King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE

Chapter 4: MORTAL KOMBAT!

A/N: This huge-ass mega crossover contains characters that I don't own so get used to it, oh and the characters Yuki the mamodo, Usa, and Ko belong to Emma Iveli, whom I love very much and did parts of the chapter for me

Note: I haven't been updating for a long time due to schedule conflicts and the fact that I only do fanfic work at my girlfriend's house

Note for everyone, especially acutekitty: the "4 mamodos of the apocalypse" chose their codenames that fit them: Nya is sickening cute (pestilence), Yopopo is "dancing with death" (death) Kolulu eats a lot of candy (famine) and Danny can fight (war)

In our last chapter, Luffy and the Mamodos (shows them looking normal)…drink powerful coffee (they're drinking it)…then they became wired (shows them making the Don Patch happy face) and then they (Kanchome gives the author a hotfoot) HEY! What's the big idea? (Tia fishes for snorks and sticks lit firecrackers up their butts) hey! Stop that! And you! (Zatch runs around naked) put your dress back on! (Luffy gives the land back to the Indians) now cut that out! don't make me send you guys back to your rooms (Nya pees on a statue of jebidiah Springfield) hey where did that statue come from? (a giant Kanchome puts a giant firecracker on earth and is about to light it) HEY CUT THAT OUT! well anyway they got over their weird behavior and suffered hangovers..well that and due to Zofis' world merging some gassy punk and sun guy appear out of nowhere (Don Patch starts yelling "HEY! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT OUR NAMES ARE!" yeah it's Heppokomaru and Poppa Rocks (Gasser yells out "THAT'S MY JAPANESE NAME AND THAT'S WHAT VIZ CALLS DON PATCH!") yeah whatever! Well our story continues…

Chopper hospitalizes the mamodos and Luffy and checks if they're ok but then Luffy comes to and tells them "boy I had the strangest dream about last night… we were at a prom and as I was singing for the new king and queen, Usopp and some funny sun guy drop a bucket of coffee down my mouth and then…I wigged out! ("wig out…wig out…wig out…wig out…wig out…) and while I was wigging out, Usopp and the sun guy had gone too far and dropped a bucket of pig's blood on this punk kid and his date, the girl acted strange and made that "I'm gonna set the whole place on fire" face but then the punk kid tells her "don't worry Carrie, I'll take care of this" and then he ate a can of beans, placed a lighter next to his butt, and let it ripped. The whole place was flaming as as a steak and I was the only survivor of the dance of doom while everyone and everything burned to the ground… you survived chopper because you were being stalked by a paperboy who kept yelling "TWO DOLLARS! TWO DOLLARS!", Sanji survived because he was expelled from school because Miss Ballbricker caught him in the girls' shower. By the way, got any steak?"

Chopper gets shocked by Luffy's story and says "ok, Luffy's gone bye bye now!"

Soon, Yuki goes up to Gasser and asks her to be stronger by learning his "fist of the backwind" while making a cute face, Gasser gets shocked and yells out "why would a little girl like you want to learn the fist of the backwind, it wouldn't even smell. And also, why are you dressing up like me?" Yuki replied "because I look cool boss! Plus you're cute (girly giggle)" Gasser blushes and says "thanks but I have a girlfriend and I bet she's missing me…oh you look sad…why?" Yuki then tells him about her personal reasons why she wants to be stronger so he feels bad and instructs her on how to use it. Yuki then smiles widely and says "WOW! Just wait till Sanji sees me in action" which makes Gasser yell out "YOU LIKE THAT SKIRT CHASIN' WEIRDO!" Yuki just blushes while smiling widely "yes, the way his hair covers his eye and that lollipop makes him sweet and the way he kicks like Pele on a soccer field, I feel like hugging him" Gasser just anime falls.

Meanwhile in a small boat 11 figures covered in shadows were in it. "Why found this group to help this boy Zatch? And Monkey D Luffy, from your story you want to burn this kids book." Said a female figure. "Because I have my reasons, same should be the same for you and your sister. You have no ties to the Straw Hats." Said another female figure. "Because I want me and my sister to join them" said yet another female figure. "But the girl has a point! You don't like Zatchy or Luffy!" said a male figure… who sounded a little feminine. "Zatchy?" said a male figure. "He must have befriended him." Said another female figure. "ZZZZZ" snored a male figure. "He fell asleep again…" said male figure. "Well I say we need to get even more organized, why are we here?" said the third female. "Great she's trying to give an inspirational speech." Said the first female figure. "To help out brothers and sisters!" said a male figure. "That's right" agreed another. "Well… I want to help... my friends…" stuttered another male figure. "To help a friend that gave me courage" said the second male figure. "Because Zatch helped me in time of need" said the fourth female figure. "ZZZZ" snored the third male. "Because Zatchy told me to try out entertaining people!" said the first male figure. "Because you made me." Said the first female figure. The third female figure turned to her and said "Well you're here, and why are you two here. You two are the ones who started this group." She said to the two figures that didn't say why they did this "I want to defeat the thing and save my friend." said the 2nd female figure "I want to be king of the mamodos and before I can do that, I have to defeat that thing!" said the 4th male figure. "It's because that they formed the group, we will defeat the cross dresser and save the multiverse!" said the third female figure throwing her fist into the air. "I think your just doing so that you can prove to Luffy that would be a good pirate!" said the first female figure. "Huh? What were we talking about" said the third male figure waking up.

Then back in the Merry Go, Zatch and Luffy are wondering what's on the ship in the horizon, Luffy insists on firing the cannon at it in case if it's the surviving baroque work members or pirates made up of insurance salesmen but then it was too late when the ship arrived and it's crew entered the Merry Go, then a girl with pink hair with rabbit ears wearing a sundress shows up and says "don't worry, we come in peace" while doing the Vulcan sign, Kiyo was the only one who knows what it means and tells her " you might be saying peace but your hand says "long live and prosper". "Oh… right" said the girl, she sighed, "I'm Gi Usa! Call me Usa! I'm pirate thief known as the Rabbit! I wish to join the crew!" she said doing cool poses. Kiyo reacts by saying "since when does Team Rocket employ rabbit girls?" then Zatch says "are you related to bugs bunny? Here have a carrot!" Usa takes the carrot with a smile and say "No I'm not, but thanks." "Geez sis, we told you to wait to 'till everyone was ready perticularly since we're the only two no one knows on this boat." Said a blue haired cat girl.

But then Sanji arrives on a boat with a green haired Amazon girl by his side and says "I've been through hell and back during that coffee rampage and WHOA! Who are the broads with the ears and tails?" and then he tries to rush to them but then the Amazon clutches his leg and says "Lung-Lung need correct husband from that kind of behavior!" then Sanji says "eh' better than dealing with Stan the java man over there" while pointing at Luffy, Kiyo yells out "But Luffy's normal again!". So Sanji says to Lung-Lung "See you at Jusenkyo! Luffy's back to normal, did I mention that you're too young for me." And then the boat sails back to China. Sanji decides to hit on the cat girl first but cat girl glared at Sanji and said "My pervert senses are a tingling!" She took out a Kunai from pocket space "No! Ko! Don't! Even if he's a perv don't do it!" yelled Usa. "Usa! Ko I thought we told to wait…" said… Koby. "Koby!" said Luffy happily. "Sorry." Said Usa. "Don't blame me, blame the ditz." Said the cat girl named Ko pointing to Usa. "Well you should know how handle her." Said a grim looking blonde.

Both Zatch and Kiyo looked shocked and Kiyo shouts "What's Sherry doing here?" but then Sanji says "who cares? The more broads the better!" but then before Sanji says anything, Sherry says "see my partner Brago?" then Sanji just backs away from her. Kiyo then asks Sherry what she's doing her and she responds "the four mamodo sent us a message about Zofis' attack on our worlds so I enlisted people who are associated with you and the straw hat" "That's right Brother Luffy!" shouted Jonny, "Sister Sherry wants to help you!" yelled Yosaku. "Don't forget us!" said Li-en. "That right!" said Wonrei. There was an awkward, "Wasn't there 11 of you? But there's only 9! Where the other two!" yelled Don Patch. "Um…" said Sherry. "Well… one of them is um… I don't know… but the last is… (sigh) I can't believe I'm doing this…" said Ko she suddenly yelled out "Hey is that Black Beard!" Ace suddenly appeared grogy, "Huh! What really where?". "Sorry that was a lie, but we're here." Said Ko. Ace fell back to sleep. "Now where is the 11th!" demanded Don Patch. "Who's the weird sun thing?" said Ko, Koby and Li-En shrugged.

Then a tiny creature that looks exactly like a snork but wearing a ballerina costume shows up and then Nami sees it and grabs it while pulling out her firecrackers but then the thing said in a tiny voice "no wait, it's me Bon Clay" then he touches his face with his left hand and turns back into his "normal" form, a weirdo in a ballerina costume and then Nami bashes him in the face and tells him "this was for the first time we met, now if only I have bigger firecrackers" and then Zolo tells him "Nami has a thing about abusing snorks that only the author of this fanfic knows about". Sanji then sees Bon Clay and gets disgusted but he suddenly changes when he sees Li-an but in 2 seconds he changes his mind when he sees Won-ray and assumes that it's her boyfriend and Sanji just can't keep borrowing money from Nami to cover hospital bills.

"We wanted it to be a surprise but Usa ruined it…" sad Koby. "Hey the sun-thing kind of reminds me of the man Jelly man…" said Usa. "Jellyman?" repeated Gasser. "Is there an echo in here?" said Ko sarcastically, then Bon Clay just dances towards Ko and says "is Usa talking about this guy?" then he touches his face with his right hand and becomes a blue jelly man and wipes his face with a nu handkerchief and this makes Gasser shouts "WHAT'S JELLY JIGGLER DOING WITH YOU GUYS?" "He's not the real Jelly Jiggler…" said Ko. "So he's not with you…" said Gasser. "I didn't say that…" said Ko. "I adopted the Jellyman…" said Usa. The real Jelly Jiggler shows up "Usa-Sama!" cried Jelly Jiggler. So Jelly Jiggler explains his story "while I was trying to defeat the evil insurance salesman whom turns out to be a hair hunter I was also slipped into this strange world I mean I was chased by a weird girl in a car who wanted me for dessert but she ate my magic radish and then all of a sudden this beautiful rabbit girl shows up and uses a strange blast from her hands to save me and soon I was in love and adopted by her to join the crew to save their friends…would you like another chocolate heart Usa-Sama?" Usa began to sweatdrop "I'm fine…" she said nervously. "Truth be told he's developed quite a crush on her and she doesn't like it!" whispered Ko to the others. And then the Merry Go crashes on what looks like a floating stadium while Jelly Jiggler falls off the boat, the Stadium strongly resembles the Tenkaichi Budoukai (a martial arts tournament from Dragon Ball Z, no, no characters from DBZ will be part of the crew) then Kiyo gets shocked and yells out beauty style "ZOFIS MUST BE WATCHING WAY TOO MUCH DRAGON BALL Z!", then Luffy gets excited and yells out "COOL! I HOPE WE MEET GOKU AND VEGITA" and Don Patch says "me too!" and Jelly Jiggler says "me three!" but then Kiyo shouts out "DIDN'T YOU READ THE DISCLAIMER! SO NO GOKU!" then all 3 of then suddly dress up like goku and beat each other up and Gasser says "I think those 2 are a bad influence on Luffy".

As the heroes enter the stadium, Zofis and Koko show up out of the shadows in the darkened stadium and says "welcome fools, to your deaths!" And then she summons all of her henchmen and then Zofis notices that the 4 cloaked figures with her are really Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch, Zatch and Luffy, Zofis then yells out beauty style "HOW CAN YOU GUYS BE THE 4 MAMODOS OF THE APOCALYPSE IF YOU'RE GOOD GUYS!" and Kolulu yells out "YEAH! HOW CAN YOU GUYS BE THEM IF ME, DANNY, NYA, AND YOPOPO ARE REALLY THEM…oops!" and then Zofis realized that it got tricked by the "4 Mamodos of the apocalypse" Gasser, Nami and Kiyo agree that Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler are a bad influence to Luffy and Zatch. The confusing act gets Zofis really mad and then gets Buggy's army and the mamodos to attack. The pirates and mamodos used their powers to battle them and then a Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler open cans of a soda called "whoop ass" and started drinking then Don Patch reveals it's coffee and then he's dressed up as Luffy and starts wigging out then Sanji just coming out of his fight with Don Kreig yells out "I THOUGHT WE DEALT WITH THAT IN THE LAST CHAPTER!" then Luffy who is dressed as Don Patch says "yeah we need to fight for our right to wig out!" and Yuki whom is dressed as Jelly Jiggler says "that's right!" the heroes and villans stop fighting and saw the weirdness going on then they resumed fighting.

Kanchome shrinks and uses a clothespin to pinch Buggy's finger then it came off and it landed on a cup of chili Don Patch was eating and then he says "yay! This chili has more meat in it, want some Luffy?" then Sanji yells out "THAT'S GROSS, DO SOME SERIOUS FIGHTING YOU TWO!" then Luffy and Don Patch start beating eachother up and Sanji yells out "NOT WITH EACHOTHER! WITH THE BAD GUYS!". The good mamodos were called out by their book owners (except for Kanchome for Fulgore was hitting on Lady Alvida at the time) then Yuki shows up and walks towards Reycom then the evil mamodo says to her, "So I'm surprised your still in this battle, you coward… how were able to last this long I'll never know, but at least I'll be able to finnally burn you book… my dear sister." Yyuki repsonds "You will never burn my book, never! You always hated me… however I leanred how to do something… Fist of the Back Wind!" yelled Yuki. She tunred around and farted in Reycom's face, it isn't stinky however it froze Reycom in a huge block of ice, Gasser then looks triumphant and says "you did well young snowbunny, you did well" but then Usopp was shocked at what he saw and says "well at least me and yuki will keep cool during summer vacation in Alabasta". As the heroes and villans fight, neither of them claim victory, although Fulgore is losing over Sanji because he wants Avlida, Morgan kept using his ax-hand to fight Luffy then Kuro says "how can you think that you can beat him you can't even beat me up…just like years ago" then Kuro snaps and yells out "I remember that day" and then he slashes Kuro in the back and then he cuts off Buggy's head even though he has the chop chop powers, Zofis yells out "Stop him! He's gone psycho!" and while the villans are distracted The Mamodos used a combination of their powers into one blast and it knocks out the bunch however Fulgore is in the way because Sanji pushed him there. The Villans then come to their sences and resume fighting and then Zofis then activates the world merger and escapes into another world, Luffy, Zatch, Kiyo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Gasser, Usopp, Yuki, Usa and Ko are the only ones to see this and then they follow Zofis to various world unlike any other…

Mini-Story: where the hell did Sanji go?

(Sanji ran… ran like the wind, he did not want to deal with the evil coffee fuled Luffy… however a bright light appeared and he was suddenly in a village filled with beautiful women)

Sanji: All right! Gigity gigity gigity!

Voice: Sanji!

(Sanji turned around a saw two familiar 12 year old girls Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung… you need to read Merger of Cursed world to understand why.)

Lung-Lung (Glomping Sanji): Lung-Lung so happy to see you!

Sanji: -.- Lung-Lung… good to see you.

Ling-Ling: o.O How you get here, world isn't permatmaly mergred.

Sanji: A crazy crossdresser found the world merger and modifided the world merger. Is is okay if I stay for a while, Luffy drank coffee and is acting insane.

Ling-Ling: That's my husband for you… well I should call elder Cologne, she may know some.

(Ling-Ling leaves…)

Lung-Lung (glomping Sanji): Lung-Lung so happy to see you again… maybe we marry.

Sanji: O.o I think I'll go for a walk in private…

(Sanji leaves Lung-Lung, after she's out of sight he decides to hit on girls however a certain little blue… critter that's three apples tall shows up… Smurftte, if you don't why she's here, read One Piece: Luffy's Smurfy Advenature)

Smurfete: Sanji, I come for you child support.

Sanji: O.o Wiat I thought Smurfs don't have money.

Smurfete: Well I'm the only left, can't you think of the children after all your navigator did kill my people.

(Amazons begin to gather around Sanji)

Amazon: He hit on!

Amazon: He also hit on me!

Amazon: Let's dump him in spring of Drowned Virtous then make him buy useless crap!

Amazon Mob: Yeah!

(The mob of Amazons pick him up and drag him to Jusenkyo)

Sanji: No! No! I don't want to be virtous!

(Suddenly, Indiana Jones music begins to play in the background as Lung-Lung catches him while on a rope. Both run away from the mob, a bright light appears and both Sanji and Lung-Lung are on the deck of the Merry Go)

Sanji: You save me… what can I do to repay you.

Lung-Lung: Marry me!

Sanji: Let's just see how Luffy is first…

Next: "Pirates and Mamodo's Excellent Adventure" an adventure that knows no boundaries!

Don Patch: HEY WHAT ABOUT US!

Jelly Jiggler: What are we? Chopped geletin..oh yeah I am geletin

Gasser: this makes me so mad I'm gonna explode (fart) oops, sorry!

Ko: yeah! I'm not even a pirate either!

Usa: but I thought we're straw hats

Ko: that's from a alternate universe, this is King of kings

Kiyo:…WHAT AM I? PIRATE OR MAMODO!

Winter Knight: you guys are neither pirates nor mamodos, does this make you guys "the professor and mary ann"?

All: NO! (I anime fall)