Chapter Five: The Glorious Moment

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.


Harry rushed down to the grounds, broke into the broomshed, grabbed his Firebolt, flew down to Hogsmeade, conjured up a sleeping bag, and settled down outside the door of Honeydukes. He was excited and he could hardly sleep.

"I can hardly sleep!" he cried.

In the morning, he was asleep when the sweetyshop lady opened the door. But he didn't stay awake for long. All the kids trampled all over him.

"OW! THAT'S PAINFUL!" he yelled.

"Oh, sorry dear, come on in," Mrs Sweetyshoplady said kindly, beckoning Harry into the cool, sweet-smelling sweet shop.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..." Harry had spotted it. The bar of chocolate...

"Oooh, I see you've noticed our special offer! Reduced to clear, only ten bars left! Five galleons!"

"FIVE GALLEONS! I earned all this for nothing!" Harry wailed, "Oh well, I'll take three."

Harry left with a grin all over his face and three h-u-g-e bars of creamy, smooth, luscious chocolate in a carrier bag.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!" he drooled, "I just have to eat one right this minute!"

Harry pulled out one giant bar, unwrapped some shiny, sparkly wrapper, raised the chocolate to his lips and bit it -

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!" he screamed, spitting and gagging, "YUCK, what was IN that?"

He checked the wrapper;

DOG FAECES

A DELICIOUS BAR OF FAECES FOR YOUR KELPIES.

THEY WILL LOVE IT!

Not intended for human consumption

Harry didn't want to think about the reason for the last line. He just retched and threw up all over the pavement in front of him.

What to do with the rest...?

Hey...

Malfoy was walking up the street with Pansy.

"Hey - HEY! MALFOY! WANT SOME OF THIS?"

The End!


Author note - yeah, I know what you're thinking. Well - I know I'M thinking "What was I playing at?" but you could be thinking something else. Anyway, please R&R! Thank you, and remember - always read the label!