King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE

Chapter 3: Monkey D. Luffy's Thriller

A/N: This huge-ass mega crossover contains characters that I don't own so get used to it!

Additional A/N: I kept this a secret long enough but this is a unofficial sequel to "merger of cursed worlds" by my beautiful girlfriend, Emma Iveli… READ IT NOW BUNGHOLE! HEH HEH M HEH

WARNING: THIS FANFIC MIGHT NOT BE FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, IT IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE SECOND CHAPTER OF "KING OF KINGS" AND EVEN SCARIER THAN "SCARY MOVIE"…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Zatch just caught a fish but it slipped out of his fingers and ended up in Kanchome's hands then Zatch goes up to him and says "hey it's my fish!" then Kanchome hits him with the fish and says "nuh huh, it's my fish" then Zatch grabs the fish and smacks him with it saying "ok it's your fish", only for Kanchome to grab it and say "ok, it's my fish" then slaps himself with it and faints, then Zatch gabs the fish and before he walks away he just softly smacks him with it and says "my fish!". Nami and Kiyo just saw this and say, "What was that all about?"

The straw hats and the bookkeepers were arranging a plan to find and defeat Zofis and Buggy's army at Kiyo's house but then Luffy decides to get the refreshments and then he decides that hot cocoa would be best and then looked around Kiyo's pantry for some but then he finds a can of "TRIOXIN" brand Coffee (not affiliated with nor made with the chemical 2-4-5 Trioxin) Luffy just assumes it's Hot Cocoa and starts mixing it and he then offers it to the mamodos, then Ponygon sees the empty can of coffee then he snapped and yells out in it language ("IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!") then in 5 seconds later, Nami realizes that Sanji isn't perving her and in fact he isn't even in Japan right now…

Luffy starts making strange sounds and as Nami and Kiyo slowly approach him, Luffy's head rotates and makes an extremely grotesque face and says in a deep demonic voice "YOUR MOTHER DRINKS LATTE'S IN STARBUCKS" and that's when he lets it all out…

"YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

COFFEE YUM YUM

COFFEE YUM YUM

COOFEE YUM YUM

I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE…BUNGHOLE! HEH HEH M HEH

Nami just thinks this is probably the main reason why Sanji ran away faster than the time he made Akane Tendo angry… and why Ponygon was flipping out then Ponygon shows them what is happening in the kitchen…

Zatch, Kanchome, Tia, Yuki, Kolulu, Nya, and Yopopo are jumping up and down like idiots yelling out the same rants as Luffy. Kiyo asks Danny why it didn't affect him was because he drank a lot of coffee back when he was with Mr. Goldo. Then Luffy, dressed as Juan Valdez (the Columbian Coffee guy with the donkey) jumps on Ponygon and yells out "GIDDYAP DONKEY! WE NEED MORE COFFEE AND T.P. FOR A LOT OF BUNGHOLES". Zolo and Nami were weirded out, Robin just drank some coffee (no effect) Chopper starts looking up medicines to cure this ailment, Usopp just jumps up to the ceiling and hangs on for dear life, the bookkeepers tried to snap Tia, and Kanchome out of their spell, and Kiyo and Ponygon say at the same time "this isn't happening…this isn't happening…this isn't happening"

Then Luffy yells out "HEY LET'S DO THAT ONE THING THAT MAKES THE AUTHOR'S GIRLFRIEND MAD AT HIM!" Therefore, everyone is playing Duel Monsters and Tia summons an injection fairy lily and it somehow flies out of her card, flies toward Kanchome, and stabs him in the butt with her hypodermic needle, Kiyo thinks he's losing it even more just by seeing this happen.

Then Yuki shows up dressed as Gasser from Bo Bo Bo Bo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo looks at Usopp and says "Don't worry big brother Usopp, the coffee didn't have a huge effect on me…now if you excuse me I gotta fight wall-Yopopo with my "fist of the backwind"

Yuki-wind, honk honk

Yopopo, Yopopo,

Honk honk, honk honk,

Yopopo, Yopopo

Then Tia, Kolulu, and Zatch show up dressed as Gasser go up to Yuki and Zatch says "we'll help you defeat Wall-Yopopo, as well as Wall-Kanchome, and Wall-Nya and the crazy coffee man with the donkey, you 3 wall monsters…and crazy coffee guy…smell our fury!"

Honk honk, honk honk,

Smells good, Smells good,

Honk honk, honk, honk,

Yopopo, Yopopo,

Honk honk, honk, honk

Nya nya, nya nya,

Honk honk, honk honk,

Smells good, Smells good,

Honk honk, honk honk,

Smells good, Smells good,

Then the others were extremely weirded out by this but then a similarly dressed punk kid shows up and goes up to Zatch and says…"why are you guys dressed like me?"

Kiyo couldn't believe it, it was THE Gasser but Kiyo cannot find a reasonable explaination for his appearance but then Zatch says I can't fart anymore…let's wig out!

Then Don Patch shows up and makes Luffy and the Mamodos do the wig-out dance, Usopp wonders if Don Patch is on a coffee craze too but then Gasser says, "Nah, he's like that all the time" Don Patch then says "hey kids I brought a special guest from the 80's…it's Michael Jackson!" then he pulls out seaman recruit Django from pocket space, Kiyo yells out "Look out Zatch it's Michael Jackson!" which makes Django yell out "for the last time, I'm not Michael Jackson, we've been through this before" then Fulgore says "so we meet again Michael Jackson! I thought I told you that Kanchome is off limits to you…as well as Lisa Marie Presley!" and then Luffy somehow gets another can of coffee and makes a fresh brew for Django and downs it in his mouth then Django goes through a strange change…his jacket magically turns red and then the room turns dark and the mamodos are wearing skull masks and then the song "Thriller" is playing in the background then the mamodos are dancing like zombies from that video while Django sings "Thriller" perfectly. Kiyo then shouts out "it's…it's a 80's flashback! NOOOOOO!", Nami wonders where is this music coming from, then chopper tries to stop the whole thing by splashing decaf coffee on them yelling "the power of decaf compels you! The power of decaf compels you!" But no effect. Gasser decides to end this by pulling out a can of chili beans and to the tune of the "Popeye Theme" he downs the can, pulls off his collar and then he lets it rip.

The mamodos and Luffy were having huge hangovers and sore noses, Kiyo then puts the collar back on Gasser and asks him why he is here, Gasser explains "one minute, me and Don Patch was fighting a insurance salesman…who turned out to be a hair hunter, then all of a sudden we vanished and ended up in this stranger world than ours" then Kolulu softly said "this is the side effect that Zofis' world merger is having, and if this keeps up, other worlds will be merging with one another and soon a bigger bomb than Gasser's attack will occur…we have to stop them! Ooooh my head!"

Gasser and Don Patch agreed to join the team in order to save the universe and defeat Zatch and Luffy's enemies and then he suggests that ice cream would get rid of hangovers but Don Patch accidentally gives Luffy Coffee flavored ice cream and then hears Luffy make a demonic Laugh, Thus everyone freaks out and Don Patch softly says "here we go again!" and then Gasser says "that's our Don Patch!" then the 2 laugh while the straw hats and Bookkeepers are running away in fear.

Next: the moment you've been waiting for…The Straw Hats Plus (plus Gasser and Don Patch) VS umm…those jerks that work for the clowny pirate and the genderless Mamodo.