King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE

Chapter 1: A New Beginning

A/N: This huge-ass mega crossover contains characters that I don't own so get used to it!

Additional note: I still don't know what gender is Zofis

In a foggy place, Sanji shows up in a Rod Serling like suit with a cigarette in his mouth and says, "submitted for your approval… oh forget it! To tell ya the truth… what happened last time really happened, so after the idiot captain and the electric kid saved each other's worlds… a new evil mysteriously arrives and then strange things happen, I mean even stranger things than what happens in FLCL and Bo Bo Bo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo combined, it even makes my cigarette put out just thinking about it…well enjoy the show, I got a role to play".

When we last saw Buggy the Clown he was trapped in a "squirt a clown" game by Zatch Bell, Kiyo and the straw hat pirates, he hated being played as a fool but then a strange young girl and a weird midget like cross dresser arrive and caused some chaos and grabbed buggy's head and head off into a hidden location and Buggy's Body is there, flipping him off.

"What's the big idea? Who are you and why did you save me and returned my body to me?" shouted the rather confused pirate clown but then the strange cross dressing midget tells buggy who it is. "I am Zofis, the future ruler of all mamodos and possibly the world, I've come here to seek your help in destroying my enemy and yours and…" but then buggy interrupts Zofis and says, "What are you talking about? And what is your gender? Are you like that queer Bon Clay?". Zofis just ignored the question then tells buggy about the true reason why it helped him in the form of flashbacks: one involves it and Koko driving in a convertible while Zofis smashes mailboxes with its baseball bat, then they fish for Snorks and stick firecrackers up their butts, and then they put bags of flaming dog poop on Kiyo's teacher's house. They kept talking about what mean things they have done until Buggy tells them to get to the chase about why they need him.

Zofis then tells buggy about the time they were picking on kids for their lunch money till Naomi shows up and yells "hey no one picks on kids and takes their lunch money…except for me!" then they get into a fight only for it to end with Naomi doing the "stop hitting yourself" thing to Zofis but then it sees what looks like a kid posing as a mamodo using rubber powers against the lame plumbing mamodo only for his "book" to be burned which reveals him to be fake and then "the bookkeeper" uses it cigarette to burn his opponent's book, sending Sinken Swim back to the mamodo world. Then Zofis and Koko followed them around and sees the strange foggy place that served as a gateway between the worlds where Zatch and Kiyo entered the one piece world and Luffy and Sanji entered the Zatch bell world and finally, Zofis then finds out what cased the gateway to be…then it shows buggy a item that caused it… A WORLD MERGER!

Zofis continued, "This device said to have a history in dimension merging but I modified it into this silver sphere and instead of merging 2 worlds it can now merge hundreds of worlds and open gateways to others, if you want the straw hat and his friends destroyed, cooperate with me". After putting Buggy's head back in his body he agrees to this then Zofis tells him to gather most of the other pirates whom Luffy defeated so he can built a huge army but then Zofis uses the world merger to be sent to the mamodo world to built it's army.

Zofis then gathered the fallen mamodos who fell to Zatch back in the real world: Reycom, Sugino, Grizor, and Fein, however Maruss joins them because he wants revenge on both Zatch and Tia, Robnos, Eshros, Sinken Swim and Cut n Paste also wanted to join but Zofis refused and gave them their reasons such as Robnos being lame and nice to Zatch, Eshros looking way too much like a human and really creepy, while Sinken Swim and Cut n Paste are umm what's that word? Oh yeah…LAME! Only for them to join up with Eshros and Robnos and saying "fine! We'll start our own revenge squad but with Goth Lolita Cosplayers and Pachinko, in fact, forget the revenge squad let's just get Goth Lolita Cosplayers and Pachinko", Reycom and Sugino almost followed them until Zofis stops them and tells them that this is no time to play pachinko and scoring with Goth Lolita Cosplayers. But then suddenly 4 cloaked figures arrived and the smallest one carried a boom box playing the theme from "Phantasm" for creepy effect while the other one just danced to it until he realizes he almost blew his cover, the tallest cloaked figure says in a deep scary voice "WE ARE THE FOUR MAMODOS OF THE APOCALYPSEAND YOU WILL LET US JOIN YOUR GROUP FOR WE WILL NOT ONLY OBLITERATE THE RUBBER BOY AND ZATCH BELL BUT BRING THE END OF THE WORLD TO OUR ENEMIES." Zofis looked impressed by them and then tells the rejected mamodos, "we would let you join but it looks like we're full" and then the rejected mamodos eventually do play with pachinko and naughty cosplayers, Zofis wanted to know who the strange 4 mamodos were but they refused to reveal their identities and here is what the tall one said "I AM WAR! THE SMALL ONE IS PESTINANCE, THE ONE THAT CAN'T STAND STILL IS DEATH, AND THE ONE BESIDE ME IS FAMINE NOW BRING US OUR ENEMIES SO WE WILL DECIMATE THEM!"

So Zofis and Koko handed Reycom, Sugino, Grizor, Fein, Maruss, and the strange 4 mamodos "book badges", badges that enables them to use their powers without aid by humans and as they leave the meeting Zofis shouts out "and now, lets that Shen gong wu…I mean REVENGE!"

Meanwhile, Buggy the clown organized Lady Alvida,Mohji the Lion Tamer, Cabaji the Acrobat, Captain Kuro, Don Kreig, Hatchi the octopus man (due to the unavailability of Arlong and the other mermen), and a recently escaped Axe-hand Morgan whom feels a little ill teaming up with pirates, especially if it's Captain Kuro who is with them because he was the reason why his jaw was broken in the first place but is doing joining them just to get back at Luffy and secretly turn against the group so he can turn them in into the navy. And then as buggy's army meets Zofis' army they activate the world merger and merged Luffy and Zatch's world into one and they are sure to be in for a rude awakening.

Next Time: The Two Worlds Merge! Usopp gets a new little friend! The two groups meet once again! And the four mamodos of the apocalypse reveal themselves! Will I stop talking Like a Monster Truck Rally announcer! I like chickens! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Next in King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE!