Greymon Raids Again.
By Sonfaro
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- - - Monday
This, my dear friends, is a very sticky situation.
My tail has already crushed the southern side of the nest. My left arm is stretching the structural integrity of the wall is sits on to its limit. Our beds dipping low because of my huge helmet. And my right arm could very well be crushing the love of my life.
This is not cool…
"Agumon…"
She's still asleep! I've turned into a freaking dragon and she's asleep! This is ridiculous! Why I have half a mind to show her what I'm made of right now! Instead, I answer like most men would.
"Yes hun…"
Biyomon grumbles under me. "Your arms heavy."
"Oh. Hold on…"
I try to shift my bulk away from her. No good. My elbow is hitting the roof. I can only shift a small amount of the weight away from Biyomon. And now she notices it too. She stirs under my arm. I try not to panic.
"Agumon?"
"Hun?"
"What's going on?"
I gulp. "Uh…"
She has enough space to turn her head and look at me with sleep still in her eyes. When she sees that it isn't quite Agumon sleeping beside her, the sleep naturally disappears. "Agumon?"
I try to laugh the whole thing off. "Don't scream…"
And wouldn't you know it that's the first thing she does.
I flinch. My arm hits the roof. The ceiling caves in around us. I dive to protect Biyomon from the pieces of hardened mud, rock, and twine as our new home comes down around us. Courtesy of one big clumsy Greymon.
Me.
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"This is exactly why I wanted an open ended cave!"
So. Our nest is gone. Completely, and utterly lost. Biyomon and I stand looking at it. We try to ignore the fact that I tower almost thirty feet over her.
So instead, we argue. "Bird types don't do well in caves Agumon!"
"Greymon", I correct her. "And Dragon types need space. Because, as you can see, I can't even crawl out without some sort of property damage.
We sigh together. "What are we going to do?"
"Tengumon!"
I cock my head. "What?"
Biyomon is extremely ecstatic. "Tengumon! We can go see Tengumon!"
I blink. "Who's Tengumon?"
"An elder bird. She's an ultimate, so she knows all about Digivolutions. And she's really old. She claims to be a direct descendent of Ancient Ornithmon!
I yawn. "Biyomon that would make her older than dirt."
Biyomon shrugs. "That's what she claims. Lets go Agu…" she pauses. I don't think either of us is going to get used to this anytime soon. "Lets go Greymon…"
I close my eyes and cock my head. This is the closest I can get to a thinking pose, being that I can't raise my eyebrows anymore. "I guess she can help us." Then I get really dark to make sure Biyomon understands. "If this Tengu lady even so much as insinuates that my antlers are small, I blast her!"
She sighs. "No one said anything about your antlers dear."
"And don't call me a Deer!"
Typical morning for lovers don't you think?
I take a moment from my back and forth argument with my bird friend to ponder some things. Why am I a Greymon? Again. What reason do the sovereigns have to allow this to continue? Nothing here seems to make sense.
I don't feel like calling Tai. He and his Life-mate Rei back in the real world are having troubles of their own. Gennai's out of the question as well. He's far to close to the sovereigns for my liking these days. But this Tengumon. I have a funny feeling that I can't shake off right now.
I hope it's nothing. I hope this is all over soon and I become a confirmed natural. I hope this Tengumon can help me.
I hope whoever is doing this to me pays dearly.
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Authors Note: This is the second time Agumon/Greymon has managed to make a mess of things by Monday morning. He's become a rather big klutz. Idleness will do that to you. With no one to fight, the Digidestined Digimon have become complacent. With this Digivolution, will the Digidestined finally wake up? And will Agumon ever figure out why he's digivoving randomly? One things for sure, you should expect things to get a little more complicated on TUESDAY.
- Sonfaro.
