King of Kings II: BATTLE ROYALE
Chapter 7-11: "Enter: Team Bo-BoBo, it's the wigging of a lifetime"
A/N: I still do not own these characters, get used to it!
Note: many bo-bobo fans would know that Softon's original head color is brown but his chocolate ice cream head resembles poop so it's pink in the anime but for scatological reasons, Softon's head is colored brown in the story.
Zatch, Yuki, Arale, and Numbuh 3 are dressed as cute dragons as they entered a cave of monsters and as the monsters start to attack but then the 4 fire bubbles from their mouths, trapping the monsters in the bubbles. But then Kiyo shouts at them "WHAT'S WITH THE "Bubble Bobble" JOKE?", only for Yuki to say "because we're just being cute and stuff" and as she does the cute eyes to Kiyo he says "Ok, I won't be mad at you, well anyway I remembered last time we entered the house of our fanfic writers and craziness ensued and it involved Don Patch's wild imagination, Zatch joining him, Numbuh 4 as a giant koala and those 2 morons who like to set fires and tried to have their way with Suzy and the others, So now we're on a chase to get Zofis and it's bookkeeper because they're up to something, otherwise it wouldn't sent those evil pirates and mamodos on us. So let's continue on this adventure!"
So Monkey D. Luffy, Zatch Bell, Kiyo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Gasser, Usopp, Sanji, Yuki, Usa, Ko, Ed, Double D (Edd), Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4, Arale Norimaki Gatchan, Nami, Sherry, Brago, and…(hey where did Suzy go anyway?) are traveling to the next world using Don Patch as a tracking device but then they see a green haired girl in a sailor scout outfit and she tells them "I've been waiting for you, the worlds are in great danger. I am sailor pluto, guardian of time and space." Then Zatch and Luffy approatch her and ask if they were the chosen ones for the job but she tells them "actually you two are but it takes more in order to banish evil, it takes the power of friendship and knowing that you are not alone to achievie your goals." This reminds Don Patch of the first time he and his friends met Dengakuman so he interrupts her and says "you know pluto, you might be a smart puppy and all but I know some friends who can help my new friends save the universes but we need a way to reach them."
Sailor Pluto just smiles and says "well I can send my apprentance Erin to lead you to your friends mr. sun guy" and then a chibi brown haired girl in a sailor fuku named Erin arrives and introduces herself to them politely "Hi I'm Erin and it's a pleasure to meet you all." The crew thought she's cute and "the cute trio" (Yuki, Arale, and Numbuh 3) make her a member of their troop. Erin pulls out her magical time wand while Don Patch pulls out his and she says "I heard about what you said Patchy", then he says "look, I thought she was mickey mouse's dog, is that a crime?" but then Erin says "no, about friends…so how about we get Mr. bum boo-boo or whatever his name is" and then Don Patch yells out "alright…LET THE WIGGING BEGIN!" Just as Ed, Luffy, Zatch and Usa pull out cans of Root Beer and marachas.
Nami and Ko then ask Sanji why he didn't hit on Sailor Pluto and he answers "because if I did, she might send me to the dark ages or worse… the stone age! I hear that people in the stone age are having a gay old time! "Why is Erin coming with us, she doesn't even have any powers?" asked Zatch. "Well its either her or Chibi-Usa." Repsonded Sailor Pluto, Don Patch yelled out "Erin! Erin! We'll take Erin!"
In the Don' Patch's home world… Beauty sighed, "You know we should really look for Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler and Gas Can." Bo-bobo began to cry and slammed his fist on the ground repeatedly "Boo hoo hoo, we're never going to find them! Boo hoo hoo!" He got up and said "Now let's go fine Gasser, Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch!" as he finished his sentence a bright light appeared, Don Patch dressed like Waldo (from Where's Waldo), "You found me!" he said. Then everyone else came through the portal and see Bo-bobo dressed as a mother telling Don Patch that he is being sent to his room with no supper for running away from home and joining the circus. Bo-bobo tells "his" "son" "they must be a circus because you hang out with the rubberboy, the lighting blonde, the strong girl, Pinocchio, a bunch of mamodos, Jelly Jiggler, gas can, Mumbly Joe, the freaks of nature and the rest" but then Usa and Ko bash him with carrots saying "who's the freak of nature now cross dresser!" but then Bo-bobo cries and says but I made fish soup and carrot cake for my sweeties but then Usa and Ko then enlarge their eyes and say in a cute way at the same time "we're sorry mommy, we love you!" then Ko snaps out of it and says "how did he do that…he's good..he's good"
So after a few minutes of foolishness and introductions, the crew enlist the help of Bo-bobo and Beauty, Beauty is happy to see her "gas can" and he hugs her, then Numbuh 3 does the same for Numbuh 4 and the other members of the cute trio go awww then gasser and Numbuh 4 blush heavily but the girls got distracted as gasser accidentally "fluffed". So Luffy, Usopp, Zatch, and Kiyo discuss their plans of finding Zofis and saving the universe but then Bo-bobo figures out that they need more friends to take on this great evil so Bo-bobo, Ed, Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch, Luffy, Zatch, and the cute trio perform "the wigging dance of mercy". "Wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout, wigout," but then a huge form of smoke appear and Gasser says "I know it wasn't me" but after the smoke cleared, 5 figures appear and introduce themselves:
Suzu: former second in command of Captain Battleship's Pomade ring, Hatenko: a member of Don Patch's wiggen tribe with the power of the fist of the key, Softon: the mysterious former C block hair hunter who joins forces with Bo-bobo, but then Dengakuman goes up to Usa he says "wanna be my friend and eat grilled tofu dipped in miso on a stick? Usa says "CUTE! HE'S SO CUTE! CAN I KEEP HIM AS A PET!" and as she clutches him to her arms he blushes and then Jelly Jiggler gets jealous and Dengakuman just laughs at him in a taunting manner. Ko asks "hey who's the fifth person and then Serviceman appears behind Ko and does his "thing" to her (lifting the front of the sheet that covers his whole body, "flashing" something I can't describe) she takes out her throwing weapons (Shurikans, throwing knives and kunai ) pins his sheet to the ground, she proceeds to beat him… Gasser joins her after their done Zatch does Serviceman's thing... to Serviceman, he faints and Zatch then says "what's the matter? You dish it out but you can't take it?
Ed thinks Bo-bobo's world is cool and weirder than the empty space inside his head but then he sits closely to Arale who is busy poking Softon because his head resembled poop and he gives her a box of chocolates covered in gravy and Arale who blushes at the sign of affection runs to the horizon and gives Ed mean green soup alien and ed smiles largely and says "cool! I got a giant monster! Make me your master green one!" then the mean green soup alien blasts Ed with his beam and Ed just goes "… GRAVY!" as the creature vanishes. Softon gives everyone ice cream, only for a blushing gasser to say, "Nope, I had refried beans". Meanwhile, Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman still fight over Usa.
Suzu tells the others that lately hair hunters have been vanishing and this is worrying her and this might have something to do with "the masked mamodo" that was last seen with my former boss Captain Battleship and so they can bet that they cover more ground if they form 3 teams
Team Luffy (wig out team): Zatch, Kiyo, Bobo-bo, Softon, Beauty, Don Patch, Sanji
Team Usopp (smart team): Yuki, Usa, Ko, Dengakuman, Jelly Jiggler, Double D
Team Suzu (serious team): Sherry, Brago, Nami, Numbuh 4,
Team Arale (the benchwarmers) : Numbuh 3, Gatchan, Ed, Hatenko (he has nowhere to go and Arale makes him dress up as Yuki)
"Why am I dressed like Yuki? And why can't I be with the Don?" yelled Hatenko.
"Because my Magical Sorting Afro put you in Hufflepuff!" said Bobo-bo.
"Oh I get it… Team Luffy's Gryffindor, Team Usopp's Ravenclaw, Team Suzu's Sytheryn and Team Arale's Hufflepuff." Said Ko with a sweatdrop.
But then Erin split into 4 different beings and stick with the 4 groups… normal, attack (has two guns on her side, and a tooth pick in her mouth), defense (she looks nice and playful and had a big shield on her back) and speed (looks very intelligent and wears glasses for some reason), Normal joins Team Luffy, Speed joins Team Usopp, Attack joins Team Suzu and Defense joins Team Arale.
Erin tells them that there is no turning back and so they must embark on the time and space journey and bring down Zofis and Koko, just who is this "masked mamodo" that Suzu mentioned? Are Ed and Arale a couple? Why is Hatenko in a dress? Does this magical sorting afro make me fat? Is up and down right and wrong? All these answers will be solved…when we get to it and hey…
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo here, explaining what ever happened to Suzy Mizuno in my latest epic flick playing at Bo-bobo theater!
Bo-bobo theater presents, Suzy Mizuno in her first feature length debut, Suzy Mizuno in
"A clockwork coconut" chapter 1. tasting the forbidden fruit and drawing on it!
Beauty: hey this movie has nothing to do with us!
Suzy somehow strays away from the group and lands on a strange island she looks around and sees fruit and lots of it, her smile grows larger and cute, she forgot about losing Kiyo and the others and couldn't resist drawing on fruit, so she draws KISS make up on 2 bananas, a cat face on a cherry, a clown face on a watermelon, and as she is about to draw a face on a coconut who is hanging out in a hut called "the nut hut" where a Tiki slot machine resides, the coconut turns to her, revealing that he already has a face (and a silly looking one at that) the coconut tells her "hi I'm Coconut Fred and this is fruit salad island and hey why do some of my friends have weird faces drawn on the back of their heads? Then Mr. Greenrind (the watermelon who makes rules on the island) scolds Suzy, telling her that face painting is illegal and she must leave the island so Fred imagines a portal that sucks her in, she seemed traumatized at the talking fruit but she quickly forgot about it as she lands in a small boat with an alternate version of herself!
"Weird!" said the other Suzy.
"Where are we?" asked Suzy.
"We're on in the South Blue" said the other Suzy. (Note: They are on the Grand Line)
"Have you seen Kiyo anywhere?" asked Suzy.
"Kiyo? Who's Kiyo?" asked the other Suzy.
"Noooo! I can't believe there's no Kiyo!" yelled Suzy.
A portal suck her up, and she wound up in a place of burning and fire… where tortured souls are tortured… robot hell?
Then "Beelzebot" (the robot devil) sings a little ditty about her stay in robot hell
drawing fruits is really bad
you're wasting perfectly good apples
try to draw on canvas or maybe on yourself (pulls out a tattoo needle)
here in level 4 on robot heLLO! Hey wait a minute, you're not a robot…get the robot hell out of here!
Then she before she leaves through a portal she sees Ryoga Hibiki and he says "I'm just as surprised as you are. Well since I get lost easily I guess I will join you." and so they enter a portal, preparing for the worse…if there is a sequel covering this
THE END…?
Next Time: BO-BOBO THEATER!
Beauty: we got a universe to save and you want to show movies instead!
Me: umm I need more random moments in my story
Emma: I'm Rick's girlfriend
Me: I made her say this because it was random and I get happy when Emma says that, knowing that I am loved.
Everyone else but Numbuh 4: AAAWWW
Emma: Also the other Suzy is from my fanfic Quest of Kings!
(I poke Emma in the Stomach)
Emma: Mmm hmm, there's nothing like grilled tofu dipped in Miso on a stick!
Dengakuman: Hey that's my line!
