A/N: So how did you like the first part? I know that I liked it. I read it to my brother and fell off his seat laughing. Well, I exaggerated a bit about the falling out of the seat-laughing thing but he thought it was pretty funny. Anyways this is the second chappie and hope that you will enjoy it because I know I will. And all the readers out there please send me some really good story id's that has to do with Naruto. Please!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. I hate writing this! Kami… Every time I write this I get depressed…

Chappie # 2 The Date

"Okay class we're done for today!" Sango said as the rest of the women in her class walked off to the locker rooms. Sango gathered her things and threw a towel over her shoulder. As much as she would like to take a shower now she would felt more comfortable taking at home.

"Hey! Kagome!' called Sango. Kagome's head peeked out from the corner of the locker room.

"Yeah, do you need something Sango?" Kagome asked. She was Sango's assistant teacher. Though Sango knew that Kagome had better things to do then teach a self defense class, like go indulge herself in her ever jealous boyfriend Inuyasha or go wild in some Marty Graw film but Sango and Kagome knew each other since they were children and loved to spend times with each other. They're like sisters in other people's eyes. Even Inuyasha knew better then to talk shit about Sango because Kagome would beat the living demon out of him.

Sango tossed the keys to Kagome who in turn caught them. "When you're done lock up neh?" Sango asked.

"Uh, sure but what's the occasion of leaving so early, you don't feel that dirty do you?" Kagome asked.

"No but I got a date so I have to leave early." Those were Sango's finally words as she left a jaw dropped Kagome to lock up.

Sango hopped onto the next 15 and went home early. She had to meet Miroku back at the bus stop near her school. The bus reached her apartment and she jogged up to the front door. Sango dug through her gym bag for her keys and when she found them she unlocked the front door and jumped the stairs to the second floor. She banged on the door for a considerable amount of time before the door flew open.

"Kohaku! What took you so long to open the freakin door!" Sango yelled at her otouto.

"I was on the phone with my girl friend, sheesh, me being at the age of 18 and you would think that I have a life by now. Unlike you I have a girl and what do you have to show for it?" Kohaku said smugly.

Sango grabbed her otouto into a headlock and gave him the classic nuggy. "For your information Kohaku I have a date so either you can stay and help me pick out what I'm going to wear or you can help me do my hair after my shower…"

"I chose neither!" said Kohaku as he grabbed his pair of keys and rushed out the door before his sister suggested he try on her make up for her.

Sango smiled and shut the door. She ran into the bathroom and peeled of her sweaty clothing and went into the steaming shower. She quickly scrubbed her head with the conditioner and shampoo and washed it off. After the shower was done she walked out of the bathroom butt naked and soaking wet. She dripped her way towards her room and grabbed a clean towel to wrap herself in. Boy was she gonna look nice for the dude.

It was only four o' clock so Sango slowly dried herself off and put on lotion. She went through her draws and rummaged through what she was going to wear. "This is harder then I thought…"

Sango decided to go through what she was going to wear one at a time. First something sexy. She reached into her underwear draw and came out with a black thong and a matching strapless bra. She put those on and then looked for a pair of jeans. And just her luck she came out with a form fitting dark blue pair. She slipped those on and dove into her draw that had her shirts in it. She took out a dark green halter; it was something like a tube top but had two strings in the center of the front that tied to her neck creating a V shape. The halter-top was a long shirt so it ended near her belly button and then the frilly sheer green lace showed at the bottom of her shirt. Sango was very satisfied with what she was wearing all she needed was accessories. She grabbed a thin gold belt chain and hung it loosely on her waist so it had a lopsided affect giving Sango more curves then she needed.

Sango dug threw her closet and found her gold strapped short heel flip-flops and put them on her pedicured feet. Then she went through her jewelry box and found gold hoop earrings and gold bangles. Sango couldn't stop admiring her style. Sango pulled out her hair dryer and proceeded to dry her hair. After it was considerable dried she pulled out her curling iron. Sango put long loose and wavy curls in her hair and started to do her make up. "Just a little eye liner and lip gloss…" Sango gave her eyes and Egyptian look and put on a sheer peachy colored gloss. She had a clean glowing look. Sango looked back at her clock and it said 5:45.

"Damn! It took me that long to get ready!" Sango yelled. She grabbed a dark blue purse with gold trim and rushed out the house with keys intact. She ran down to the bus stop and got on the 15 that luckily just came.

She sat on the bus for about 10 minutes before she reached her stop. She got off and stood at the bus stop waiting for the man named Miroku to show up. She looked down at her Mavado wristwatch and saw he had at least five more minutes before he should be there. The breeze picked up and she realized she should have brought a jacket because it was starting to get chilly out. What horrified Sango was that she was wearing a very thin material bra so… two of her body parts were reacting to the cold. Sango had to cover herself up somehow. Before she could do anything about herself a black Jaguar pulled up and Sango froze. The window pulled down and Miroku's head stuck through the window.

"Are you getting in my lady?" he asked before he jumped out and opened the door to the other side so Sango could get in.

Sango took his hand gratefully and got into the warm roomy car. Sango sighed and rubbed her arms for warmth. Miroku got in beside her and started up the engine. Be fore he started to drive he turned to Sango and took in her figure. He raised an eyebrow and smiled naughtily.

"It really isn't that cold outside you know Sango." Said Miroku. Sango must have known that he was referring to her erected nipples because they were poking through her shirt announcing themselves to the world so she gave him a frown and proceeded to warm herself by turning on the heater.

Miroku drove for 20 minutes until he reached a large flashy building with a large red neon sign that said Neko's Fire. Sango looked at it in aw. Miroku stepped out of his car when he finished parking it and opened the door for Sango to get out. She followed him all the way to the crowded line. Miroku slipped through and Sango followed. There was a large man at the front, Miroku whispered in his ear and then man nodded and let both of them through. On the way Sango noticed some of the woman winking and throwing lustful glances at her date. Sango glared at them and Miroku chuckled when he caught what was going on.

"So you must be famous or something to get through that line huh?" Sango asked him.

"Yeah I guess you can say that." Answered Miroku.

"So, how did you get through that line?" Sango asked once again.

"Well you see, I own this place." Miroku didn't really want to tell her but since she asked…

Sango's eyes practically popped out of her head. What he owns this place! Kami I must he going on a date with a million heir! Sango did a back flip and gave a whoopee within her mind.

"Wow, you must live a very interesting life then." Thought Sango aloud.

"Well yeah, not all of it is just parties every night and stuff though. I have to do paper work and pay the bills… any ways enough about me what about you?" Miroku asked.

"Well what do I like?" Sango scratched her chin in thought, "I like parties, spin the bottle, drinks and hotties."

"Well today is your lucky night cause your with one." Miroku laughed and Sango blushed. Miroku led Sango to a private room near the back of the flashy dance lit floor. The room wasn't really that big. It was about the size of an apartment living room. It had couches and a large TV. The lights were dim. There were people in there. And what'd ya know it was Kagome and Inuyasha.

"What the heck are you guys doing here?" Sango yelled.

Both Inuyasha and Kagome turned away from their flirting. They looked Sango up and down and then switched their gaze to Miroku.

"Miroku you dog, so this is your date you've been talking about?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku ignored him and led Sango down to one of the couches to sit. Kagome got up and dragged Inuyasha to where Sango was.

"Sango!" Kagome yelled as she gave Sango a sloppy hug. She's been drinking. Sango thought.

"So this is your date, I can see why you were in a rush to leave work…" Kagome looked Miroku up and down and smiled.

"So Miroku I don't see what you think is so hot about Sango." Inuyasha piped.

With those words Inuyasha earned a slap from both Sango and Kagome while Miroku laughed.

"Inuyasha, Inuyasha keep your eyes on your own girl." Miroku retorted. Inuyasha sat back and watched as both Sango and Kagome chatted away. Sango turned towards Miroku and gave him a confused look.

"Miroku? How do you and Inuyasha know each other?"

"Oh, Inuyasha and I have known each other since we were babies, I'm sure Inuyasha has talked about me some." Miroku said.

"Hate to break it to you but Inuyasha hasn't said squat about you, he didn't even mention you for the two years that we've been going out. In fact I haven't seen you before in my whole entire life until now." Kagome chimed.

"Inuyasha how could you?" Miroku pouted.

"Hey no one ever asked so I never said anything, it's not my fault if you almost don't even exist." Inuyasha scoffed.

"Hey everybody lets play Sango's favorite game." Kagome sang as she waved a unopened bottle of hard vodka. "We play truth or dare by spinning the bottle. Who ever the bottle lands on they have to take a swig and answer the truth or do the dare!"

Everyone agreed. Miroku went first. He grabbed the bottle from Kagome and twisted it on the ground. Unfortunately the bottle landed on Inuyasha.

Miroku gave him an evil smirk, "Inuyasha truth or dare?"

"Dare, give it all ya got I can take it."

"Okay then, Inuyasha I dare you to give one of my guards a belly dance." Inuyasha's jaw dropped to the ground and sputtered. He huffed and took a long swig and then wiped his chin when he was done. He left the room and came back with one of the large and bulky guards. The rest of the group looked on in amusement as Inuyasha did a very clumsy belly dance around the now shocked and stunned guard. Everyone started to laugh Inuyasha dismissed the guard and walked back over and sat down with a thump. It was his turn now.

Inuyasha spun the bottle around. It slowed down and landed on Sango. He smiled at Sango and asked her the two questions. She picked dare and gave a hard swig to the bottle. She coughed and sputtered at the burning hot liquid as it slid down her throat. She felt a little light headed.

"Okay then Sango, I dare you to go in the bathroom with Miroku and strip for him, if he says that you didn't then Kagome and me will strip you for him got it?" Sango nodded and got up and followed Miroku's chuckling ass to the bathroom.

Well, he's cute. I can go through with it. It's not like I haven't done this before. I did it in front of my mirror plenty of times. Oh Kami but this time some one will be watching! Oh well let me just turn my naughty mode on…

Sango ran back to the room and took another couple of shots and then went to the bathroom with Miroku in waiting. Sango was feeling pretty light headed now. She slowly walked up to him making sure her hips swung and swiveled the right way. She pushed Miroku against the wall and breathed onto his ear. While she was doing that she grinded her hip against his crotch and started to unbutton her pants. She hummed the music to s8er boy and untied her shirt to the tune. She turned her back towards him and flipped her head around only to wink at him. She slowly and seductively pulled her halter off to reveal her bra and then fling off her shirt. She shimmied her shoulders and kicked off her sandals. She danced around Miroku's grinning face and slipped her jeans off. She giggled and unclasped her bra to show off her nicely shaped rack. She watched as Miroku bit his lip and then reach out to touch her.

"Uh, uh… no touchy feely…" Sango winked and pulled his hands down to his side. She turned her back towards him again and snapped her thong straps at him. She walked and swung around on the small pole in the bathroom.

Miroku licked his lips and wished that he could just grab her and ravish what she was well endowed with. She slinked up towards Miroku again in brushed her lips against his. Miroku used all of his power not to try and fuck her. He got a hard on just watching her undress. She turned around and pressed her back against his chest and she grinded her butt against his package. Miroku groaned and Sango caught his hands and had him caress her stomach, her sides and her breasts. Miroku groaned some more and almost cursed when she got up off of him and dressed again.

"What is taking them so long?" Kagome asked Inuyasha.

"With Miroku in there, they're probably having sex." Inuyasha replied.

"Get your mind out of the gutter Inuyasha," Kagome scolded, "You only talk dirty when we're in the bedroom." She giggled and then stopped when a smiling Sango and dazed Miroku walked in.

"Man she did a number on you huh?" Inuyasha speculated, "What'd ya do touch her?"

"No! I was just that good." Sango exclaimed.

A/N: Wasn't that really sexy everybody. Tell me it wasn't sexy. I love this story so much, it's gonna be hilarious but I think that there should be some action in it. Maybe something with Shippo being Sango's childhood sweet heart and crap. There has to be some violence, I looooooove me some violence.