Winry!verse drabbles

Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me and I make no money from this work of fanfiction at all.

Pairings: Gen, hints of Sciezska/Winry

A/N: Yay for role switching!

"It's been wonderful Izumi! You should see how my honey fawned over me when he found out! We've been decorating and everything and I am just so happy about everything-"

Lieutenant Colonel Izumi Curtis' pulled the phone away from her ear to eye it in annoyance.

"Trish, I've heard this story about fifty times already."

"But what would I do if my honey suddenly decided I wasn't attractive anymore?"

"Trish, you're barely showing." Izumi's eyes were twitching. "If you're that worried, you should have gone on medical leave, or stayed in Central."

"Oh yeah! Speaking of which, when are you going to finally marry-"

Everyone in Curtis' office jumped and backed away when she uncontrollably snapped, flaring sparks.

"Respectfully, ma'am," Second Lieutenant Sig said, grabbing the other extension. Izumi nodded.

"Major Trisha Elric, you are not due for another four months and your husband took your family name! He's as likely to leave you as he is to willingly give up his other arm! Now will you please put a cork in it?"

Major Trisha Elric, riding on the train to Central with General Hakuro, pouted.