Let the second ending commence...!

Five minutes later, Voldiegoldie and luna had gotten Harry and Hermione to join in their singing, "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB -" they sung, to be joined in by Neville, Ginny and Ron gradually "- LITTLE LAMB!"

Suddenly a loud rustling stopped the singing and started the obsessive staring. An ugly small man wearing a muggle suit and a bowling hat had jumped out of the bushes screaming, "WHAT is the meaning of this celebration? Let me join in. Hey! Aren't you Lord Voldemort?"

"Professor Fudge - ?" the six students started.

"My fucking name is LORD VOLDIEGOLDIE! Get it right you STUPID man!" Voldiegoldie exclaimed.

"Dude, man, 'Voldiegoldie', is that it? I am so much smarter thatn you. Remember when you killed Dumbledore? Yeah well, I am the NEW headmaster of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry. So there!" Fudge stated smirking

"Fucking hell, you are so ANNOYING! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldiegoldie replied to this.

"What the hell is wrong with you? Can you NOT go one day with out killing one person? YOU ARE TWISTED!" BamBam raged.

"Sweetie! You know I love you and he upset me! You know I have a short temper, BamBam darhling" Voldiegoldie cried as he latched onto BamBam's leg like a leech.

"I don't care, you PROMISED me you wouldn't do it again!" the large spider yelled as he shook Voldiegoldie off his leg and walked off.

"I'm sorry baby!" screamed Voldiegoldie as his hump-buddy walked off into the distance

However, instead of running off after his large hump-buddy, Voldiegoldie was distracted by a pretty, shiny, green hat moving towards them.

"Where's my Fudgie-poos? You are being a naughty boy, hiding from me! You know what happens when you're naughty!" screeched the all-too-familiar voice of the transfiguration teacher, Professor McGonagall.

"Quick! Hide!" whispered the six students, but were heard by the advancing green hat.

"POTTER! GRANGER! WEASLEY! LOVEGOOD! WEASELY! LONGBOTTOM! What are you doing out here? Have you seen the Headmaster?" the tall thin woman screeched at the blinking students, and then at the wanted villain, "HEY! Aren't you meant to be dead Voldemort?"

"Number ONE! My name is Voldiegoldie! Number TWO! My name is Voldiegoldie! Number THREE! Fudge is over there, he pissed me off!" Voldiegoldie bellowed at her.

"WHAT? YOU-KILLED-THE-BEST-FUCK-IVE-HAD-SINCE-YOU-KILLED-DUMBLEDORE?-YOU'VE-FUCKING-KILLED-EVERY-FUCKING-MAN-OR-WOMAN-OR-ANIMAL-THAT-I-HAVE-EVER-FUCKING-LOVED-OR-FUCKED!-EVEN-THAT-FUCKING-ONE-NIGHT-FUCKING-STAND-IN-FUCKIING-MEXICO!"

Bellowed Professor McGonagall, to the creature wiping spit off his face.

"Say it, don't spray it!" Voldiegoldie replied smiling at her contorted face, quickly turning a reddish-purplish colour.

By now most people would have run away screaming for their lives, however the six Hogwarts students hadn't. Instead; Harry and Ginny were standing with their mouths open, staring at them after rapidly separating, Hermione was whimpering "images!" while trying to scratch her eyeballs out, Neville had stuck both fingers in his ears and was yelling "LA LA LA, I CANT HEAR YOU!" over and over again, Ron was curled up in a ball rocking backwards and forwards apparently unable to speak, while Luna had a slightly uninterested expression on her face as she calmly said, "I always thought there was something between them".

"COME-HERE-YOU-FUCKING-FUCKETY-FUCK-WHO-KILLED-MY-FUCKING-MEN,-WOMEN-AND-ANIMALS.-I-FUCKING-HATE-YOU!" screamed professor McGonagall as she chased Voldiegoldie out of the clearing with her wand sparking.

"AAAAAHHHHH! BAMBAM! SAVE ME!" screamed Voldiegoldie as he ran with his arms windmilling and his hips swinging.

"We'll go back to school then!" brightly said Luna as she grabbed Ron, who grabbed Hermione, who grabbed Neville, who grabbed Ginny, who grabbed Harry, as they slowly made their way back to Hogwarts.

Ahhh its the end now...review some more please and let me know what you thought!!

Mwah

Queen of the Scoubies