King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE

Chapter 2: Pirates, Mamodos, and bookkeepers, oh my!

A/N: This huge-ass mega crossover contains characters that I don't own so get used to it!

Goof alert: I accidentally has a typo in chapter 1., Zofis originally said "and now, lets GET that Shen gong wu…I mean REVENGE!", I forgot to put down "get".

Zatch is just doing his daily morning thing then asks Kiyo how his history project did then Kiyo responded "well I nearly failed because the teacher thought I was making up most of what I saw in that world but then I got a A+ anyway because I identified all the parts of the Merry Go and I showed him a map of the East Blue that Nami gave me…so what happened to us there really happened?" Zatch then says "I dunno, I'm gonna go play outside!" then he notices the city looks a little weird, there are beaches and docks where the park should be and the air smells a little odd as if it's near a beach.

Kiyo couldn't believe what he is seeing and suspects that Digimon should start bio-emerging after this but then Zatch sees a straw hat on the ground and then he walks up to it, puts it on his head and starts dancing like a monkey and then Luffy catches him and says "oh boy, I caught a monkey and…hey you look familiar..let me think..." then Luffy has a strange image in his head that has him drawn as a 30's Disney character (white gloves, weird eyes) and he encounters a similar looking Zatch bell and they start dancing to piano music but then it hit him. "Hey you're gash bell! Long time no see? Still wearing that dress I see!" only for Zatch to reply "the name is Zatch and you must be captain Monkey D. Luffy, is Usopp still lying around?"

Then the rest of the straw hats (Nico Robin is now a member of the crew) show up and wonder where Luffy went then all of them see Zatch and Kiyo and then Usopp looks shocked at what he is seeing then Nami replies "Usopp, are you gonna tell us about the electric kid again? Because I don't believe it and getting Luffy and Sanji to lie for you isn't gonna help" then all of a sudden Zatch sees Nico Robin and thinks she's a bad guy then gets Kiyo to "Zaker" her and as Robin uses her Hana Hana powers to catch Zatch the crew were shocked at the bolt of electricity he made then they stared at Usopp and Nami yells out " OH…MY…GOD… USOPP WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!" and as Usopp was proud at this moment a giant mole shows up and says "are you the brave captain Usopp?" then after Usopp says yes, the mole gives him a kidney punch and Usopp then says "in this world, all of my lies are coming true as it seems…umm I'm married to Keira Knightly, yeah that's the ticket!"

Luffy introduces Robin to Zatch and Kiyo and during lunch they tell them about their adventures and but they have no idea about what is going on with their worlds and why they are merged but then Suzy runs up to Kiyo and is frightened about the changed world and then she gets even more upset when she sees Sanji and remembers him. Sanji decides to keep it cool when around Nami and Robin and then Suzy tells Kiyo that Kane felt for the little island ever since he discovered that dinosaurs do exist there and that 4 little people in hoods are looking for them and they look scary, and then Kiyo decides to contact Megumi and Fulgore because this is getting serious and because the fans want to see them in this sequel.

After they arrived, Fulgore sees Robin and Nami and starts hitting on them then introduces himself to them but this makes Sanji furious and he tells them "not so fast "Feely Dan" these are my girls, I can't have you "Moge" their "chi chis", this upsets the girls in the group then Kanchome shows up with a radio and Fulgore then declares "so it's chi chis you want to Moge, Moge this!" then he performs "chi chi wo Moge" then the girls get shocked and then Nami pulls out a hammer and after she bonks Fulgore on the head he starts singing "hey hey let's dance all day" and then Nami says "hey I like that beat, let's dance to it!" then the girls are dancing to that version of the song while Kiyo, Sanji, Zoro, and Usopp just stare then Kiyo shouts "hey! What are you and Luffy doing Zatch!" as Zatch, Luffy, and Chopper dance to it.

But then the music in the boom box is replaced with the theme from "Phantasm" then the 4 Mamodos of the apocalypse show up and the tall one says in a menacing tone "WE ARE THE 4 MAMODOS OF THE APOCALYPSE AND YOU ARE IN DANGER…NOT FROM US FOR WE MEAN NO HARM", then the shorter one says "YOUR WORLDS ARE BEING MERGED BY THE WORLD MERGER BECAUSE A EVIL CROSS DRESSING MAMODO AND A WEIRD CLOWN PIRATE ARE ARRANGING IT SO THAT THE FUTURE KINGS OF PIRATES AND MAMODODS ARE DESTROYED IN A ACT OF VENGANCE", then the tall one says "BUT BECAUSE OF OUR STATUS, YOU CANNOT KNOW WHO OR WHAT WE ARE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG". But then the 2 shorter ones shout out "Yopopo, Yopopo!" and "Nya, Nya!" then the tall one gets angry and pounds the one going "Yopopo, Yopopo" and…

(Sorry, due to the rule that I cannot describe violence towards cats, I cannot show you what happens next but it doesn't mention violence to people caused by cats so we'll show you this part instead)

the tall figure is then running around because the cat creature is biting his butt and then the pirates and bookkeepers and mamodos look very shocked and weirded out at this then Zatch softly says "Kolulu…is that you?"

The four mamodos of the apocalypse decide to reveal themselves: Danny (War), Kolulu (Famine), Nya (Pestilence), and Yopopo (Death). Tia looks at Kolulu and asks Zatch "who is she and what does she mean to you? then Zatch turns bishonen and tells Tia "Kolulu was a fallen mamodo and made me promise to become king of the mamodos so the fighting will end…(snaps out of bishonen mode) umm why is Sanji sulking in the corner" this makes Sanji say " no fair! The kid in the dress gets more girls than me!" then Kolulu explains that they discovered Zofis' plans for world domination and the death of Luffy and Zatch in it's army's hands and so they formed a group dedicated to protecting them because they will spread peace in the land if the 2 became kings, and they do not want Zofis to perform such a terrible deed, then she cries and hugs Zatch because she misses him"

Then all of a sudden Usopp sees a strange girl on a ice cream bird from Neptune flying towards him and then the little girl whom is dressed as a snow maiden, with a sky blue hair in a curly ponytail tied with a blue ribbon and with light blue eyes goes up to Usopp but then the guy runs away screaming "AAAAHHHH IT'S A SNOW MAIDEN!" then she somehow manipulates the ice from the ground and it traps Usopp then she opens Usopp's hand and makes a little ice rose for him, Usopp blushes a bit and calms down then says " you must be "brave captain Usopp" your father Yasopp told me of you and has sent me to take care of you" then she sways her long pony tail and cheerfully says "hi I'm Yuki and I'm a Mamodo" she makes a huge grin and hugs him only for Usopp saying "for a ice umm whatever Zatch is, you're pretty warm" then Zatch yells out "oh no! it's a spy for Zofis!" then Yuki gets misty eyed and says "no I'm a good mamodo, I was sent from Yasopp to take care of his son and his friends…WAAAAAAA!" and then Usopp warmly hugs her to calm her down then Yuki stops crying and says "thank you big brother Usopp" and makes a cute smile.

Zatch goes up to Yuki and says hi Yuki, I am Zatch Bell and I'm gonna fight to become King of the Mamodos, our worlds are in jeopardy and we need all the help we can get, will you join us?" then Yuki softly says "ok…but big brother Usopp must help me get stronger so I can help my friends" then Kiyo thinks "this looks too familiar like how I met Zatch and Zatch sure changes his opinions about things".

Nami then looks so surprised and yells out "did you say world merger? I thought we destroyed that thing" then Robin tells Nami "sorry miss navigator but I think it was sent to another world…Zatch's world and now that thing is gonna use it to destroy all of us" Zatch then says "no matter what clowny and Zofis throw at us, we'll take them on and succeed for we are the umm, we need a name for the group, any suggestions? And no suggestions from Usopp…how about "Straw Hats Plus"? the crew like the name and so they decide to go forth and save the worlds from the new menace in the form of ultimate evil.

Next chapter:…Not Telling Ya! But it involves Sanji's worst nightmare coming true.