four and three quarters! FIVE!"
"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow!" Luna and Voldiegoldie started to sing loudly, "Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, that little lamb would go!" they loudly completed their silly rhyme and immediately started again much to everyone's disappointment.
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