13sk: ok, i'm lazy. i pulled a shikamaru. GET OVER IT! sorry.
kelse: god
em: geez
bob: WTF?
13sk: how'd you get here?
bob: i dunno
13sk: well, you can say the disclaimer
bob: 13thshadowknight does not own naruto.
13sk: one day...
bob: this chapter is dedicated to 007al, for her brave fight against the government seagulls. just lettting you know, 13sk and her friends believe seagulls are with the government. they don't like the government. okay. onto the story.
"That... was wierd... Naruto, should we find them?"
"...Yeah..." He took a deep breath. "GUYS! THE GOVERNMENT'S GONE!" About a minute later, three girls emerged from the bushes and walked back over to them.
"Sooo... the penguins is gone?"
"Yes. They's gone... Tomorrows Monday... I'm going home." With that, Sydney walked away. Soon after, Emma and Kelsey followed. Shikamaru and Naruto just stared after them, then walked back to their houses.
Monday...
The three girls and the Naruto characters went to school. Sydney just avoided Gaara and Shikamaru... and everyone else... and went to the library. To her surprise, she found Hayate standing there, looking bored. She immediately ran out to tell Kelsey and Emma. They came back a short while later.
"Sooo... Hayate, what are you doing in the library?"
"Um... I'm the new librarian." He coughed and looked down at them.
"YAY! Can we eat lunch in here?"
"Umm... -koff- I guess so..."
"YEEEEEESSSSS!" They all screamed, then ran out.
At Lunch...
The three girls went into the cafeteria to get Yoohoos, not food, because school food is government food. As they approached the counter, they looked up to see a certain pale snake dude looking at them. "OH MY GOD OROCHIMARU'S THE LUNCH LADY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! RUUUUUUUUUUN!" They ran out, forgetting to pay for the yoohoos. Oh well.
The three ran screaming into the library.
"Ssh!" Hayate coughed again.
"OROCHIMARU'S THE LUNCH LADY AND HE'S SCARY AND WHAT'S HE DOING HERE AND WHY ARE YOU A LIBRARIAN AND WHY CAN'T WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD-" They were throwing questions at poor Hayate, who just about had an asthma attack listening to them.
After they were done, he cleared his throat and said... "Ssh. Don't yell in the library."
They looked at him with faces that clearly read 'you-betrayer-we-trusted-you.' They quietly left the library, in search of Naruto. Why Naruto? They wanted to get suspended. Why? To get away from Orochimaru/Kakashi/Gaara/Sakura/blah. As it turned out, they couldn't get suspended because all the teachers and faculty were being replaced by ninjas. Which was really creepy because Temari turned out to be Sydney's new science teacher. Soon, all the people would be gone. That was perfectly fine with the three outcasts. They didn't mind it one bit. Ninjas as teachers were fine. But it got worse. It goes like this.
Sydney's teachers:
Science-Temari
Math-Shikamaru
Language Arts-Gaara (A/N: -laughs-)
Social Studies-normal
Emma's teachers:
Science-normal
Math-Kakashi
Language Arts-Sasuke (A/N: WTF! --')
History-3rd Hokage (A/N: bet he knows a lot about history since he's so old)
Kelsey's teachers:
Science-normal
Math-Naruto? What are you doing here?
Language Arts-Kankuro
History-Orochimaru (A/N: luch lady/history teacher. yay)
So yeah, torture anyone?
After that lovely schedule change, they all wanted to get suspended, but, that coulnd't happen. The only thing that kept them going was the fact that school let out at 3:30.
After School...
Sydney was about to walk home, when Gaara stopped her. "It seems your grades are dropping..." She got kinda freaked out.
"Sooo...?" She started backing out of the language room.
"So, you're staying to study."
"IT'S ONLY A C!"
"Respect your elders."
"YOU'RE ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME! RESPECT THOSE TALLER THAN YOU!" It was true, Gaara was shorter than her, but that didn't stop him from being intimidating...
"You. Are. Staying. That's. Final."
"No. I. Am. Not. That's. Final." She did a perfect imitation of him and made a mental note to congradulate herself later.
Gaara, meanwhile, was trying really hard to not kill his student. The girl was getting on his last nerve. (A/N: like he had a nerve. he just kills people.) Sydney soon took notice as the sand started to fall from his goard and somehow levitate into the air.
Note to self, ask Gaara how sand levitates... If not dead... She started inching her way to the door, which was wide open a second before, and slammed shut a second after. As soon as that happened, she ran for the window. Realizing it was not open, she slowly turned around and looked at her teacher. "Now Gaara-" He glared at her. "-Gaara-sensei, there's nothing wrong with talking back to teachers, okay? I just want to go home, I have guitar lessons-" She stopped a minute, taking time to think that Gaara would be a good guitarist, and making another mental note to get him to learn.
Gaara had calmed down by now, and was looking at Sydney, wondering why she stopped talking, then forgot about her and stared at the board. Sydney took this moment to throw the door open, and run screaming down the hall, rounding the corner, and sliding to her locker. She quickly opened it, got her stuff, slammed it shut and ran as fast as her feet would carry her. That of which was too fast, causing her to slide even more, and run into a pole.
Gaara had seen the entire thing because he was now looking out the window, and had found it quite amusing and yet stupid. What an idiot... He thought to himself as he walked home.
13sk: YAY! we'll see what kelsey and emma's day was like next time
kelsey: NOOOOOO!
emma: NOOOOOO!
bob: R&R!
