13sk: sorry for making u wait a very long time.

shika: she don't own naruto


In a flash, Sydney somehow changed her outfit. Which looked exactly like Shikamaru's. He stared at her. She stared back. When he stood up, she stood up. Whatever he did, she did. They sighed and sat back down. "You are so troublesome." They both said. They blinked. "How can you do that?" Again, they both said it. Shika finally gave up and ignored her. They pulled down the tents, cleaned the area, and set off for another lovely adventure.

"How are you Mr. Skittles? I'm doing good too." Emma...was being Emma when Kelsey finally snapped.

"SHUT THE HELL UP! AND GIVE ME THAT DAMN THING!" She grabbed the helpless skittle and ate him.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Emma wailed as she mourned the loss of her dear friend. "Emma, get over it. It was a skittle. You can have another when we come out of hiding."

"OKAY!" She started skipping and humming and all that other shit. Aparently, she was happy. They walked awhile before The twins stopped. Sydney stopped mimicing Shika. "I sense a presence up ahead."

"If it's Gaara, we'll all be dead!" Emma shouted, knowing the Princess Bride well. (A/N: i dun own that either)

They stared at her. She was pretending to be a galloping gazzelle. (A/N: heh heh heh...) She lept around until she was out of site. Then the others left, not really caring what happened to poor Emma.

After a while they heard "MY PARTY'S COOLER THAN YOUR PARTY!" They followed the sound to see Emma talking to Naruto. "NU-UH!"

"YEAH-HUH! MY PARTY HAD CHRISTMAS POLKA MUSIC! AND A GIANTPINK FLOWER AS A CENTER PIECE!"

"Emma, no one likes polka music. The fact that it's christmas polka music makes it worse. I hate christmas music." Sydney stated as she walked up to her small minded friend. The poor girl was still talking about galloping gazzelles. "It's okay Emma. It'll all be over soon. The nice men in white coats will be here any minute now."

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE MEN IN WHITE COATS!"

"Yes Stupid, the men in white coats." They saw a black van coming. "IT'S THE GOVERNMENT! STUPID! IT! LET'S GO!"

"RIGHT-O ZEBRA!" They ran away right as thevan pulled up. Two men with sunglasses, black suits and earphones stepped out.

"Have you seen three girls that like to talk about world domination?" Shikamaru and Naruto stared, then shook their heads no. "Well, if you ever see them, contact us." One guy, we'll call him Bob, gave hima card. "We'll be watching you. And remember, you didn't see anything..." Bob and Dude suspiciously got back in the van. As they drove away, seagulls flew above them, with earpieces also. (A/N: i believe that seagulls are evil government agents) Shikamaru and Naruto watched them go.

"That...was wierd." Naruto shook his head in agreement.


13sk: that was short, bt review and i'll try to make it longer.

Bob: THERE SHE IS! GET HER!

13sk: NNNOOOOOOOOOO! THEY FOUND ME! runs away

Dude: r&r... WAIT FOR ME BOB! and remember kids, you didn't see anything...