King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE

Chapter 6: Breaking the 4th wall…because breaking stuff is cool huh huh huh

A/N: as usual I do not own all these characters, I don't even know who owns the rights of Emma and myself

Note:Beavis and Butthead do appear in this chapter so it might not be for kids, if the first warning didn't work, here's the second:

"Beavis and Butt-Head are not role models. They're not even human, they're cartoons. Some of the things they do could cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested... possibly deported. To put it another way, don't try this at home."

As I was typing down this story Emma's (who's apartment I write this in) being her usual beautiful self but then a portal appears and I see Monkey D. Luffy, Zatch Bell, Kiyo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Gasser, Usopp, Sanji, Yuki, Usa, Ko, and new arrivals Ed (from Ed, Edd, n Eddy, not "Cowboy Bebop" nor "Fullmetal Alchemist" you clownbird!) Double D (Edd), Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 of the Kids Next Door and Arale Norimaki and Gatchan from "Dr. Slump" coming out of a time and space warphole and they look awfully puzzled as they do not know that they are breaking the 4th wall and way! Don Patch! What are you…

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The end

NO! NO!

It's me again, sorry for what Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were writing but anyway back to the st..Luffy!

As I finally became king of the pirates, the whole room is surrounded with meat, dipped in gravy for my good friend ed, and there are many yellowtails on the couch next to the girl with the orange cat for the kitty and Zatch, for Arale plenty of poop to poke and then Gasser cut one on jelly's face and then…oh hi Sanji!

Luffy if it's true what the sun guy said then… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PARTY! By magic, hundreds of gorgeous babes from Rumiko Takahashi town, Nami, Vivi, Sherry, Suzie, and Usa and Ko join my harem and they all wait in line for a kiss from their prince… hey who are you? You're pretty cute…. Wait stop pushing me…

Hey Emma Iveli here! I wrote Quest of Kings, Merger of Cursed Worlds and other fanfics… anyways the little jelly babies go away, Usa and Jelly Jiggler are not married… Luffy's still not king of the pirates (Sorry Luffy) and all the girls from Rumiko Takahashi town magical disappear but for some reasion Nami, Vivi, Sherry and Suzie are still there and Brago appears from nowhere…whoo that was a lot. "How did I get here?" asked Brago. "You can blame me… and girls blame Sanji its his fault you're here!" I said, "Rick, can you take over its your fanfic…"

Anyway we decided to give the crew a little rest in Emma's house before they go back to hunting for Zofis and Koko, Emma lets Yuki and Numbuh 3 play with her anime plushies, Usopp, Gasser, and the girls join them just to see Yuki because she is as cute as my beautiful girlfriend

"I'm embarassed that you that kind of things in your fanfics" said Emma

Well I'm not afraid to admit my love for my beautiful magical kitten fairy and anime princess of mercury that I love so much with my heart and soul, she means the world to me and I'm grateful to be her boyfriend and future husband…BELIEVE IT!

Emma blushes bright red and repiles to thias "Um… I'm so embarassed… I can't believe you said that to all of FF .net…"

So I kissed her passionately and then everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and say "AWWW" except for Sanji who says " aw man, that could've been me with any of the girls in this room, well time to see what Yuki is up to"

Yuki is playing with the doll coincidently Emma has an Usopp, Nami and Sanji plushie (Emma: Note to self buy a Luffy plushie), Yuki also played with a Mint from Tokyo Mew Mew. "It kind of looks like me." Said Yuki. She began to make the Sanji plushie kiss the Mint plushie (who is playing her) and saying loving things. "I'm going into the living room and see what the others and loving couple is doing…" said Sanji.

Hi I'm Kuki Sanban (numbuh 3) and I'm typing down what kind of fun stuff me and my new friend Yuki are up to, oh cute! The nice fanfic author gave his girlfriend a Togepi doll, but I have my super kawaii anime rainbow monkey doll to represent me! And now before I turn this over to the boy with the sock for a hat, me and Yuki are gonna sing our hearts out, oh look, Arare, Gash, Ruffy, Ed, and Don Patchi wanna join our choir:

"Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys, Oh, so very round and super chunky, Bringing love wherever they go, Everyone's made of a big rainbow! Oh, red and orange and pink and blue Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys, We love you!" (they keep singing till Kiyo, Numbuh 4, Sanji, and Jelly Jiggler go crazy and decide to give the computer to Double D)

This is Double D or Edd, and I am intrigued by this reality making device so if I were to type down that Arale suddenly gets her energy restored from that last warp..hey it did happen and she's drinking from that baby bottle Senbi gave Luffy and now she's playing with Yuki using Gatchan as a doll and…

OH MY TURN DOUBLE D! umm…those funny guys from the last chapter return and they have fully recovered and they give me gravy and monster comics, one of them just said "uhh why do we have to give gravy and monster comics to this dumbbutt hee hee hee" oh wait his laugh went "huh huh huh" now I remember and now they are pushing me from the chair and starting to type down…

Woa check it out butthead heh heh heh, I can type..umm me and buttface are able to like spell correctly and type anything we want such as…umm… (picks nose) oh yeah, the couch where the lightening kid was sitting just burse into flames…YEAH! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! But then the little snow chick uses her breath to put it out…she sucks heh heh m heh.

My turn dumbass…huh huh…this is cool, uhhh…we grab that one chick's cat and stick a M-80 up it's butt but then the chef dude with the one eye grabs the cat and pulls the M-80 out of it…that guy's a wuss even though he likes chicks and stuff…whoa! I like just got a idea or something….huh huh huh…this is gonna be cool…huh huh huh…And then all the chicks except for the dorky chick in glasses, and those 2 flat chicks that are little or something appear in their underwear and wanna score with big daddy butthead uh huh huh huh.

No fair buttmunch I wanna score with these chicks I'm already getting a stiffy from seeing the orange haired girl in ther panties heh heh m heh

You buttdumpling, I want all the chicks, you can have the dorky chick in the glasses huh huh huh…this is gonna be cooler than the time we huffed paint thinner in Mr. Anderson's tool shed huh huh huh…

I (Emma) manage to grab one of crutches and bash them in the heads. I give a look to both Rick and Sanji. "Sanji I know I do all those things to you in my fanfics… but I need your help and Rick… I don't need to say a thing… but how about we get rid of these two!" "Don't forget me… for some reasion that thing that made the other girls want to have sex with them didn't effect me…" said Ko… still in her underwear. "Um… can you please?" "Will do!" I repiled. Her clothes magically came back to her, Sanji looked at me "What things?" he asked. I look at Ko… somehow she knew what I was talking about… well I did create her that's why she was able to resist the two idots… "Hey Rick take over… I want to handle them persionally"

No let me handle it, I already got my hands on them, even though I hate those two more than Sanji… yes I call him by his name, after meeting these two I'll call him by his name… any ways Emma takes her crutches beats them with them, Sanji kicks them in the ass… hard, Rick kicks them in the nuts. "Hey can I have a sledge hammer?" asked Rick. A sledge hammer appears in his hands and he slams their hands. "aaaaah how am I going spank my monkey? Heh heh" asked Beavis. He motions Gasser to come to him. He lets it rip, where Rick is holding a lighter setting Beavis' head on fire. Emma calms him down… geez, even I think what he did was over doing it a bit… Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 join in beeating them up… "Your beating them up because they're perverted Idiots?" asked Gasser. "No we're beating them up because they're evil teenagers AND perverted idiots… You guys are cool so we won't beat you up..." I do the final touches by turning them into that thing Daffy Duck became in "Duck Amuck" while the evil spell those two idiots put on my sister and the others wanting to have sex with them is over… "Hey where are my clothes!" yelled Suzy. "Blame the two idiots…" I said, "Hey Rick, Emma can one of you take over?". "Sure thing Ko." Said Rick

Anyway i have Gatchan fire death rays from her antennae at the two and then I pull out my Digivice, expose it to the computer, then a portal to the Digital World opens then I suck them into it, hoping they will be confused for digimon, maybe they'll refer them as "stupidmon" and "moronmon"…well that's what they get for insulting my beautiful girlfriend, then I give her a nice warm hug and a kiss, causing Suzy to blush and inch towards Kiyo.

Hey Emma here! Anyways Kiyo looks at her and says "Suzy your making me a little uncomforatble right now um… since you're in your underwear." Suzy realized she was still in her underwear and screams as the other girls also realizes this. My dad walks into the living room. "what's going on here?" he asked. "Um… the character from Zatch Bell, Bobobo-bo Bo-bo bo, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Kids Next Door, Dr. Slump and One Piece are here because somehow our fanfic came to life…" I blurted out. My dad processed this information and repiled "I liked One Piece before you did…" and left probably to processed the information about this. "What was that about?" asked Luffy. "Don't ask… don't ask…" I said. I typed down that the girl's clothes reutrn.

N'CHA! It's me Arale Norimaki and my new friend Ed wants to become a monster and terrorize the city but then I become Ultraman "SCHWAAA!" (transformation sound)

And I, Zatch Bell decide to help UltraArale fight Ed-zilla and save the day by changing my Vulcan 300 into a gigantic robot the size of UltraArale and use his weapons of justice against the gravy-loving monster that smells like Kiyo's gym socks (HEY! MY SOCKS DON'T SMELL!)

And I numbuh for became a giant koala monster and joined Ed-zilla for wrecking San francisco because it totally rox, (heavy metal sound) destroy the buildings (heavy metal sound) beating up cheep robots (heavy metal sound) then I thunk I heard the normal teenager with the red book say "I think beavis and butthead influenced him"

I (Emma) sigh… "Time for me to end this…" I clap my hands (for effect) and everything returns to normal (whatever normal is) which means the three um… well whatever numbuh 4, Ed and Arale are return to their normal size. However… "Can someone explain what's going on?" asked Vivi. "Well… you know that story Usopp told about the lighting boy… the one that Luffy and Sanji believed…" said Nami. "Yeah…" said Vivi. "Well… its true…" said Nami. "Rick can you take over…" I said.

So anyway I give the heroes some supplies they could use for their mission to save the world so me and Emma wish them good luck and I open a portal so they all entered it… except for Vivi. Emma and I sent her back to Alabasta. And so the heroes continue on their journey.

Next Time: "Enter: Team Bo-BoBo, it's the wiggin of a lifetime"