13sk: hey
people: ... what did we tell you before...
13sk: EEP! SORRY!
people: YOU BETTER BE!
13sk: whateva... i dun own Naruto...
people: ON WITH THE FIC!
With Kelsey...
"Hey Shikamaru! Do you understand this?" She said, pointing to the homework in her hand. He sighed. "Yes."
"Can you tell me the answers?"
"No."
"Crap... I'm calling Sydney."
"Why?"
"She'll tell me the answers."
"Why?"
"Now you're the one whose troublesome."
"..." Kelsey walked over to the phone to do as she said, then waited...and waited...and waited...
"DAMMIT! WHY WON'T SHE PICK UP THE FUCKIN PHONE?"
The reason was simple...
Sakura was torturing her...
With Sydney and Sakura...
"Come on Sydney! I know you have to like someone!"
"No."
"Come on! You can tell me."
"I said no."
"Is it-"
"I SAID NO! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
There was a moment of silence.
"I think it's Neji."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! DIE WOMAN!" Sydney took out the pocket knife thet 'just so happened to be there' when she was dragged into this torture chamber.
Sakura screamed.
Sydney lost it.
All three boys were staring at the top of the stairs.
Sakura was running.
Sydney was chasing.
Soon she'll be dead...
With Emma...
"Well, that was a lovely visit, but I just heard Sydney scream in rage, so I better go work this out. Say bye Mr. Skittles."
It said nothing.
"... Bye Emma..." Kiba went back inside while Emma ran off...
With Kelsey...
She had also heard her friends evil battle cry, and had run to see what was wrong. When she got there, she found Emma, sitting on her butt in the dirt with a stupid look on her face, Naruto the same way, and the others were just staring at the deranged girl in front of them.
"DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"She was still chasing Sakura, not looking a bit tired. Sakura, on the other hand, looked like she was about to fall down and die. Shikamaru showed up and stared a the scene that he knew would come.
Sakura would be dead.
Naruto would be after Sydney.
Sydney would threaten to murder Naruto.
Sasuke and Neji wouldn't care.
And he would be laying in the grass watching the clouds...
Yeah... you just think that Shikamaru...
Actually, it ended up like this.
Sydney was chasing Sakura.
Sakura was screaming.
Gaara appeared out of nowhere, scaring the shit outta Sydney.
Sydney hid behind Shikamaru.
Shikamaru stepped aside.
Gaara glared at her. Then Emma and Kelsey.
They all ran.
Sasuke had wet back inside.
And Neji wasn't paying attention. He saw another fly. (A/N: MURDERER!)
Gaara, well... disappeared after that...
With the Girls...
They were hiding in the woods of all places. It was dark. But it was Friday night, so they could stay out as late as they wanted to.
Sydney's paranoia was acting up and she was jumping at the slightest noise. Kelsey was in a tree, a scout kinda. Emma was... talking to Mr. Skittles...
Okay.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Sydney shouted as a bush moved. She was getting on Kelsey's nerves.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
"WHY SHOULD I?"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"...that went on for some time...
In the Bushes...
He sat there for 20 minutes watching the two girls argue. It seemed like the brown haired girl was winning, but in the end, the black haired one did.
He stood up.
"Now, now girls. You shouldn't be arguing. Teamwork is really important."
They stopped.
They stared.
They screamed.
Standing before them was...THAT STUPID PERVERT KAKASHI!
13sk: DUN DUN DUN!
kelse: ...
Emma: (too busy talking to Mr Skittles)
kakashi: ...I'm not a pervert...
everyone(including the Naruto cast, 13sk, kelse, emma, and Mr. Skittles): YES YOU ARE!
13sk: r&r!
