Erm, I dunno. Made it up last night. What was going on in the deep uncharted depths (and slightly dusty too) of my mind is unfathomable. I dun own anyone. R&R!
First Year
"Hi, I'm James."
"Hullo, I'm Lily."
"Lily?"
"hmmm?"
"willyougooutwithme?"
"huh, sorry?"
"will you go out with me?"
"erm, sorry James. I don't think so."
"But-but- I'm god's gift to women!"
"WHAT? You pompous arse. Go die."
Second Year
"Hi Lily."
"Yes Potter?"
"willyougooutwithme?"
"Potter, how many times do we have to go through this conversation."
"but, gimme a chance!"
"yeah right."
Third Year
"Hi Lily."
"Potter, can you give me at least one minute alone?"
"erm no. Because I'd die without you."
"oh is it? Why?"
"you're my life."
"…"
"Willyougooutwithme?"
"Potter, I'm just going to say this again and again until it gets through your thick skull, NO."
"fine. P.S. It has got through. I just wanted to see if your opinion has changed."
"well, no it hasn't."
"I can see."
"goo- huh?"
"bye Lily."
Fourth Year
"Hi Lily."
"hey J-Potter."
"Erm, since we're the only people going to the slug party, may I accompany you there? I swear, once we're there, I'll leave you alone."
"I think that won't be necessary."
"oh. Ok."
"nono, I meant leaving me alone. I normally die of boredom there."
"are you serious?"
"no, I'm Sirius, but you can be a part of me if you want."
"OH BUGGER OFF. And yes James. I AM for real."
"WOOHOO!"
"And we're just going as friends."
"That's cool. It's a start."
Fifth Year
"Lily, would you like to go to Hogsmeade with me tomorrow?"
"why, yes, I would."
"wow."
"what?"
"a few years ago, you hated my guts."
"I know. I guess you've changed."
"I hope for the better."
"trust me James, it is."
Sixth Year
"James, will you do something for me?"
"anything."
"stop hexing Snape."
"but why do you protect him? He's such a-a- SLYTHERIN!"
"so? He has a right to live. And James, I know your hate is partially because of him calling me a mudblood, but I don't care. Take the higher road."
"anything for you Lily, though I do wish you'd let me protect you."
"I'm perfectly capable of protecting myself thankyouverymuch."
"whatever you say Lily, but I'll always be here."
Seventh Year
"Willyougooutwithmeasinadate?"
"well, yes."
"oh, just thought I'd—wait, did you say YES?"
"erm, yes."
"WOOHOO!"
