King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE

Chapter 5: Pirates and Mamodo's Excellent Adventure

A/N: as usual I do not own all these characters yet I'm gonna add more in this chapter, and if I did own Dr. Slump, then the anime would be dubbed and uncut just like Akira Toriyama's other popular anime..umm. it has something to do with fighting and 7 orbs of power that summons a wish-granting dragon… umm what was it called again I forgot.

Note: I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Extremely busy so that is why I haven't been updating this story, please give it time and it will be updated soon.

Important Note:Beavis and Butthead do appear in this chapter so it might not be for kids and:

"Beavis and Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completly sic made up by this Texas guy who we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-Head are dumb, crude, ugly, thoughtless, sexist self-destructive fools. But for some reason the little wienerheads make us laugh."

In the last piece of one piece, the evil Zofis and her bookkeeper Koko have escaped through a portal other worlds in hopes of taking over which will lead to a Armageddon of unspeakable horrors ("Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling, Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes…, The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.") so it's up to the chosen heroes : Monkey D. Luffy, Zatch Bell, Kiyo (hey! I wasn't chosen for this!), Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Gasser, Usopp, Yuki, Usa and Ko, follow it so all this doesn't happen, will they succeed? Come aboard and find out!

In a flash of white light, the group separate, then Luffy, Zatch, Kiyo, and Don Patch find themselves in a forest and they find themselves to be in 3D, Luffy asks "why am I so buldgy? I'm not even using my "gum gum balloon" yet" then Zatch sees some hornets flying by, but those hornets look like machines with a weird looking symbol on it but before Zatch can say anything Don Patch lights a cigarette and almost drops the match in the ground but then luffy is wearing a park ranger's hat and smacks it with his shovel then Zatch in a park ranger's hat smacks Don Patch with a shovel and says "hey you! only you can prevent forest fires!" then Kiyo sighs and says "Don Patch is such a bad influence on those two" then Zatch goes back to normal and says "hey we're in Lyoko, that means XANA's attacking and we gotta help those kids", "Right! Because we got worlds to save, and meat to eat! "says a rather excited Luffy, "And a lot of wigging out to do!" says Don Patch. And so they run to a activated tower and they see Aelita, Odd, Yumi, and Ulrich fighting a bunch of XANA's monsters ( hornets, roachsters, and crabs) then Zatch happily shouts "oh my goodness! It's team lyoko! Can I have your autographs?", the 4 gets confused by this and they think it's a monster but then Yumi recognizes him and says "you must be "gash bell", you're one of japan's greatest heroes, but why is "Monkey D. Ruffy" and "DonPatchi" with you?" but then Zatch replies "well it's a long story but it looks like you guys need help" so Zatch, Don Patch, and Luffy attack the monsters while Kiyo wonders where did the others go.

Meanwhile, Usopp, Usa, Ko, Jelly Jiggler, Yuki appears in a suburban Texas town and they see sanji in front of a messed up house with a burning bush, Yuki is really excited in seeing Sanji but asks why was he here so he replies "well I came along because not only there are plenty of fish in the sea but other worlds as well, however I'm strangly drawn to this house because the author forced me to" but then Ko coughs "coughpervertcough" and as Sanji opens the door, they see 2 moronic teenagers watching Parco Fulgore's "Chi Chi Wo Moge" and laughing non-stop until they see Usa and Ko and start laughing like the idiots they are and Jelly Jiggler gets shocked and yells out "hey Usa I know those 2! Those guys are from that show from Zatch's world, umm…I think they were called "Beaver and Bunghole"… then Butthead says "you dumbass jelly roll, I'm butthead and uhh… he's a dumbass huh huh huh" then beavis replies "shut up fartknocker, I'm gonna kick your ass heh heh m heh, oh hi umm rabbit girl, I'm beavis…wanna do me heh heh m heh" then Usa starts to twitch violently and glows pink, Ko gets nervous when butthead stares at her and he says "umm since you're like a cat, can we like, stick some M-80's up your butt? Huh huh huh, this is gonna be cool, huh huh huh" said Butthead. Beavis yells out "No you choadsmoker, that's a cat girl they score with anyone! Heh heh" "Cool! Huh huh huh… whoa Beavis check out that dude's nose." Said Butthead. "Whoa Butthead your right… it looks like a shlong, heh heh m heh" Usopp gets offended however Usa and Ko are angerier than he is. "Okay I get the dumbass…" said Ko, Usa responded "Which one?" "I'll get the one with brown hair and you get the blonde…" said Ko. "That's fine with me." Said Usa. "Um… maybe some should advert Yuki's eyes this is going to get really violent" said Ko. Seconds later, Beavis and Butthead are pixilated since they look horribly mangled beyond discription, the last thing Butthead says before Usopp's crew leaves is "uhh…this sucks…huh huh huh".

Meanwhile back on Lyoko, Zatch arranges it so Luffy can help Aelita get to the tower and deactivate it while Don Patch uses his "Don Patch sword" to destroy a few monsters, Don Patch then spray paints on a rock that reads "XANA SUX", Luffy punches a crab in the XANA spot and then Zatch uses "zaker" on a horde of hornets and roachsters then Don Patch dresses up as a Scyphozoa and grabs Aelita and drags her into the tower in order to distract the monsters, Yumi tells her "don't worry, DonPatchi is a harmless idiot and master of disguise" and then Kiyo says "he's a master of disguise?". As soon as Don Patch takes her into the tower Aelita is deactivating the tower while Zatch, Luffy, and Don Patch start spray painting anti-XANA slogans such as "the only thing he can download is in his pants" and "why can't XANA get dates? Because he's "microsoft" then the tower starts shaking and then team lyoko manage to materialize back into the real world and thank them for their help…and pissing off XANA in the process.

After their trip in Lyoko, Luffy's crew see Zofis and Koko escape into another warp and they briefly pass a cul-de-sac where a smelly pre-teen boy is just eating gravy, he then says "I gotta lay off the gravy…IT'S MAKING ME SEE THINGS!..." after that he continues eating the gravy.

Then Luffy, Zatch, Don Patch, and Kiyo enter a strange village where poop is everywhere, anthropodmorphic animals walk around and a strange superman like being is riding on a skateboard so he can look like he is flying. Luffy tried to read a sign that reads "Welcome to Penguin Village" but it calls it "poo-poo village" and thinks this is where gasser lives. Then all of a sudden a cute girl in purple hair and glasses starts running yelling "KIIIN!" then Don Patch becomes a brick wall in hopes of making her crash but the girl was somehow strong enough to break the part of the Don Patch wall where his crotch should be, "AAAAAHHHHH! My boys are broken!" said a pain-filled Don Patch in a high-pitched voice. Then the Girl stops immediately in front of Zatch and says "N'CHA! I'm Arale Norimaki, wanna play?", but a recovered Don Patch says in a high pitched voice "HEY NO FAIR! THE AUTHOR SAID NO DRAGON BALL NOR DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTERS IN THIS FANFIC! OH EXCUSE ME (hits his crotch in order to fix it) ok I'm back to normal…Arale is created by Akira Toriyama and therefore we can't be seen with her!". Then Arale says "actually Mr. Sun guy, I was created by Doctor, not Toriyama, but that's a secret…" then she pokes poop on a stick and rubs it on Don Patch who just screams and starts wigging out, Arale, Luffy, and Zatch join them in the wigging out dance as well while Kiyo thinks "where are the "normal" guys? And then Usopp's crew shows up and Usa is seen with a tiny angel with antennas on it's head as she has it in her arms thinking it's cute. Kiyo is surprised to see the group and then Usopp says "let me guess, you met the super-strong girl too? Well we could need someone like her to save the multiverse, AND AS YOUR CAPTAIN, IT'S DECLAIRED THAT WE RECRUIT…ummwhat's her name again?" then Luffy answers "it's Arale Norimaki, we'll take her anyway because she's our new friend" but then Arale says "but I need Doctor's permission because I can't talk to strangers…and Mr. sun guy very strange…wig out! wig out! wig out!"

So our heroes plus Arale and Gatchan (the little angel-thingy) go to Dr. Senbi Norimaki's house, Senbi is also known as "Dr. Slump" for obvious reasons. "NO WAY! I CAN'T HAVE ARALE AND GATCHAN GO WITH YOU GUYS, WHO'S GONNA GET ME MY RAMEN AND DO CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE? YOU CAN'T!" yells out a very excited senbi but then Luffy, Zatch, Don Patch, Yuki, and Arale point at him and say "gorilla! gorilla!" because he kinda looks like a gorilla when he yells like that. Then Usopp says "but we need her because she is powerful enough to stop a menace from Zatch's world that will destroy every universe ever imagined…", then Kiyo says something to Senbi that makes him change his mind and it is "bottom line… we know she's a robot because your manga is popular from where we're from, plus if the worlds are destroy, no more porn and ramen". Then Senbi is so shocked that he gives them some supplies and tells them to recharge Arale several hours with this baby bottle like energy tank and make sure neither Arale nor Gatchan get into any trouble. And so the heroes plus Arale and Gatchan leave the Dr. Slump world for the next one, one weirder than that one.

When they entered the Cul-de-sac again, they see Ed explaining to Edd (double d) and Eddy what he saw as "I saw what looks like a demon kid, a rubber man, some normal guy, and a sun shaped alien chasing a weird looking girl and a demon in a dress!"and Edd just says "are you seeing things again just like what happened to us in "1 + 1 Ed", Ed's story prompts eddy to say "hey how about we use ed's stories for our newspaper tabloid magazine scam, those pigeons will fall for it!" then Don Patch pearches on Eddy's head dressed as a pigeon and pulls out a mayonaisse packet, opens it and pours it on Eddy's head and this makes him say "I hate birds!" Ed sees Don Patch and says "hey it's the sun alien and he mutated into a pigeon!...I come in peace oh orange one, take me to your planet! Umm are you a kanimit by any chance because I don't know how to read your book "To serve man"? then Luffy, Zatch and the others look confused at this surrounding as the cul-de-sac is devoid of adults other people then Kiyo says "umm was it the rupture? And you guys were "left below"? then Edd says "nope, adults are never shown in our show, but we can only see them…yes we break the 4th wall now and then!...GOOD LORD WHAT ARE THEY DOING!" and then Ed, Don Patch, Yuki, Zatch, Luffy, Usa, Arale, and Gatchan are doing the wig out dance while wearing Double D hats on their heads, thus making Ko say "oh great, the case of the dumdums infected my sister" but then Eddy says "hey how would you, your sister, and the weird sun thing would like a new home were you can get plenty of exercise and a audience that feeds you" then Ko angerly says "if you're planning to sell us to a Zoo then prepare to say goodbye to your 2 best friends, and I don't mean "pinky and the brain" over there!" then Eddy whimpers and says softly "I'll be good!"

Zatch excitedly tells Kiyo "hey Kiyo, the smelly kid is fun and as strong as Arale, can he come too?" but then the Kankers show up and Lee tells them "oh eds, time to us to collect our revenue" and as the eds panic, Zatch shows up and yells out "hey I know you guys, what you do by stealing the money they worked so hard for from scamming is wrong and you will be punished" but then all 3 of them just shove Zatch and intimidate them by grabbing a soda can and crushing it and just as the 3 surround Ed, Arale shows them what she can do with a telephone pole just by crushing it and then the 3 girls wet themselves and run for their lives. After the kankers left, Ed and Arale star at eachother and smile but they get interuppted by Double D because he is just told by Kiyo that the multiverse needs to be saved and since he is compitant as Kiyo he will go with them, Eddy yells out "WHY CAN'T I COME? IS IT BECAUSE I'M SHORT (on cash that is!)" "Because you are maybe the greediest persion on the multiverse… geez even if Zofis bribed Nami so that it would escape she wouldn't take it… you on the other hand… Zofis would be long gone…" said Ko but then Double D softly says "he'd do it…he will" then Ko says "aren't you just the cutest thing!" then she hugs her then Ko does it too and then Nazz appears out of nowhere and hugs him too, she heard the whole thing and wishes him luck.

Before the heroes leave the Cul-de-sac, they see a australian boy and a japanese-american girl who have "numbuh's" for names and the Australian boy says "I don't know how we got into this adult free sector but I wanna get back at the one who did this to us so…can we join you guys?" then Don Patch makes them fill in applications and then he says "hmm you guys must be numbuh 3 and 4 of the Kids next door, the cutest couple since Beauty and Gasser and Kiyo and Suzie" (both Gasser and Kiyo pound Don Patch with fish) Yuki then smiles and says "you guys can come with us, besides I'm planning a huge tea party when Zofis gets it's just desserts" then Numbuh 3 says "YAY! PARTY AND DESSERT! And I get to be with Ruffy, Gash, Donpatchi, Tokoro Tennsuke ("it's about time I finally get mentioned even more in this chapter") and Arare!"

So after the Heroes got new members, they head into a world that is not meant for them…OUR'S!

Next time: it's a surprise!

P.S. because Yumi and Kuki are Japanese, they know about those anime characters and their original non-english names such as Tokoro Tennsuke is now known as Jelly Jiggler.

Mini-Story:

(right before they left for the portal Suppa Man shows)

Suppa Man: I would like to join you!

(everyone almost goes itno a huddle then comes out)

Don Patch: No!

Suppa Man: Why?

(Music begins to play in the background and everyone but Kiyo, Usopp, Yuki, Ko, Usa, Gasser and Gachan begin to sing)

Luffy: Because you have no super powers…

Zatch: You want to save the world but you can't…

All those who were signing: Because you are lame!

Kiyo: (Talking) This is a lttile harsh…

Ko (talking): No kidding…

Jelly Jiggler: This sorry excuse for a parody….

All: you look like Kal-el, but you're a zero, just like eddy, you're no hero! Pickled plums will not make you strong, but taking steroids will be wrong, so no no no no no…to stuper-man!

Suppa-man: that's SUPPA-MAN!

All: (Tallking) So what? (singing) Because you are lame!

(songs ends)

Kiyo: You could have put it a little nicer…

Yuki: Yeah...

(End of Ministory)