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Irremediably Collateral and Supplemental.


Wendy's Bug Break.


Adapted from Fairy Tail: The 100 Year Quest Chapter 45.5.


"Hmm?" Carla said, coming back from the bathroom in her plain white pajamas. "What's wrong, Wendy?"

Wendy Marvell, who was crouched by the closed door of their bedroom, lifted her gaze from her hands, where she'd been keeping her face buried. "C-Carla!" the dark haired girl in the green pajamas sobbed at the small cat. "I was just thrown out of our room...!"

"What?!" Carla said. "By whom?!"

"N-Not by whom! By something! A horrible, horrible bug!" Wendy cried.

Carla frowned at her. "For real, Wendy?"

"You know that I'm scared of bugs!" Wendy whined, taking both hands to her own head. "I can't help it...!"

Carla sighed. "How shameful. I'll tell Professor Negi that you are a coward."

"No, please don't!" Wendy begged.

"Alright then. Let me handle this," Carla muttered. She walked over to the broom closet down the hall, rummaged inside, and walked back out with a net for butterflies. "I'll take care of it in no time!"

Wendy slammed her hands together. "Thank you, Carla! You're a lifesaver!"

"Don't mention it," Carla said, marching into the bedroom. She eyed a large black scarab on a curtain. "Is that it? Piece of cake!"

She slammed the net on it, but then blinked, seeing the bug just flying in circles around her head.

"As I said-" Carla said, swinging the net around. "- piece of cake!"

But she just failed again.

"Okay," Carla grimaced, as the scarab flew away to land on another wall, "so it's a bit of a tough cake, but a cake regardless- YES!" She jumped for it, nimbly- and missed it once more.

"GRAARRRRR!" Carla roared.

Soon enough, most of the other residents in the rented building began waking up, alerted by Carla's and Wendy's screams.

"BLAST THIS THING! WHY ARE YOU SO FAST?! YOU AREN'T NORMAL!"

"Aaaaiiieee! Carla, be careful, please!"

Negi, Chisame, Asuna and Yue came running. "Wendy!" Negi said, finding the young Dragon Slayer still by the door. "What's going on?!"

"Professor!" She threw herself at him, hugging him tightly. "Please help Carla! She's dealing with a very big and mean insect in there!"

"A bug? Oh, please!" Chisame said.

"Oh, Wendy-chan, you're afraid of bugs? That's so cute...!" Asuna giggled.

Wendy pouted. "It's, it's just a phobia! Okay?! They aren't supposed to be rational fears!"

Negi sighed, rolling his sleeves up. "That's fine, Wendy. Don't worry, we'll help you and Carla so you can go back to sleep already."

"So we all can, you mean!" Chisame said, following him inside with the others. "A fear of bugs, sheesh!"

Wendy sniffled, with hearts starting to flow out of her heart. "Ahhh! Professor Negi is so brave...!"

She paid attention, listening to the voices inside nervously.

"Is that it? It's so tiny!" Yue's voice was saying. "Give me the net, we dealt with these all the time in the library..."

"O, Okay, here you go!" Carla's voice sounded. "But it's a demon! It mocks you, I'm telling you...!"

"Come on, you surely are- Drat! It's fast indeed!"

"Not that way, Ayase! That way!" Chisame's voice instructed. "No, you missed again!"

"If you think it's so easy just do it yours- Dammit! I was so close!"

"Give me the net, Yue! Your arms are just too short!"

"Fine, fine, have it your way, Asuna-san...!"

There was a loud crashing and shattering noise, and Wendy winced.

"Ahhhh! My favorite glass!" Carla's voice screamed. "You walking disasters!"

"Honest mistake!" Asuna said. "Where did it go?!"

"Over there! Professor, hit him with a Sagitta Magica!"

"Are you insane, you dwarf cat?! Sagitta Magica, for real?!"

"Chisame, there's no need to be so- Ahhhh! It's in my pants!"

"Quick! Take them off!" Chisame said, making Wendy blush.

"Ahhhh! Now it's in mine!" Asuna yelled. "No, it even got into my-!"

"Someone call Skuld! Smashing bugs is supposed to be her day job!"

Erza came by, approaching the cowering Marvell. "Wendy?" she asked her. "What's going on there?"

"Erza-san, help!" Yue screamed. "I've got a bug in my underwear!"

"This damn thing was trained by the mosquito that defeated One Punch Man!" Chisame said.

"Who?!" Asuna was screaming.

"Oh, if only I had Father's staff! I'm not used to fight with nets!"

"Well, you'll see, the thing is-" Wendy began.

Erza raised a hand and smiled. "Don't worry. I believe I understand now! Leave everything to me. You're still a child, Wendy..."

"Ububu... I'm sorry..." Wendy lamented, lowering her head.

"Well, that's also part of the wonder of youth," the mighty redhead in the blue bed robe said, striding valiantly into the room. "Step aside, everyone! And someone hand me a rolled up newspaper..."

Wendy waited, and moments later, there was a loud whacking sound. And then another. And a third one.

And then-

"AAARHHHHGHH! WHY WON'T YOU DIE, VILE FIEND?!" Erza screamed after a fourth dud of a blow.

"E-Erza-san, beware!" Chisame's voice gasped. "I'm sure Cosmo Entelecheia sent this thing!"

WHACK!

WHACK!

WHACK!

ZTROK!

CRASH!

"WAH!" Carla's voice cried while Wendy bit on her fingernails. "Our window!"

CRUNCH!

SMASH!

POW!

KA-POW!"

"Geeeehhhhh!" Erza's voice shouted. "The thing is in my crotch!"

"T-Take your pants off, then! Otherwise it won't go!"

"But I'm not even wearing pants!"

"Professor...!" Carla yelled. "Use a spell, I'm telling you!"

"You want this room even more destroyed than it already is?!"

"Mock me, will you, winged monster?!" Erza bellowed. "HAVE AT THEE! ACCEPT YOUR JUDGEMENT, BUG OF DOOM!"

There was silence for a moment, and then a loud explosion that shook the whole old manor.

Wendy's teeth chattered madly.

Then, silence again.

"... did I get it?"

"I think you got it."

"Hooray!"

"Yue, why is your hand on my ass?"

"Ahh! Sorry!"

"What the- No, there it is!"

"Oh feathers!"

"IT'S IMMORTAL!"

"Oh God! It, it got in my nose! I can't- I can't breathe-! Ahhhh! AHHHH!"

"Everyone run for the door, now!"

"AAAATCHOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh God, oh dear, I'm going to be sick...!" Wendy wailed.

Rito came by, rubbing his sleepy eyes. "Wendy-chan? Why are you crying?" he asked. "I heard noise, and-"

"E-Everyone.. I think they are dead!" Wendy bawled.

Rito's eyes bugged out. "What?! Oh no, Yue!" he shouted, running inside. "Yue, what are you- AHHHH!" he said, tripping and falling stomach first on the bug that was currently skiddling across the floor.

Everyone else in the room, fully naked and mildly scalded, blinked and looked down at Rito.

Then Erza punted him aside and looked at the squashed dead bug.

"... well," Yue said very blandly. "I suppose this proves it was a female insect, then."

"Bwa ha ha ha hah ahah ahah!" Erza began laughing hysterically, large breasts bouncing. "At last! It is dead...!"

"It is...?" Wendy said, quickly peeking inside. Negi yelped and covered his crotch with his hands. Rito was too busy being slammed against a wall barely conscious to care much. Wendy looked at the small stain on the floor and said, "Um... No, this isn't the bug I meant!"

"It's not?!" Asuna screamed.

"No, why would I be afraid of this tiny thing?" Wendy asked, pointing upwards. "I was scared of its mother!"

They all looked up and saw the hideous, gigantic, hairy thing with six clawed legs sticking to the ceiling, and covering it almost completely.

They began screaming.

A cold burst of nocturnal breeze blew in through all the huge holes in the wall.


Skuld walked out of the house, dragging the dead mother bug by one leg while keeping her mallet in her other hand.

"... dumbasses don't know the first thing about bug smashing!" she muttered bitterly, tossing the huge dead bug easily, out with the trash.


The End.